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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 06-29-2010, 07:29 PM

Stuttering people are liars. They stutter because they are trying to fabricate a story. Those that are deaf are so because they refuse to listen to baby Jesus's gentle cries for love.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 06-29-2010, 08:19 PM

Why do people stutter you ask? Simple: Their father didn't give them a firm beating when they were young!
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 06-30-2010, 03:04 PM

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Stuttering people are liars. They stutter because they are trying to fabricate a story. Those that are deaf are so because they refuse to listen to baby Jesus's gentle cries for love.
I agree. There is no evidence whatsoever in the Bible that Jesus ever stammered. Additionally, we know that Jesus never lied:

Titus 1:1-3:
Paul, a servant of God, and an apostle of Jesus Christ, according to the faith of God's elect, and the acknowledging of the truth which is after godliness;
In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;
But hath in due times manifested his word through preaching, which is committed unto me according to the commandment of God our Saviour;

Hebrews 6:18:
That by two immutable things, in which it was impossible for God to lie, we might have a strong consolation, who have fled for refuge to lay hold upon the hope set before us

So why would people stammer, if they weren't trying to lie their way out of something?


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 06-30-2010, 11:12 PM

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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 07-01-2010, 01:02 AM

I wonder if it might be DEMONS? Everyone has some symptoms of DEMON activity INSIDE. It would be nice to say we did not have any demons, but only JESUS can and did make that statement (John 8:49 & 14:30). Do you stutter or stammer? That's a symptom. Do you have a temper? That's a symptom! Do you eat too much? That's a symptom! Do you lie? That's a symptom! Almost anything that is going on in your being is the symptom of a DEMON. Yes, I said a DEMON. Remember, if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, etc., then call it what it is, a DUCK. Do you compromise the Word of God and not use the word DEMON because you don't want to offend someone? If the true Agape Love of God is flowing in you, it is your duty to tell the truth and call it for what it is, a D-E-M-O-N. How can you be in the demon buster business if you call the duck a cat?
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 07-01-2010, 01:43 AM

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Of course, but my question was what did you do to make them deaf in the first place?
Yes, Brother Cranky, I read that the first time... but I was hoping I was misinterpreting your question. You see, I'm uncomfortable with you placing so much power in my hands. Surely only witchcraft, and homosexuality can have an effect such as this. I have no personal power as to impair.

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Im a stupid idiot
You are but you can find salvation. Read the full KJV 1611, that will give you wisdom and the best ist that you find your way to Jesus.
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-23-2010, 07:38 PM

Even though I would read KJV 1611 that wouldn't change me. I'm still a stutterer, you know, I've got this evil demon in me! BOOO!
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Even though I would read KJV 1611 that wouldn't change me. I'm still a stutterer, you know, I've got this evil demon in me! BOOO!
You didnt told me that you are a stutterer. That changes the whole situation. Jesus hates you because the stuttering is Gods punishment. Did your parents ever had sex with animals or something else what could be offensive in the eye of the Lord?
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-23-2010, 08:31 PM

LOL! Hell do I know, it's not like you ask your parents that kind of thing everyday... Even if one of them have had sex with an animal, I don't care. I'm thinking of joining Church Of Satan actually.
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-23-2010, 08:32 PM

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Even though I would read KJV 1611 that wouldn't change me. I'm still a stutterer, you know, I've got this evil demon in me! BOOO!

Ga-ga-ga g-guess wa-wa-wa-what Eric. You are GOING TO HELL!

Satan will be tickled with your stutter! He will probably make you say things over and over for his enjoyment.

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LOL! Hell do I know, it's not like you ask your parents that kind of thing everyday...
You should care. The stuttering is Gods punishment for the sins of your parents. Maybe i can help but i need to know what your parents have done.
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-23-2010, 08:40 PM

No, really. I think Satan would be the only one who understands stuttering. You christian people are just ignorant.
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-23-2010, 08:47 PM

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You should care. The stuttering is Gods punishment for the sins of your parents. Maybe i can help but i need to know what your parents have done.
I don't believe that crap anyway lol.
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-23-2010, 08:58 PM

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Ga-ga-ga g-guess wa-wa-wa-what Eric. You are GOING TO HELL!

Satan will be tickled with your stutter! He will probably make you say things over and over for his enjoyment.

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I like to bet these demon stutters that they cannot say a tongue twister. Hours of laughs for the entire family. The best is when the stutter is a midget.

These fools simply fail to see it is God, twisting their internal organs into a knot in an attempt to get them to stop being a heathen. If they give their entire lives over to Jesus, the stuttering would end, I guarantee it.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-23-2010, 11:57 PM

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Stuttering people are liars. They stutter because they are trying to fabricate a story.
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There is no evidence whatsoever in the Bible that Jesus ever stammered.
Isaiah 28:11 tells us that God stammers:

For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this people.

Consider also that Moses had a speech impediment (I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue--Exodus 4:10), as did Paul (For his letters, say they, are weighty and powerful; but his bodily presence is weak, and his speech contemptible--2 Corinthians 10:10).

You might try having more sympathy for God, Moses, Paul and others who have speech impediments.


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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-24-2010, 12:04 AM

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Isaiah 28:11 tells us that God stammers:

For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this people.

You might try having more sympathy for God and others who have speech impediments.
Didn't actually bother to read Isaiah 28, did you....

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1Woe to the crown of pride, to the drunkards of Ephraim, whose glorious beauty is a fading flower, which are on the head of the fat valleys of them that are overcome with wine!

2Behold, the Lord hath a mighty and strong one, which as a tempest of hail and a destroying storm, as a flood of mighty waters overflowing, shall cast down to the earth with the hand.

3The crown of pride, the drunkards of Ephraim, shall be trodden under feet:

4And the glorious beauty, which is on the head of the fat valley, shall be a fading flower, and as the hasty fruit before the summer; which when he that looketh upon it seeth, while it is yet in his hand he eateth it up.

5In that day shall the LORD of hosts be for a crown of glory, and for a diadem of beauty, unto the residue of his people,

6And for a spirit of judgment to him that sitteth in judgment, and for strength to them that turn the battle to the gate.

7But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink are out of the way; the priest and the prophet have erred through strong drink, they are swallowed up of wine, they are out of the way through strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in judgment.

8For all tables are full of vomit and filthiness, so that there is no place clean.

9Whom shall he teach knowledge? and whom shall he make to understand doctrine? them that are weaned from the milk, and drawn from the breasts.

10For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little:

11For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this people.

12To whom he said, This is the rest wherewith ye may cause the weary to rest; and this is the refreshing: yet they would not hear.
Who exactly is stammering in this? It sounds like the priests of Ephraim.

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13But the word of the LORD was unto them precept upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little; that they might go, and fall backward, and be broken, and snared, and taken.

14Wherefore hear the word of the LORD, ye scornful men, that rule this people which is in Jerusalem.

15Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:

16Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.

17Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place.

18And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.

19From the time that it goeth forth it shall take you: for morning by morning shall it pass over, by day and by night: and it shall be a vexation only to understand the report.

20For the bed is shorter than that a man can stretch himself on it: and the covering narrower than that he can wrap himself in it.

21For the LORD shall rise up as in mount Perazim, he shall be wroth as in the valley of Gibeon, that he may do his work, his strange work; and bring to pass his act, his strange act.

22Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong: for I have heard from the Lord GOD of hosts a consumption, even determined upon the whole earth.

23Give ye ear, and hear my voice; hearken, and hear my speech.

24Doth the plowman plow all day to sow? doth he open and break the clods of his ground?

25When he hath made plain the face thereof, doth he not cast abroad the fitches, and scatter the cummin, and cast in the principal wheat and the appointed barley and the rie in their place?

26For his God doth instruct him to discretion, and doth teach him.

27For the fitches are not threshed with a threshing instrument, neither is a cart wheel turned about upon the cummin; but the fitches are beaten out with a staff, and the cummin with a rod.

28Bread corn is bruised; because he will not ever be threshing it, nor break it with the wheel of his cart, nor bruise it with his horsemen.

29This also cometh forth from the LORD of hosts, which is wonderful in counsel, and excellent in working.

[QUOTE=StarrKingGrad;604629]Consider also that Moses had a speech impediment (I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue--Exodus 4:10),
Let's look at all of Exodus 4:10 shall we?

10And Moses said unto the LORD, O my LORD, I am not eloquent, neither heretofore, nor since thou hast spoken unto thy servant: but I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue.
How exactly is not being eloquent and slow of speech stuttering? Sounds to me like he realized he didn't have a salesmans gift of gab.


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as did Paul (For his letters, say they, are weighty and powerful; but his bodily presence is weak, and his speech contemptible--2 Corinthians 10:10).
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Lets look at the dictionary, shall we?

: worthy of contempt
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obsolete : scornful, contemptuous
— con·tempt·i·bil·i·ty\-ˌtem(p)-tə-ˈbi-lə-tē\ noun
— con·tempt·ible·ness noun
— con·tempt·ibly\-ˈtem(p)-tə-blē\ adverb

How exactly did you get stuttering out of that?


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You might try having more sympathy for God, Moses, Paul and others who have speech impediments.
Except they didn't have speech impediments except in your mind. Stop cherry picking.


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Default Re: WHY DO PEOPLE STAMMER / STUTTER ?? - 09-24-2010, 12:51 AM

Those passages are not talking of moron stutters. They talk of speaking with great emotion and love, about speaking slowly, with great care, that each word has a shining beacon of light wisking them along to glory. They are not talking of retard talk.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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