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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! - 06-17-2008, 03:40 PM

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Hello again, you lovely ladies of Landover! Just poking my nose in here to see what's going on.

I believe it was arranged in advance that someone will be meeting my mother at the airport that morning, for the teabagging social? She'll be coming in on the flight from Sin Fran.

She'll be the one in the new bonnet and nifty traveling duds! Like this!



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I do hope she won't be attired quite that whorishly. Landover teabagging parties are very sober, restrained occasions, and that little goth harlot is showing a quite unbelievable amount of neckbone. For shame!


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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! - 06-17-2008, 04:29 PM

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I do hope she won't be attired quite that whorishly. Landover teabagging parties are very sober, restrained occasions, and that little goth harlot is showing a quite unbelievable amount of neckbone. For shame!
Indeed I can see your point, Brother Temperance. I have taken her shopping for more appropriately modest attire, suited for attendance at such a GODLY Church Social.

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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! - 06-17-2008, 05:35 PM

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Hello Ladies,

Somewhere someone mentioned tea bagging which sounded fun and gave me a great idea! So I decided to have a Tea Bag Party!! Personally, I love the taste of Earl Gray.

WHEN: Saturday, June 21st 2:00

WHERE: My Place

WHAT TO BRING: Your favorite brand of Tea bags for tasting and trading!

I also think it will be great fun to dress up and wear your fanciest hat!! Winner gets a Variety Pack of Bigalow Teas!

We will also be discussing summer Bridesmaids fashions.

COME HAVE FUN!!!
Does it bother you that Earl Grey is a British tea?


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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! - 06-17-2008, 06:08 PM

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Does it bother you that Earl Grey is a British tea?
Does it bother you that you are interrupting my son's discussion about my wardrobe with the GODLY Pastor, missy?

Oh, and I am planning to bring an assortment of delicious teas for the Teabagging Social, and some other goodies as well, sisters!

I'm so excited! Praise! Sister Noddy


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! - 06-17-2008, 11:41 PM

I'm going to have to miss this fun event. So sad. I did happen to notice that it is being held on the summer solstice. Closet wiccan teabaggers, perhaps?


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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 07-26-2008, 11:23 PM

This event turned out to be so fun I've decided to host another one!

WHEN: August 10th, 2008

WHERE: My House

TIME: 1:00 PM

This time men are invited as well.

WHAT TO BRING: Your favorite tea bag or other beverage of your choice.

LADIES: Wear your favorite hat. Best hat wins a day treatment at Sister Thelma's Bible Theme Inspired Day Spa. (those pillar of salt body wraps are to die for)

MEN: Show off your favorite hand gun. Winner will receive a free family pass for a fun day at Brother Earl's Family Shooting range.

Can't wait to see you there!!

Who knew tea bagging could be so delightful?





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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 07-29-2008, 09:59 PM

I think Barenjager would be preferrable for a tea party, genius.


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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 06-17-2009, 07:42 PM

Can I come too
I haven't Tea bagged anyone for ages.


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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 06-17-2009, 07:59 PM

Don't forget the 4th of July Teabagging action in Downtown Freehold. That should be some hot, sweaty Teabagging fun, right in the center of the biggest intersection in Freehold, for the public to watch all the action or join in.
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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 06-18-2009, 01:48 AM

I'll be there...with over a hundred of Berkeley undergrads Protesting your Protest! You have no justification for protesting taxes, silly fascists. Our economy is in a downward spiral thanks to the mormonic efforts of people like George W. Bush and other White Christian Males. Now that we have an African-American in office, we will balance the national budget and wipe out the trillion-dollar-plus national deficit in three years.

We need more taxes on the rich and less on the poor! It is absolutely racist that the United States forces African-Americans to pay taxes. They know that we as a race are financially disadvantaged so they seek to take every penny from us and keep us down.



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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 06-18-2009, 03:32 AM

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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 06-18-2009, 03:51 AM

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That Sounds Like Such Fun I'm Going To be Visting FreeHold I'm Going to Try and Came and i'll Bring some Good Tea
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I'll be there...with over a hundred of Berkeley undergrads Protesting your Protest! You have no justification for protesting taxes, silly fascists. Our economy is in a downward spiral thanks to the mormonic efforts of people like George W. Bush and other White Christian Males. Now that we have an African-American in office, we will balance the national budget and wipe out the trillion-dollar-plus national deficit in three years.

We need more taxes on the rich and less on the poor! It is absolutely racist that the United States forces African-Americans to pay taxes. They know that we as a race are financially disadvantaged so they seek to take every penny from us and keep us down.
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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 06-18-2009, 05:31 AM

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I'll be there...with over a hundred of Berkeley undergrads Protesting your Protest! You have no justification for protesting taxes, silly fascists. Our economy is in a downward spiral thanks to the mormonic efforts of people like George W. Bush and other White Christian Males. Now that we have an African-American in office, we will balance the national budget and wipe out the trillion-dollar-plus national deficit in three years.

We need more taxes on the rich and less on the poor! It is absolutely racist that the United States forces African-Americans to pay taxes. They know that we as a race are financially disadvantaged so they seek to take every penny from us and keep us down.
Of course you would protest a tax protest. Since all you welfare queens might not get the big checks if we don't.
The "white" working man has paid for your welfare momma, got you a full ride scholarship to liberal U. You have been sucking of the teat of the american tax payer your whole life. Probably paid for your abortions as well. So it is no surprise that you and your friends would think about protest the tea parties.

How bout doing the world a favor. Go get a REAL JOB, and start paying taxes for the first time in your life. Might have a different attitude when you are paying for welfare and not the recipient of it.
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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 06-18-2009, 06:20 AM

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Now that we have an African-American in office, we will balance the national budget and wipe out the trillion-dollar-plus national deficit in three years.
Obama's deficit is the largest in American history. It will also bring hyperinflation and the collapse of the dollar.

But I expect that was the plan all along; after all, a Marxist like him (and you) would want to completely destroy the American economy, in order to bring about your bloody revolution and race riots.


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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! - 06-18-2009, 05:55 PM

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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! - 06-18-2009, 06:51 PM

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actually thats not a pot leaf.

pot leafs have 7 leaves that has 5.
thank you.
Dear friend:

Please learn to count.

Thank you.


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Default Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! - 06-18-2009, 11:55 PM

Psst . . . is someone getting married at the Tea Bagging Party? Or should this be in the Politics section?

I'm going to see if I can make it for the Tea Bagging! There's nothing I like better than giving Obama what for!


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