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Default Homer Wops Defile Baby Jesus - 12-20-2006, 11:42 PM

As if anyone doubted for a second that homerism is rampant in Italy, THIS story of official government sanctioned perversion against Jesus should remove all such doubt.

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"gay nativity" in Italian parliament

ROME (Reuters) - Two leftists in Italy's ruling coalition on Wednesday outraged God by placing four dolls representing homosexual couples near the baby Jesus doll in the official nativity scene in parliament.

The two parliamentarians from the small "Rose in the Fist up the Bum" party said their gesture was to promote the legalization of gay marriage and granting legal recognition to unmarried couples.

Bruno Mellano and Donatella Poretti placed the Barbie and Ken-type dolls in the parliamentary nativity scene, each couple lying down embraced among the shepherds witnessing the birth of Jesus.

"This is a vulgar and unacceptable double attack against both a (national) institution as well as a religious symbol," a group of women parliamentarians of the opposition conservative Forza Italia party said in a statement.

Luca Volonte, a member of the small centrist opposition Union of Christian Democrats, called the gesture a "pure attack against the religion practiced by the majority of Italians."

Italy is overwhelmingly Roman Catholic and nativity scenes, featuring figures of the baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph, shepherds, animals and three kings bearing gifts, are put but in many homes, squares and shops.

But even the Italian Communist Party, which supports gay rights and is also in the ruling coalition of Prime Minister Romano Prodi, distanced itself from the action.

One communist parliamentarian called it "a grave political error" that would not help homosexuals.

The two leftist politicians carried out their gesture just before the antichrist Pope Benedict, speaking to pilgrims and tourists at the Vatican, said Christmas creches were part of Christian culture that had to be defended.
What does that skirt-wearing papist dog know about defending Christian culture?

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Default Re: Homer Wops Defile Baby Jesus - 12-21-2006, 12:13 AM

Why didn't they put a priest banging an altar boy instead? And two nuns engaged in thorough cleansing of carpets?

Surely the Church would not object to that.
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Default Re: Homer Wops Defile Baby Jesus - 12-21-2006, 01:40 AM

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Why didn't they put a priest banging an altar boy instead? And two nuns engaged in thorough cleansing of carpets?

Surely the Church would not object to that.
Not their agenda, they want outrage enough to make the news.

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Default Re: Homer Wops Defile Baby Jesus - 12-21-2006, 02:29 AM

"The two parliamentarians from the small "Rose in the Fist up the Bum" party said their gesture was to promote the legalization of gay marriage and granting legal recognition to unmarried couples."

Hi guys!!

Sorry but as a Journalist (free-lance of course) I've never heard of the "Rose in the Fist up the Bum" Party. Are you sure this report is for real or did someone make it up? I'll look into it more and see if I can UN-cover the truth so I'll get back to you on this one.

Regarding gay marriage and legal recognition to unmarried couples just what is the problem? Why should people in love not be allowed to wed like anyone else? Who says a family or marriage has to be between a man and woman alone? Oh, I know, the archaic and misguided dogma of AEONS ago says so, right? Think about it PEOPLE!

I just do not see why anyone would want to forbid two adult people from giving their lives to each other. Love is Love! Just who is society, ANY society, to forbid two lovers from joining in Holy Matrimony? Love conquers all and love WILL conquer this present issue regarding gay marriage and recognition of unmarried couples. This is simply something that CANNOT and WILL NOT be stopped! It's time most people face the FACTS! You CANNOT DICTATE LOVE!!

Gay people have the RIGHT to marry just as much as any other adults. That's MY feelings on the whole issue and it's a realllyyyy HOTtttt issue right now I know. I believe in LOVE! I believe LOVE has NO boundaries! And I believe there is NOTHING wrong with gay people being allowed to MARRY. Forgive me if I'm being outspoken but these are MY feelings and I am interested in hearing your feelings as well. Everyone's feelings ARE important. We must all join together and work this out TOGETHER. Division never solves anything, PEOPLE. We need to come together as a society and as an American FAMILY under the guidance of the Divine's LOVE AND LIGHT. Then, and only then, will we be strong again as Americans.

Love & Light,
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Default Re: Homer Wops Defile Baby Jesus - 12-21-2006, 02:38 AM

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"The two parliamentarians from the small "Rose in the Fist up the Bum" party said their gesture was to promote the legalization of gay marriage and granting legal recognition to unmarried couples."

Hi guys!!

Sorry but as a Journalist (free-lance of course) I've never heard of the "Rose in the Fist up the Bum" Party. Are you sure this report is for real or did someone make it up? I'll look into it more and see if I can UN-cover the truth so I'll get back to you on this one.

Regarding gay marriage and legal recognition to unmarried couples just what is the problem? Why should people in love not be allowed to wed like anyone else? Who says a family or marriage has to be between a man and woman alone? Oh, I know, the archaic and misguided dogma of AEONS ago says so, right? Think about it PEOPLE!

I just do not see why anyone would want to forbid two adult people from giving their lives to each other. Love is Love! Just who is society, ANY society, to forbid two lovers from joining in Holy Matrimony? Love conquers all and love WILL conquer this present issue regarding gay marriage and recognition of unmarried couples. This is simply something that CANNOT and WILL NOT be stopped! It's time most people face the FACTS! You CANNOT DICTATE LOVE!!

Gay people have the RIGHT to marry just as much as any other adults. That's MY feelings on the whole issue and it's a realllyyyy HOTtttt issue right now I know. I believe in LOVE! I believe LOVE has NO boundaries! And I believe there is NOTHING wrong with gay people being allowed to MARRY. Forgive me if I'm being outspoken but these are MY feelings and I am interested in hearing your feelings as well. Everyone's feelings ARE important. We must all join together and work this out TOGETHER. Division never solves anything, PEOPLE. We need to come together as a society and as an American FAMILY under the guidance of the Divine's LOVE AND LIGHT. Then, and only then, will we be strong again as Americans.

Love & Light,
Chow,
Twink
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Love is only OF GOD and of MAN WITH WOMAN!

Take your satan given homer lust and go party at that party you deny knowing but "know" as no MAN should know ... you...thing...

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Default Re: Homer Wops Defile Baby Jesus - 12-21-2006, 12:57 PM

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Sorry but as a Journalist (free-lance of course) I've never heard of the "Rose in the Fist up the Bum" Party. Are you sure this report is for real or did someone make it up?
It is the actual name of an actual political party of homers in Italy. We never deviate from the truth here in God's favorite forum!

Regarding gay marriage and legal recognition to unmarried couples just what is the problem? Why should people in love not be allowed to wed like anyone else? Who says a family or marriage has to be between a man and woman alone?
"The problem" is that God hates fags. See the Holy KJV1611 Bible for more information, fruitcake.

Gay people have the RIGHT to marry just as much as any other adults.
Sodomites have no rights whatsoever. We True Christian™ normal Americans are fed up with you homers constantly demanding special rights. What's next...should we allow you to marry your cocker spaniel, like Charles Darwin longed to do?

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Default Re: Homer Wops Defile Baby Jesus - 12-21-2006, 03:05 PM

When we consider the sort of Communist abominations that infest the Italian Parliament, nothing about this story should surprise anyone in the slightest.


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