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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 01:21 PM

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Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.

Why? Because he looked hot back then and I love the music.

There is just something about musicians, isn't there? I'm not a big Smashing Pumpkins fan, but Anthony Kiedis, on the other hand...


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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 01:31 PM

My, I have to say that you are looking fetching in that picture. ^^ A true likeness I am sure.

I sure can see some bottom quivering action happening there as you learn your Psalms.

Are you ready to repent?

Oh, I play the harpsichord, so you can consider me a musician...




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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 02:03 PM

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My, I have to say that you are looking fetching in that picture. A true likeness I am sure.

It's not a picture of me - your mods set that pic as my avatar, and reset my account so that I can't post the pic I want as my avatar.

I sure can see some bottom quivering action happening their as you learn your Psalms.

Then you have a vivid imagination.

Are you ready to repent?
There's nothing for which I feel the need to repent.


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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 03:24 PM

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Truly? I don't see her trying to refute the fact.

It seems that hand in hand with sinners also goes a lack of cleanliness.

I am a very clean person and so is my husband. Who is Baptist by the way. He doesn't have flea's but he does have a badge.
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 05:38 PM

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I am a very clean person and so is my husband. Who is Baptist by the way. He doesn't have flea's but he does have a badge.
I do pray your husband is not one of those Southern Baptists. Frankly considering your saucy attitude lady it has all the marks of the liberal and permissive SBC.



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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 06:24 PM

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I do pray your husband is not one of those Southern Baptists. Frankly considering your saucy attitude lady it has all the marks of the liberal and permissive SBC.

No actually he is a Southern Baptist he was born in New Hampshire thank you. And he thinks my "Saucy Attitude" is sexy. Turns him on.
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-28-2008, 03:53 AM

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No actually he is a Southern Baptist he was born in New Hampshire thank you. And he thinks my "Saucy Attitude" is sexy. Turns him on.
I suppose he's also a queer-lover.

The SBC are notorious false Christians and queer-lovers and are all HELLBOUND!


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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-28-2008, 04:06 AM

But does he have fleas?

I'm sure filthiness like that ain't looked kindly on in God's Holy Writ.


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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-28-2008, 06:28 AM

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There is just something about musicians, isn't there? I'm not a big Smashing Pumpkins fan, but Anthony Kiedis, on the other hand...
There is, especially the ones who look good with long hair. I love long hair on guys! Well, it doesn't suit every guy, but on the ones it *does* suit. Anyways.....I do love his music though, I've been a fan for years.

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-28-2008, 06:43 AM

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I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)
Oh, I thought it was MyFlyIsOpen.
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I don't see what's wrong with the picture. A bit robust, but at least the clothes fit and she doesn't have horrific acne.
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-28-2008, 01:45 PM

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I suppose he's also a queer-lover.

The SBC are notorious false Christians and queer-lovers and are all HELLBOUND!

Think what you want, I don't care. I know who I am and I know That I am not a lesbian. The word Queer means strange or odd, so if that is what you want to call me then so be it. I know where I am going (To Heaven). Your opinions mean nothing to me. I know that God loves me no matter what. I know that judgment is wrong. I do not judge you, I pitty you.

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Oh, I thought it was MyFlyIsOpen.



Wal-Mart or McDonald's?

Actually it is MyAngelcanFly, and it was for my 16 yr old deceased son. Its sad that you have to pick on a grieving mother and a child that has passed on. I will be praying for you.
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-28-2008, 04:37 PM

Now, Angel if you turned around and returned he picking on favor, you'd get an infraction or reputation or something. May I inquire how your son passed on?


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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-28-2008, 04:49 PM

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Now, Angel if you turned around and returned he picking on favor, you'd get an infraction or reputation or something. May I inquire how your son passed on?

He was electrocuted by a water pump. It was a tragic accident.
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He was electrocuted by a water pump. It was a tragic accident.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

You're a damned goth, aren't you. Tell the truth. You sacrificed him during a satanic mass, didn't you.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 08-07-2009, 02:37 AM

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That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

You're a damned goth, aren't you. Tell the truth. You sacrificed him during a satanic mass, didn't you.

I really want to beat you down like a bitch right now. That was disgraceful, disrespectful, and over all a horrible, HORRIBLE thing to say to a grieving mother.

I understand that most of you believe that there is a hell. I hope you shall burn.


I know you're most likely going to say I'm pathetic, or a god hater, or whatever it is you come up with. But, honestly you're the pathetic one.

Saying that a mother killed her son is so UNGODLY that even YOUR God would look down on you in shame!!

Also, changing peoples usernames? Seriously, could we just grow up here.
Or is that against the bible too.

Hiding behind your religion and using it as a crutch is just as bad Al Qaeda.

Have any of you ever heard of Westboro? They're pretty darn sick, and honestly you're just like 'em.

I know a lot of might even laugh at this, but for the love of GOD think for a second about this!
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 08-07-2009, 04:41 AM

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but for the love of GOD think for a second about this!
I wish that it had only taken a second to read your hateful post, but unfortunately it took longer than that.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 06-01-2010, 10:37 AM

My husband was unsaved scum. He was a sunful alchoholic who died facedown in his own vomit, leaving me to teach our children the ways of The Lord.

I intend to spend the rest of my life raising Godly, virtuous children and I will NEVER become involved with a man again.
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 06-01-2010, 01:09 PM

I am looking for a decent Christian woman, my former wife died unfortunetly
But there is hope since I'm moving back to the States soon.
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 06-01-2010, 04:26 PM

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My husband was unsaved scum. He was a sunful alchoholic who died facedown in his own vomit, leaving me to teach our children the ways of The Lord.

I intend to spend the rest of my life raising Godly, virtuous children and I will NEVER become involved with a man again.
Please don't tell me that you've turned queer.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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