[Anne Sayne]

As you may know, Columbus Day is coming up soon. So....why does this "national holiday" exist? Why do we have a whole day set aside for THIS guy out of all people? Well, that's a question left to be answered.

Today, I will be talking about the earth. No, not the round spinny earth that most people think it is. I'm talking about the real earth, the flat one. Now you may be thinking
"But the earth is round. Christopher Columbus sailed around it, remember?
Yes, but we have no proof tha Christopher Columbus actually did this. We do, however, have proof that the earth is Flat and has Four Corners (read Revelation 7:1)
Christopher was born in Italy http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=84884
So clearly, there was something wrong with him from the beginning. One day, he all of the sudden had the idea to DIRECTLY mock God's teachings. He set out to sail around the earth and prove it wasn't flat.

So, he tried to find a shortcut to India for trading by sailing west, toward America, where an itallyin had no business going near. He sailed and wound up near earth's end.

Of course, Chris didn't want to go back home just to be proven wrong, no. He made a cover up story.

He sailed down to India, took a few people on the boat with him, and dropped them off in the USA. So if anyone wanted proof that he found a new route, he could just take them to the United States, show them the Indians, and have them go on their way. And that's where native "americans" come from.

Of course, that's just a theory, but we still know that the earth is flat.