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Default Re: Ladies, Don't Ruin Your Marriage By Getting Ugly With Age! - 02-23-2013, 12:00 PM

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I'm not planning on getting married anytime soon because I'm eighteen. But I know your husband is a dirty bastard if he leaves you when you get "ugly". It doesn't surprise me that you think it's okay for a man to leave you when you get older, you probably don't know any decent men.
I know BeleiverIGod's husband personally and I can tell you be is a decent upstanding community figure.

Calling him a dirty b@stard is an insult to both him and his wife who does her best with what God gave her.

Shame on you, young man.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Ladies, Don't Ruin Your Marriage By Getting Ugly With Age! - 02-23-2013, 03:53 PM

You can tell what kind of old hag your woman is going to turn into by meeting the one who raised her:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2...s-mothers.html


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Ladies, Don't Ruin Your Marriage By Getting Ugly With Age! - 02-24-2013, 02:37 AM

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I'm not planning on getting married anytime soon because I'm eighteen. But I know your husband is a dirty bastard if he leaves you when you get "ugly". It doesn't surprise me that you think it's okay for a man to leave you when you get older, you probably don't know any decent men.
Right, because **supposed** 18-year-olds know all about life.

My husband won't leave me because he's a True Christian™ man and I haven't just "let myself go" as soon as the ring went on my finger.

Even when I was pregnant, I tried to keep the weight gain below 25 pounds.

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I know BeleiverIGod's husband personally and I can tell you be is a decent upstanding community figure.

Calling him a dirty b@stard is an insult to both him and his wife who does her best with what God gave her.

Shame on you, young man.

YIC
Thank you Brother. I'm sure Seth would thank you as well, but he went on a hunting trip this weekend.


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Default Re: Ladies, Don't Ruin Your Marriage By Getting Ugly With Age! - 11-02-2013, 08:23 PM

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Now that the dishes are done, I think I'll slip this onto the Hi Fi and hope Mr. Keeper enjoys!

nice picture and deep message. Genesis 2:18 clearly explains what is a woman's scope. i conslantly try to be pretty for my husband. He hates fat ladies, and bought some gym tools for me in the basement. despite i've had 8 children up to now, still I wear XS size dresses.
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