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Default What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-18-2010, 12:07 PM

Friends, I humbly admit that I'm at a loss this year with what I should give my daddy for Jesus' birthday. Last year I got him a brand new paddle with the money I had earned in the fields that summer. This year I have a little more spare squirreled away and I want to get daddy something special.

Please help! What to get a man of God for the best holiday of the year!?


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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-18-2010, 12:17 PM

A new gun or if that is too much money, a nice gun rack for his truck. Perhaps some cameo clothes for hunting in? A gift certificate for a dinner at the Landover Mens Club or valet parking for a year at the Crystal Cathedreal.


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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-18-2010, 01:04 PM

I'm sure he'd be pleased to get a new power drill and a new set of drill bits!


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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-18-2010, 01:27 PM

Does your daddy like history or antiques? How about something like this great vintage nightstick?



Every time he picks it up he'll be able to appreciate the history behind it.

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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-18-2010, 01:59 PM

How about some livestock?

Genesis:
29 And God said, Behold, I haue giuen you euery herbe bearing seede, which is vpon the face of all the earth, and euery tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yeelding seed, to you it shall be for meat: 30 And to euery beast of the earth, and to euery foule of the aire, and to euery thing that creepeth vpon the earth, wherein there is life, I haue giuen euery greene herbe for meat: and it was so.



Or perhaps a shrubbery?
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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-20-2010, 07:20 AM

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How about some livestock?

Genesis:
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Or perhaps a shrubbery?
One that looks nice.

And not too expensive.

I think this is an excellent idea. I don't know a single man who doesn't love a beautiful, well-kept bush.


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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-20-2010, 10:56 AM

What a good idea! It will be hard to find a little bush this time of the year but perhaps some holly or an evergreen of some sort would be nice?


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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-21-2010, 12:24 AM

Annie, look up the story of Lot, and go from there.
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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-21-2010, 01:17 AM

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Does your daddy like history or antiques? How about something like this great vintage nightstick?



Every time he picks it up he'll be able to appreciate the history behind it.

"Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:14
Very nice! I'll be further researching one of them, and order one before CHRISTmas comes
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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-21-2010, 06:18 PM

My dad is wonderful; the head of our family. I bought him a camouflage vest for hunting season. I'm giving it to him early on Thanksgiving so he can use it during hunting season. He's fed our family all these years by hunting.


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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-21-2010, 06:24 PM

You may also want to think about new carpeting for his man room, or a pool table!!


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Default Re: What to give daddy for CHRISTmas - 11-22-2010, 12:32 PM

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One that looks nice.

And not too expensive.

I think this is an excellent idea. I don't know a single man who doesn't love a beautiful, well-kept bush.
True. I hadn't thought of the aesthetic part of the appreciation of a bush though. I was thinking of a type of fertile fruit-producing bush. Some type of productive (and approvingly Biblical) type.

Fruit juices are well-loved by most of us with access to partical and well-pruned bushes. Flavours abound and there's a whole variety.

It they can be pleasing to the eye, then all the better I suppose.
 

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