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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-02-2008, 09:56 PM

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Please be strong, Reverend. Many things will be explained when Snottyduck gets here.

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Sister Sue, was there a DOUBLE wedding?

How delightful! And here I was, off in Oregon dealing with little David and missed the whole thing.


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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-03-2008, 12:07 AM

Ladies! The good news is that Snootyduck must have returned because Brother Temperance just gave him an infraction! YAY!

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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-03-2008, 05:26 AM

Sister Sue, if you find out (LORD forbid) that he has been cheating, please feel free to PM me for arrangements on how to have him beaten senseless handle the situation.


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Sister, he'd been missing for three days when I just now caught up to him in a thread which shows a photo of a neegroe who overdosed on watermelon. I can only Hope that my Beloved is not a watermelon addict also, sneaking into dark alleys for his "fix" and spending all the Tithe Monies in the quest for the "Perfect melon."

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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-06-2008, 05:50 PM

Oh, dear. As usual, I am the last one to give CONGRATS only to find that the newly married couple may already be having issues. I will pray that SD comes to his senses and stops his harrassment of negroids soon.


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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-06-2008, 06:10 PM

Miss SUV,

I just saw some duck-like creature in a tux running down the road like a jack-rabbit. Poor thing, I never seen him so scared since I got here. Is he that Snotty Duck you were supposed to be getting married to?

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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-06-2008, 06:35 PM

Brother and Sisters, Bless You for your Concern

Tell me, now: Was the figure in the tux also wearing an extra-Stylish gas mask with his Finery?!
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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-06-2008, 06:44 PM

Yes, as a matter of fact he did. I saw him headed in a northwest direction, I don't know if that helps or not. I really didn't think much about his doings, but, yes, I did see him. I take it he's in a bit of trouble?

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I saw him headed in a northwest direction, I don't know if that helps or not....I take it he's in a bit of trouble?
The joke's on Snottyduck! Since he lives in a real Country anyway, he'll never get back there!

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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-06-2008, 06:54 PM

Hard telling, but, at any rate, he'll get his in the end, one way or the other, I would dare say.

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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-06-2008, 07:24 PM

Sister, perhaps we should pop open one of the left over bottles of Champagne? I think you need a drink.




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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-06-2008, 07:31 PM

Sister, I could really go for a great big Dickens Cider just about now, Believe-you-me
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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-06-2008, 08:46 PM

Well, Miss SUV, If you think about it, anyone that would wear a gas mask (without good reason), run off like his backside was on fire from his own wedding.......You can do the math.

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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-07-2008, 05:46 AM

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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-07-2008, 10:50 PM

Dear Sister Jenny, I am no longer at the lovely Sister SUV's delightful home.

After whatever I'd been injected with wore off, and I got that accursed gas mask off, I removed the ring (which, oddly enough, matches Sister SUV's beautiful wedding band) and caught a bus back to North Salem. It took a few days, hence my lack of postings of late.

I would like to thank Sister SUV for her hospitality, and request that anyone with video or other evidence of the event review it so we might put together exactly what happened. I still have no recollection, and Sister SUV isn't exactly sure how I got there, either.

Also, we are still trying to figure out exactly who assaulted me with the syringe. I suspect one Pimplepee-peeVayhrzilla, who I see has been telling more lies about me in my absence. Nothing for over a month, and then he appears while I'm incapacitated.

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Default Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!! - 07-07-2008, 11:05 PM

Rev. Rodimer,

You would be appalled at a lot of the things the cowardly Mr. Pimples has been saying about you. At any rate, His day with satan is coming for his cowardly accusations. By the way, Praise Jesus that you seem to be doing better.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone


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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Dear Sister Jenny, I am no longer at the lovely Sister SUV's delightful home.

After whatever I'd been injected with wore off, and I got that accursed gas mask off, I removed the ring (which, oddly enough, matches Sister SUV's beautiful wedding band) and caught a bus back to North Salem. It took a few days, hence my lack of postings of late.

I would like to thank Sister SUV for her hospitality, and request that anyone with video or other evidence of the event review it so we might put together exactly what happened. I still have no recollection, and Sister SUV isn't exactly sure how I got there, either.

Also, we are still trying to figure out exactly who assaulted me with the syringe. I suspect one Pimplepee-peeVayhrzilla, who I see has been telling more lies about me in my absence. Nothing for over a month, and then he appears while I'm incapacitated.

Coincidence?
 

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