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Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-06-2022, 07:58 PM
We are early in "Pride Month," June. We know the drill, parades, picnics and general focus on the low life of sin.
Some Christians in Michigan rented the marque of a local movie theater to publish the scriptural shame of Pride Week. It paraphrases Proverbs 16:18 which we all know discusses pride coming before the fall. Good for the Christians in Michigan. They have warned sinners about what is coming.
Church rents theater marquee to post pride month Bible warning | U.S. News (christianpost.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-06-2022, 10:04 PM
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We are early in "Pride Month," June. We know the drill, parades, picnics and general focus on the low life of sin.
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In the Etheldreda home, June is known as "Work Out Your Stone-Throwing Arm Month." Each child is given a stoning bucket the summer they are strong enough to carry it and coordinated enough to hit the target. This is a source of real pride - being big enough to carry out the Word of the Lord. Glory! Because he hath despised the word of the Lord, and hath broken his commandment, that soul shall utterly be cut off;
his iniquity shall be upon him. And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses. Numbers 15:31; 35-36 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-11-2022, 08:38 AM
Why can't the homos and lesbanians start acting straight? Don't they know that what they do is disgusting? Nobody wants to see two girls wearing pants and making out or two men wearing makeup and holding hands. It's just like what we see with black and brown people--if they'd act like Americans, we'd treat them like Americans and let them have the freedom to do whatever they want. But no, they have to flaunt their black or homo lifestyle in our faces. It makes little baby Jesus weep.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-11-2022, 01:34 PM
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Nobody wants to see two girls wearing pants and making out or two men wearing makeup and holding hands. ... It makes little baby Jesus weep.
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I don't see why a good Republican Congress and President Trump can't pass a law requiring "Pride Month" be February. That's a cold month and there are no parades, i.e., opportunities for leud and flaunting parades.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-11-2022, 01:43 PM
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I don't see why a good Republican Congress and President Trump can't pass a law requiring "Pride Month" be February. That's a cold month and there are no parades, i.e., opportunities for leud and flaunting parades.
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Exactly so, dear Brother Mayor Hold. And in February, the chances of seeing various and assorted nonsense, such as in the photo below, will be — hopefully — non-existent!
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06-12-2022, 01:07 AM
I noticed your picture had an interesting floral tiara. Satan has different ideas about headgear though, no normal person would ever consider whether the gay or not. For information purposes an unbleeped version is available by tapping or clicking the graphic but I cannot recommend this unless you need to be aware of buzzwords in vogue to signify such designs. Thank you.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-12-2022, 02:12 AM
Biden wants to send those bestial faggots into your childrens' classrooms for a hands-on sexual education lesson. "All right kidth, thith ith what a woman'th penith lookth like. Don't by thhy, everyone come on up and touch it. Hey you, put that Bible in the garbage can right now or I'll thpank you so hard your tight little ath will bleed." This is the Gay Agenda foisted on us by the Democrats: unfettered access to children's bodies for liberal pedophiles. Everything they do is in service of this goal. They think about nothing else but the flesh and blood of underage children. Democrats are unholy monsters. There can be no compromise with such evil.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-12-2022, 10:55 PM
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Biden wants to send those bestial faggots into your childrens' classrooms for a hands-on sexual education lesson. "All right kidth, thith ith what a woman'th penith lookth like. Don't by thhy, everyone come on up and touch it. Hey you, put that Bible in the garbage can right now or I'll thpank you so hard your tight little ath will bleed." This is the Gay Agenda foisted on us by the Democrats: unfettered access to children's bodies for liberal pedophiles. Everything they do is in service of this goal. They think about nothing else but the flesh and blood of underage children. Democrats are unholy monsters. There can be no compromise with such evil.
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Oh, yes; this is so very true, dear Brother Lukes, and I do thank you for not skimping on the -given truth that needs to be told. You are so correct, Dear, in that the DEMONrats are out there, trying to grab (and to corrupt) the children of our blessed .
Why, it was only about five years ago when Agatha (my sister) and I visited friends in Canada, and then received the shock of our lives. Before the scary stuff started, we had been to church on the Sunday morning, where the Pastor preached on a message that is very dear to my heart: a righteous nation and her reward.
Hebrews 11:16 "But now they desire a better country, that is, an heavenly: wherefore is not ashamed to be called their : for he hath prepared for them a city."
After some delightful chit-chat that followed the service, we then decided to take a leisurely stroll to a lovely restaurant in the area. Well! We had no idea that the enjoyment of our blessed Sunday was about to be shattered, as it was "Pride Sunday" for the Toronto perverts crowd! It did not take us long to realize that, as we stumbled upon "Batman" in all of his "glory". (I've enclosed a photo that has been edited to spare you the indignity of having to look at such filth.) But, as disgusting as this was, it was a very valuable lesson, in how the LIE-beral people are out there, using children's comic book heroes as a means of enticing the kiddies to fall into the traps of sin, leading them down the garden pathway to !
And, as if "Batman" was not enough for our sore eyes, we happened to catch a glimpse of the parade as it passed — showing us another horror story, in the second photo! Indeed, you are so correct, dear Brother: the DEMONrats ARE unholy monsters!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-13-2022, 01:30 AM
Well, when you base your entire identity and lifestyle on the thing you're sexually aroused by, this sort of deranged, shameless, public perversion is not surprising. If your personality consists of "I wanna get f**ked in the a*s by big d**ks and swallow j**z," then it stands to reason that there is nothing else to you than being a fag. So of course you'll walk around dressed like Batman, a known pederast.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-13-2022, 02:22 AM
For those who think that we "up-tight" Christians are just reading unintended meaning into that comic book panel above, please bear in mind that Bruce Wayne is a millionaire and he and his ward are sleeping in what looks to be the same bed.
Couples on TV during the 1950's and 1960's couldn't be seen in the same bed, but a super-rich, grown man and his ward don't each have their own rooms?! I know mothers barely getting by who let their kids have the bedroom in their small apartments and sleep on the couch in the living room so the kids can have some privacy. Bruce Wayne is a pervert, plain and simple. Guy has a full on cave for his fancy car, but apparently only has a one bedroom "stately manor". Puh-leez!
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-13-2022, 03:32 AM
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For those who think that we "up-tight" Christians are just reading unintended meaning into that comic book panel above, please bear in mind that Bruce Wayne is a millionaire and he and his ward are sleeping in what looks to be the same bed.
Couples on TV during the 1950's and 1960's couldn't be seen in the same bed, but a super-rich, grown man and his ward don't each have their own rooms?! I know mothers barely getting by who let their kids have the bedroom in their small apartments and sleep on the couch in the living room so the kids can have some privacy. Bruce Wayne is a pervert, plain and simple. Guy has a full on cave for his fancy car, but apparently only has a one bedroom "stately manor". Puh-leez!
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"And it begins like any other routine morning in the lives of [Batman] and [Robin]."
"C'mon D*ck-- a cold shower, a big breakfast!"
Yeah, apparently they share the bed every night, and the shower as well. He even named his little twink "Dick Gay Son." Outrageously obscene!
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-13-2022, 03:49 AM
One whacko notion making the rounds among homers is farm chemicals cause homerism. Our drinking water here in Freehold has farm chemicals in it and there are no homers in the entire city.
Herbicides- Susan Werner - YouTube
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-13-2022, 05:25 AM
We know Nebuchadnezzar is real because he wrote part of The Bible. DANIEL Ch. 4
Sometimes the lovely account of God's Perfect Love is presented in a series of tableaux, showing how long-suffering He is compared to the rottenness of fallen man. Sunday School presentations include several episodes where God reveals Himself through Daniel's experience and this is one of them. William Blake depicted the king during his bestiality and I was horrified to see one of the prides chose this for a recruitment tableau of his own.
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I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace: I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.
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After wasting his time with various seers and sorcerers, Nebuchadnezzar appealed to Daniel who in turn appealed to God and the king recorded Daniel's reply.
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This is the interpretation, O king, and this is the decree of the most High, which is come upon my lord the king: That they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field, and they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and they shall wet thee with the dew of heaven, and seven times shall pass over thee, till thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.
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Sometimes we're hasty in rushing to judgement where we may be mistaken. Although normal people don't parade around wearing dungeon attire or hats depicting what they'd presume were private matters—God knows which ones will overcome demonic possession and escape after all, whereas we don't and I'm sure we've all seen "hen parties" and "stag dos" where a more relaxed approach to clothing is only temporary—for some reason this version of Pride showcases abnormality, devilish appetites and a longing to mock God. Therefore I ought to point out a thick black line in the Batman graphic suggesting two beds (close together) as is often the case in smaller bedchambers such as certain hotels where a room is advertised as "twin" even though it's not very big. I've arrowed the line:
Normal Pride T-shirts are available again this year but really, God has already explained everything we need to know on this topic so parades are hardly necessary. All we want is for dissipated wretches to understand The Truth; inappropriate or hasty judgement after all may hinder their enlightenment.
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He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-13-2022, 05:12 PM
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One whacko notion making the rounds among homers is farm chemicals cause homerism. Our drinking water here in Freehold has farm chemicals in it and there are no homers in the entire city.
Herbicides- Susan Werner - YouTube
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And how come most of the fags and dykes live in big liberal cities far from farms in blue states with more oppressive fascist green regulations? Checkmate atheists. By their logic, all the good ol boys should be queer instead of super straight.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-15-2022, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
We are early in "Pride Month," June. We know the drill, parades, picnics and general focus on the low life of sin.
Some Christians in Michigan rented the marque of a local movie theater to publish the scriptural shame of Pride Week. It paraphrases Proverbs 16:18 which we all know discusses pride coming before the fall. Good for the Christians in Michigan. They have warned sinners about what is coming.
Church rents theater marquee to post pride month Bible warning | U.S. News (christianpost.com)
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Guess what. I'm Bisexual. I like both males and females. Do I look like the devil? No. So maybe turn your brain on and get some bitches, maybe go touch grass.
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06-15-2022, 05:02 AM
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Guess what. I'm Bisexual. I like both males and females. Do I look like the devil?
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This depends on what the Devil looks like. Do you know what he looks like? He can look like an angel, if he wishes and - due to his evil nature - he does.
2 Corinthians 11:14
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
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No. So maybe turn your brain on and get some bitches, maybe go touch grass.
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This is a simple ad hominem fallacy, appealing to some characteristics of your interlocutor instead of the actual issue. It is usually utilized in the absence of actual data or education. As an argument, it is useless. However, it will increase our prestige and happiness once we reach Heaven! Glory!
Matthew 5:12
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-15-2022, 01:51 PM
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This depends on what the Devil looks like. Do you know what he looks like? He can look like an angel, if he wishes and - due to his evil nature - he does.
2 Corinthians 11:14
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
This is a simple ad hominem fallacy, appealing to some characteristics of your interlocutor instead of the actual issue. It is usually utilized in the absence of actual data or education. As an argument, it is useless. However, it will increase our prestige and happiness once we reach Heaven! Glory!
Matthew 5:12
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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well he ain't here man. We can have any type of sexuality and gender, it isn't for you to decide. I'm staying bisexual. If you don't like it, then you're homophobic.
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06-15-2022, 02:08 PM
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well he ain't here man. We can have any type of sexuality and gender, it isn't for you to decide. I'm staying bisexual. If you don't like it, then you're homophobic.
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Gay Pride and The sin of pride are 2 different things Aswell. Read a dictionary.
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Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame -
06-15-2022, 02:12 PM
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well he ain't here man. We can have any type of sexuality and gender, it isn't for you to decide. I'm staying bisexual. If you don't like it, then you're homophobic.
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You really don't understand.
We LOVE you and want to see you one day in Heaven. We are doing our utmost to help you overcome your abominable tendencies for anal sex.
1 Timothy 5:20
Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
Luke 17:3
Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.
God and Jesus are the ones you hate sodomites. You should take your complaints to them. We, on the other hand, will be here for you in case you wish to repent and accept Christ™.
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You really don't understand.
We LOVE you and want to see you one day in Heaven. We are doing our utmost to help you overcome your abominable tendencies for anal sex.
1 Timothy 5:20
Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
Luke 17:3
Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.
God and Jesus are the ones you hate sodomites. You should take your complaints to them. We, on the other hand, will be here for you in case you wish to repent and accept Christ™.
Yours in Christ,
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Obviously you don't know how gay pride works.
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