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WEDDING BELLS! - Christian Wedding Forum A seasonal forum hosted by cyber Bridesmaids, Daisy Mae Johnson, Sister Mary Etheldreda and Sister Talitha . Groomly advice is also offered from Best Man, Pastor Zeke!

 
 
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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-13-2009, 07:37 AM

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Oh...it's YOU again. Listen Miss April, I know to you I'm just that "uppity controversial negress trying to cause trouble", but I'll have you know that I'm the forefront of a coming revolution! Your time will be over. WE will be in charge!

Unlike many on these forums, you actually have a chance to defect against the Dark Side and join us lesbian sisters in the Light. Reject your false White God and embrace the historical materialism and atheism of Marx. Reject your marriages and your heterosexuality and read Andrea Dworkin. You still have a chance, Miss April. You are young...so young...only 18. And if I may be so bold, absolutely gorgeous. Looking at your shining smile just melts my soul knowing how much love you could possibly give to a woman like myself...
You will Naver Be a Revolution and naver Be in Charge of anything you Nigro Lesbian Fool Our Time Will naver be over Your Time Soon will be over When the Amazing Lord Jesus Cames back you will Throwdown In The Pits of Hell forever and I'll be In Haven Watching Down Laughing Yes I'm still Young But i'll Naver Join your Evil Lesbain Cult I only Read The true Word of god The King James Bible err Stop trying too Hit on me you Weird ugly Freak I'm not a lesbain but a True Christian Lady
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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-15-2009, 04:22 AM

Listen missy tar-ho keesha, nuttin' will ever ruin the sanctity of White Christian Marriage. So long as America stays a CHRISTIAN nation, the bleedin' heart fags cant make a ninny sissified suckafest freak show of Holy Matrimony.

Our best sellin' direct-to-video tape recordin' of me an Charleyann getting Holy Unified has been a sparklin' source of inspiration for weddin' Christians across this Godly nation.




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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-15-2009, 05:15 AM

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Listen missy tar-ho keesha, nuttin' will ever ruin the sanctity of White Christian Marriage. So long as America stays a CHRISTIAN nation, the bleedin' heart fags cant make a ninny sissified suckafest freak show of Holy Matrimony.

Our best sellin' direct-to-video tape recordin' of me an Charleyann getting Holy Unified has been a sparklin' source of inspiration for weddin' Christians across this Godly nation.


Oh Wow Great job Brother Jimmy I love That Photo It Should be a real movie lol
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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-15-2009, 05:34 AM

Oh don't worry about her Jimmy. She hasn't been the same ever since we passed Prop. 8 here in California!

That is a fantastic video. I've already e-mailed you about setting up distribution and shipping for 100,000 videos. I'm planning on giving that video away for every television viewer that sends in a tithe of $200 or more. Usually giving the retards watching faithful TV viewing audience something in return encourages to tithe even more!



Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-15-2009, 11:40 AM

What a nice strong lady. I bet she is more than just a dishwasher... Is she good on the plow?

It would be nice if we had women like that here in Germany... too sad most women look like anorexic whores...


Then the Lord said to Moses, “Say to the assembly, ´Move away from the tents of Korah, Dathan and Abiram´” As soon as he finished saying all this, the ground under them split apart and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them, with their households and all Korah´s men and all their possessions. They went down alive into the grave, with everything they owned; the earth closed over them, and they perished and were gone from the community.
 

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