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Cross Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-25-2013, 06:34 PM

I will never forget that day 2013 years ago when I was born from a virgin.

You know my family had to flee Bethlehem because Herod wanted to murder me. But of course we decided to stop at the temple in Jerusalem so my mom and stepfather could dedicate me.

Feel free to ask me any questions you may have. Since it is my birthday, I will answer you.


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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-25-2013, 06:53 PM

Beloved

This is more of a prayer than a question, but may I beg you to forgive Brother Wide-Open for whatever it was he did that caused this to happen on this, the Holiest of all days?

Also, if I may be permitted a simple question, what is your favourite pie?

Yours in Thee,
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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-25-2013, 07:57 PM

Blueberry. They match my eyes.

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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-25-2013, 11:30 PM

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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-25-2013, 11:59 PM

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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 12:22 AM

Dearest Almighty,

If it please You, my King of Kings, the Lion, the Lamb, the Redeemer of all sinners, the truest Love of my heart, Keeper of my soul ... will Mr. McIrish and I finally be blessed with a Soldier of You of our very own unlike those six abominations from his heathen whore of an ex-wife who had the temerity to flout Your curse of infertility and involved secular scientists to conceive said monsters outside of her womb in a most arrogant and blasphemous fashion?

I would love nothing more than to present my dear husband with a REAL baby boy, born to serve YOU!

With Humble Thanks and Ebullient Praise
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Don't be silly. Elvis had his reward on the earth. However, it did take two of my angels to throw that glutton into hell.


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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-25-2013, 11:24 PM

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I will never forget that day 2013 years ago when I was born from a virgin.

You know my family had to flee Bethlehem because Herod wanted to murder me. But of course we decided to stop at the temple in Jerusalem so my mom and stepfather could dedicate me.

Feel free to ask me any questions you may have. Since it is my birthday, I will answer you.
I am wondering, did you make hell infinitely painful?

Also i am wondering why I have poor eye sight?.

1 more thing I don't want to forget John 4:1-3 and 1 Thessalonians 5:21 , I don't want to mistakenly praise someone other than God.
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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 01:01 AM

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I am wondering, did you make hell infinitely painful?
Yes, of course.

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Also i am wondering why I have poor eye sight?.
Because of your sins. Your masturbation makes me sick.

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1 more thing I don't want to forget John 4:1-3 and 1 Thessalonians 5:21 , I don't want to mistakenly praise someone other than God.

Because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

You are truly blessed.


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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 06:11 AM

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Yes, of course.



Because of your sins. Your masturbation makes me sick.



Because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

You are truly blessed.
Well then for your birthday I will stop sinning (you might have to help me with that one)

You seem to know that I already believed. (hopefully if you are god you can at least be glad I was being cautious, because God is a jealous God)
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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 06:58 AM

Just to have it confirmed once and for all: what is your views on homosexuality?
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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 05:02 PM

What was the deal with YOU & satan & that schmuck Job??
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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 09:53 PM

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I think my buddy Paul wrote that down for me. You know he hated my followers before I came to him in a vision and turned him around in his thinking.

Too bad Dawkins won't admit that I have done the same with him.


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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 07:55 PM

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I will never forget that day 2013 years ago when I was born from a virgin.

Wait... you remember your own birth? Yeah, that's pretty usual (?)


Anyway, I think I have a few questions for you, take your time, don't worry...


1.- Why women are portrayed like objects in the Bible? After all, Eve was just one women, I don't think all the gender must pay for one single person mistake


2.- Why beatings and spankings are, according to the bible, the best way to educate a child? I think parents can solve problems with words, not violence


3.- Why Christians must hate their own parents, brothers and sisters? I don't think God should divide their children if they already love him


4.- Is USA racism truly supported by the bible? Because for what I can see here, the country is very mean with mexicans, canadians, japanese, chinese and another people from another lands and languages


5.- Why God murder the people he created by himself? God is supposed to know everything about everybody, he should know when he creates somebody who's gonna be evil in the future


6.- Why you think only homosexual people has AIDS? Straight people can have it too, besides, is not a dicease you can catch like a cold or somethings like that, you must have sexual contact with a sick person or any kind of another contact to get the dicease too


Those are my doubts, I hope you can help me....
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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 10:04 PM

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Wait... you remember your own birth? Yeah, that's pretty usual (?)
Of course I do. Who do you think you are talking to here?

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1.- Why women are portrayed like objects in the Bible? After all, Eve was just one women, I don't think all the gender must pay for one single person mistake
Of course they all have to pay. We are punishing everyone for all eternity for what Adam and Eve did. Not just women, but they have it a little worse since they are the ones who sinned originally whilst having no knowledge of right and wrong.

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2.- Why beatings and spankings are, according to the bible, the best way to educate a child? I think parents can solve problems with words, not violence
You think do you?

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3.- Why Christians must hate their own parents, brothers and sisters? I don't think God should divide their children if they already love him
You don't have to hate your parents. You should honor your parents, unless they get in the way of following me. In that case, you should ditch them quickly.

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4.- Is USA racism truly supported by the bible? Because for what I can see here, the country is very mean with mexicans, canadians, japanese, chinese and another people from another lands and languages
Of course not. Racism is wrong. You shouldn't be mean to the lesser races. Except the blacks. They are being punished for what their ancestor did thousands of years ago.

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5.- Why God murder the people he created by himself? God is supposed to know everything about everybody, he should know when he creates somebody who's gonna be evil in the future
Free will.

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6.- Why you think only homosexual people has AIDS? Straight people can have it too, besides, is not a dicease you can catch like a cold or somethings like that, you must have sexual contact with a sick person or any kind of another contact to get the dicease too
Butt sex caused AIDS. Your own nasty sinful habits.


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