[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Patchwork Rarity

Yes, I agree.
Metal is the bane of people who not wish to think freely
If we are to take over, we cannot allow others to think freely and express themselves in a non-Christian way.
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Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum!

Would you be so nice to go to the introduction forum, and create an introduction thread? Please remember to follow the directions spelled out on the top of that page!

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Patchwork Rarity

Yes, I agree.
Metal is the bane of people who not wish to think freely
If we are to take over, we cannot allow others to think freely and express themselves in a non-Christian way.
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Look here, fellow, you mumble like a drunk. Get thee to the intro section or get thee gone. Are you saved? If not, what do you want? We don't take kindly to smart ass heathens.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Originally Posted by Patchwork Rarity

Yes, I agree.
Metal is the bane of people who not wish to think freely
If we are to take over, we cannot allow others to think freely and express themselves in a non-Christian way.
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With the exception of True Christian Metal™, of course. I like the way you think, youngster! Tell us a bit about your walk with Christ in an introduction thread so we can get you on the road to salvation. Praise Jesus!

[Slavic Crusader]

Originally Posted by Dirk

Dear fellow Christians,

I have come to warn you about metal. We all know metal music is bad and is having a bad impact on our children. I want to name the bands so you can be extra carefull, but also other ways of indoctrination. It seems that many of us think of long haired homeless people, who listen to metal. While this image is accurate, I want to focus on the more subtile ways of indoctrination.

First of all I would like to start with food. Yes, food. It is not the first thing that may come up in your mind, but it sure is a gateway. It seems that the new way to recruit is by food. They try to put a certain "extra ingredient" into our potatoes. Be sure to only buy potatoes that are approved by Pastor Zeke. The list will soon be available. We have not yet determined what that special "ingredient" is, but it seems that children who eat those potatoes may have a positive attitude towards guitars. This is getting dangerous now, because guitars are used in metal music. I am aware that most of you didn't think of this before, but I discovered it and wanted to warn you all.

Hello there Dirk, most metal band are satanists but some are quite good like youth minister Harries Killing for Christ.
Your friend in Christ Јован.