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Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS ! -
07-30-2008, 07:39 PM
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No, I gave the kids who were present at the wedding milk as a beverage.
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No doubt your own breast-milk, straight from the source! I know what kind of sickos you Wiccers all are!
But back to the subject in hand. I was talking to my Pastor, and he advised me to visit each prospective Caterer in person, just to be on the safe side. Apparently one of the Newly Weds from our Church booked their caterer over the phone - not realising the Caterers were actually negroids! $2000 for a Wedding buffet, and all that turned up on the night were 12 buckets of fried chicken, and a watermelon! Disgraceful!
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07-30-2008, 07:40 PM
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No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.
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So it was a Lesbian Wedding?
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Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS ! -
07-30-2008, 07:44 PM
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So it was a Lesbian Wedding?
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No.
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07-30-2008, 07:44 PM
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If you use the dvd player to play the cd, it plays through the surround sound system on the tv.
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No, it doesn't. If the music is recorded in stereo it plays in stereo. I don't peg you as a home theatre audiophile. If I'm wrong, let's talk gear.
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07-30-2008, 08:00 PM
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And as I said before, everyone went home satisfied.
People always say that.
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Brother N, I believe she's referring to the skyclad naked-blood-orgies they had after the Ceremony.
Tho' I find it strange that Wiccers would have a vegan spread. Wonder what happened to all the live animals they sacrificed to their Pagan Tree-Gods?
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07-30-2008, 08:07 PM
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Brother N, I believe she's referring to the skyclad naked-blood-orgies they had after the Ceremony.
Everyone was fully clothed, and there was no blood-letting and no orgy.
Tho' I find it strange that Wiccers would have a vegan spread. Wonder what happened to all the live animals they sacrificed to their Pagan Tree-Gods?
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Wiccans don't do living sacrifice. And many Wiccans are vegetarian. We aren't vegetarian; we just seldom eat meat.
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07-30-2008, 08:16 PM
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Wiccans don't do living sacrifice.
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So you say.... We know different.
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07-30-2008, 08:20 PM
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As if I would take a Christian website seriously when it talks about Pagan practices.
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07-30-2008, 08:44 PM
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As if I would take a Christian website seriously when it talks about Pagan practices.
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The facts all speak for themselves, all quoted from well-known Wiccan publications. You fail, Spithead!
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Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS ! -
07-30-2008, 08:54 PM
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No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.
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Now wait a minute:
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Nope:
We had spinach Madeline, an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables, an assortment of pickled vegetables, cucumber sandwiches, an assortment of cheeses (real cheese - not Velveeta or American slices), spicy boiled shrimp.
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Maybe I'm not the sharpest cheddar in the fridge, but aren't you talking about... dead...shrimp? How is shrimp vegetarian? By those standards, you might as well throw a steak on that grill.
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07-30-2008, 09:01 PM
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Now wait a minute:
Maybe I'm not the sharpest cheddar in the fridge, but aren't you talking about...dead...shrimp? How is shrimp vegetarian? By those standards, you might as well throw a steak on that grill.
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I was forgetting about the shrimp - I should have said mostly vegetarian.
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07-30-2008, 09:08 PM
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I was forgetting about the shrimp - I should have said mostly vegetarian.
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I see. You just "forgot".
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07-30-2008, 09:37 PM
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I see. You just "forgot".
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Yes.
You've never forgotten anything?
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Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS ! -
07-30-2008, 11:18 PM
I worry that many food service workers are homosexuals who want to destroy traditional marriage. I would advise everybody attending a wedding function to ask the hired help if they are sexual deviates. This tends to get the supervisor's attention and ensures that you get the attention you deserve. I am always pleased at how fast the valet gets my car when I'm ready to go home and pray.
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Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS ! -
07-31-2008, 06:10 AM
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I worry that many food service workers are homosexuals who want to destroy traditional marriage. I would advise everybody attending a wedding function to ask the hired help if they are sexual deviates.
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Now that's a HUGE worry! What if the Fag Caterers tried to put AIDS in the Wedding cake? Perhaps there is a need to hire a Private Investigator, to follow your Caterer around for a few weeks - prior to the Wedding. If he frequents gay-bars, or hangs around outside schools and tries to touch small boys, you'd know for sure he was a homer!
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Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS ! -
07-31-2008, 06:43 AM
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Now that's a HUGE worry! What if the Fag Caterers tried to put AIDS in the Wedding cake? Perhaps there is a need to hire a Private Investigator, to follow your Caterer around for a few weeks - prior to the Wedding. If he frequents gay-bars, or hangs around outside schools and tries to touch small boys, you'd know for sure he was a homer!
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I do think the private investigator is a good idea! Also, keep an eye on the cake itself . . . homers can't help but play with dolls, so you might catch them toying with the little bride and groom on top of the cake.
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Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS ! -
07-31-2008, 12:50 PM
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Now that's a HUGE worry! What if the Fag Caterers tried to put AIDS in the Wedding cake?
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This is a good point, Brother Percy. Homofags are so enraged by the fact that they can't get the special privileges they keep whining about, why wouldn't they put AIDS in a wedding cake? A wedding cake would symbolize all the things they long for and can't have. It's a lot like the way the terrorists felt about the Twin Towers, and we all know what happened there.
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Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS ! -
08-01-2008, 08:56 AM
Brother Percy - You should definitely file a lawsuit for false advertising.
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Does anyone know the manager of Land of Milk and Honey Christian Catering on Colossians Street downtown? They took one look at my darling little Nevrita and threatened to increase their estimate by 30%. I had a similar experience at the Veil of Submission Christian Bridal Boutique in the Freehold Christian Fashion Center. I have to say in Christian meekness and humility that I just about hit the ceiling both times.
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