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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! -
06-17-2008, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Godwin
Hello again, you lovely ladies of Landover! Just poking my nose in here to see what's going on.
I believe it was arranged in advance that someone will be meeting my mother at the airport that morning, for the teabagging social? She'll be coming in on the flight from Sin Fran.
She'll be the one in the new bonnet and nifty traveling duds! Like this!
Tip of the headmaster's hat, Godwin
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I do hope she won't be attired quite that whorishly. Landover teabagging parties are very sober, restrained occasions, and that little goth harlot is showing a quite unbelievable amount of neckbone. For shame!
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! -
06-17-2008, 04:29 PM
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I do hope she won't be attired quite that whorishly. Landover teabagging parties are very sober, restrained occasions, and that little goth harlot is showing a quite unbelievable amount of neckbone. For shame!
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Indeed I can see your point, Brother Temperance. I have taken her shopping for more appropriately modest attire, suited for attendance at such a GODLY Church Social.
Like this!
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! -
06-17-2008, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Hello Ladies,
Somewhere someone mentioned tea bagging which sounded fun and gave me a great idea! So I decided to have a Tea Bag Party!! Personally, I love the taste of Earl Gray.
WHEN: Saturday, June 21st 2:00
WHERE: My Place
WHAT TO BRING: Your favorite brand of Tea bags for tasting and trading!
I also think it will be great fun to dress up and wear your fanciest hat!! Winner gets a Variety Pack of Bigalow Teas!
We will also be discussing summer Bridesmaids fashions.
COME HAVE FUN!!!
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Does it bother you that Earl Grey is a British tea?
Revelation 14:10-11
The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! -
06-17-2008, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by indeathislife
Does it bother you that Earl Grey is a British tea?
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Does it bother you that you are interrupting my son's discussion about my wardrobe with the GODLY Pastor, missy?
Oh, and I am planning to bring an assortment of delicious teas for the Teabagging Social, and some other goodies as well, sisters!
I'm so excited! Praise! Sister Noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! -
06-17-2008, 11:41 PM
I'm going to have to miss this fun event. So sad. I did happen to notice that it is being held on the summer solstice. Closet wiccan teabaggers, perhaps?
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
07-26-2008, 11:23 PM
This event turned out to be so fun I've decided to host another one!
WHEN: August 10th, 2008
WHERE: My House
TIME: 1:00 PM
This time men are invited as well.
WHAT TO BRING: Your favorite tea bag or other beverage of your choice.
LADIES: Wear your favorite hat. Best hat wins a day treatment at Sister Thelma's Bible Theme Inspired Day Spa. (those pillar of salt body wraps are to die for)
MEN: Show off your favorite hand gun. Winner will receive a free family pass for a fun day at Brother Earl's Family Shooting range.
Can't wait to see you there!!
Who knew tea bagging could be so delightful?
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
07-29-2008, 09:59 PM
I think Barenjager would be preferrable for a tea party, genius.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-17-2009, 07:42 PM
Can I come too
I haven't Tea bagged anyone for ages.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-17-2009, 07:59 PM
Don't forget the 4th of July Teabagging action in Downtown Freehold. That should be some hot, sweaty Teabagging fun, right in the center of the biggest intersection in Freehold, for the public to watch all the action or join in.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-18-2009, 01:48 AM
I'll be there...with over a hundred of Berkeley undergrads Protesting your Protest! You have no justification for protesting taxes, silly fascists. Our economy is in a downward spiral thanks to the mormonic efforts of people like George W. Bush and other White Christian Males. Now that we have an African-American in office, we will balance the national budget and wipe out the trillion-dollar-plus national deficit in three years.
We need more taxes on the rich and less on the poor! It is absolutely racist that the United States forces African-Americans to pay taxes. They know that we as a race are financially disadvantaged so they seek to take every penny from us and keep us down.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-18-2009, 03:32 AM
Does yer massa know your on his computer?
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-18-2009, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Don't forget the 4th of July Teabagging action in Downtown Freehold. That should be some hot, sweaty Teabagging fun, right in the center of the biggest intersection in Freehold, for the public to watch all the action or join in.
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That Sounds Like Such Fun I'm Going To be Visting FreeHold I'm Going to Try and Came and i'll Bring some Good Tea
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-18-2009, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
I'll be there...with over a hundred of Berkeley undergrads Protesting your Protest! You have no justification for protesting taxes, silly fascists. Our economy is in a downward spiral thanks to the mormonic efforts of people like George W. Bush and other White Christian Males. Now that we have an African-American in office, we will balance the national budget and wipe out the trillion-dollar-plus national deficit in three years.
We need more taxes on the rich and less on the poor! It is absolutely racist that the United States forces African-Americans to pay taxes. They know that we as a race are financially disadvantaged so they seek to take every penny from us and keep us down.
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Does Your Fake Wife Know This? They Will Just Call The Cops on your Evil Lesbain Cult If You Try and Show Up No your Wrong Nigro Africans Should have To Pay Taxes Just Like Us Good True Christians Do and We Need More Taxes To Go on The Poor Then Nigos Like You
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-18-2009, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
I'll be there...with over a hundred of Berkeley undergrads Protesting your Protest! You have no justification for protesting taxes, silly fascists. Our economy is in a downward spiral thanks to the mormonic efforts of people like George W. Bush and other White Christian Males. Now that we have an African-American in office, we will balance the national budget and wipe out the trillion-dollar-plus national deficit in three years.
We need more taxes on the rich and less on the poor! It is absolutely racist that the United States forces African-Americans to pay taxes. They know that we as a race are financially disadvantaged so they seek to take every penny from us and keep us down.
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Of course you would protest a tax protest. Since all you welfare queens might not get the big checks if we don't.
The "white" working man has paid for your welfare momma, got you a full ride scholarship to liberal U. You have been sucking of the teat of the american tax payer your whole life. Probably paid for your abortions as well. So it is no surprise that you and your friends would think about protest the tea parties.
How bout doing the world a favor. Go get a REAL JOB, and start paying taxes for the first time in your life. Might have a different attitude when you are paying for welfare and not the recipient of it.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-18-2009, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Now that we have an African-American in office, we will balance the national budget and wipe out the trillion-dollar-plus national deficit in three years.
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Obama's deficit is the largest in American history. It will also bring hyperinflation and the collapse of the dollar.
But I expect that was the plan all along; after all, a Marxist like him (and you) would want to completely destroy the American economy, in order to bring about your bloody revolution and race riots.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! -
06-18-2009, 05:55 PM
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Pot, as in marijuana. Google marijuana leaf and you'll see what I'm talking about.
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actually thats not a pot leaf.
pot leafs have 7 leaves that has 5.
thank you.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!! -
06-18-2009, 06:51 PM
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actually thats not a pot leaf.
pot leafs have 7 leaves that has 5.
thank you.
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Dear friend:
Please learn to count.
Thank you.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party August 10th!!!! -
06-18-2009, 11:55 PM
Psst . . . is someone getting married at the Tea Bagging Party? Or should this be in the Politics section?
I'm going to see if I can make it for the Tea Bagging! There's nothing I like better than giving Obama what for!
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