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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 02:26 AM

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Congratulations to the new couple. I'm wondering why we haven't heard from the blushing bride yet?

Maybe she's busy baking pies.
Usually she is busing eating them.

Officer... before you make the mistake of marrying this women and taking three days off from your guard duties at the Wal-Mart in Huntington WV, I suggest you get some marriage counseling... and a truck with a powered gate.

I have no doubt that both of you are virgins (in so far as bipeds are concerned) and as such you have much to learn about married life and the responsibilities that go with it.

We in the Catholic Church run extensive pre-marriage training courses taught by our crack team of Priests who specialise in all things related to marriage. Remember... after a few billion confessions there is nothing we don't know about so who better to prepare you than us?

Drop by one of our many conveniently local institutions and tell them Father Mo sent you. There will be a warm hand at the ready.



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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 02:53 AM

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Usually she is busing eating them.

Officer... before you make the mistake of marrying this women and taking three days off from your guard duties at the Wal-Mart in Huntington WV, I suggest you get some marriage counseling... and a truck with a powered gate.

I have no doubt that both of you are virgins (in so far as bipeds are concerned) and as such you have much to learn about married life and the responsibilities that go with it.

We in the Catholic Church run extensive pre-marriage training courses taught by our crack team of Priests who specialise in all things related to marriage. Remember... after a few billion confessions there is nothing we don't know about so who better to prepare you than us?

Drop by one of our many conveniently local institutions and tell them Father Mo sent you. There will be a warm hand at the ready.



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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 03:26 AM

I suggest that the bachelor party posts get moved to their own threads before TWO weddings get called off.




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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 03:36 AM

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I suggest that the bachelor party posts get moved to their own threads before TWO weddings get called off.
I Suggest The same thing Sister Why Can't Those People Just Leave the Two Love Birds Alone
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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 03:59 AM

Hello everyone! I'm just dropping in after a busy day of planning! It took me most of the day to sample the cakes and I still haven't decided. The rest of the day has been spent on the phone spreading the glorious news!!! It's so hard to believe the day has finally arrived!

I had no idea there was so much to planning a wedding and everything is happening so fast. We have to pick out a cake, find a dress, plan the dinner menu, order the invitations, set up the rehearsal dinner, register for gifts, pick out a cake, find a tuxedo for Mr. Richards...the list seems endless! Jesus will see me through however.

Thank you everyone for all the kind words. Except that hateful colored lady, of course. I'm sorry to be in such a rush, but my sweetie will be calling soon. He calls me every 30 minutes to make sure I'm not into anything I shouldn't be. He's already taking good care of me.


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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 04:07 AM

Sister, with some pain in my heart - I always had a soft spot for you - I would still like to congratulate you with your marriage to this... this... person. Wonderful person. I hasten to add.

As a widower, I had some... hopes, but God knows best, and beggars can't be choosers.

I hope you ... stuff... I ... I'm a bit emotional right now.

I mean


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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 04:17 AM

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Hello everyone! I'm just dropping in after a busy day of planning! It took me most of the day to sample the cakes and I still haven't decided. The rest of the day has been spent on the phone spreading the glorious news!!! It's so hard to believe the day has finally arrived!

I had no idea there was so much to planning a wedding and everything is happening so fast. We have to pick out a cake, find a dress, plan the dinner menu, order the invitations, set up the rehearsal dinner, register for gifts, pick out a cake, find a tuxedo for Mr. Richards...the list seems endless! Jesus will see me through however.

Thank you everyone for all the kind words. Except that hateful colored lady, of course. I'm sorry to be in such a rush, but my sweetie will be calling soon. He calls me every 30 minutes to make sure I'm not into anything I shouldn't be. He's already taking good care of me.
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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 02:39 PM

First, I'd like to add my warm congratulations to Officer Don & VictoryOS. You two are made for each other.

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Can you just imagine how ADORABLE her flower girl will be when she toddles down in isle in this Patriotic ensemble. (Don't paint the little darling's nails red though because it makes her look like a whore)


That's good, Sister Thumper, but may I suggest some alternate dress, at least for the guests? Green khaki is actually chic these days. I realize that this is a little nontraditional, but with that nasty negress and all her lesbo friends threatening to show up, it's important to maintain a no-nonsense profile.

Let's make this a wedding day that no one in Freehold will ever forget.

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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 02:47 PM

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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 02:52 PM

My brother just showed up and is staying us for a bit. Something about the his Mrs. went mustang and just disappeared last Thursday after a family discussion. Hopefully it will be OK if they come with me and Mrs. Hutchins to the wedding.
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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 04:58 PM

Congratulations you two! I always knew there was a man out there for VictoryOS!

I always thought internet romances were ridiculous, but now that two Christians have done it, I have to change my tune!



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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-20-2009, 07:02 PM

Congratulations on your upcoming marriage! May you beget a little Christian warrior of the masculine persuasion A.S.A.P!


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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-21-2009, 01:29 AM

What a day! It's so difficult to decide on the perfect cake for your Special Day. I'm leaning towards having several cakes instead of one. They won't all be 7-tier cakes, like the main one. Most will only be 2 or 3 tiers. I'd rather have too much cake than too little. We can always freeze the leftovers and eat them later.

A good part of my day was spent with my niece, who is a harlot. She means well though. She's going to help me with the invitations. We were going to talk about them, but she spent most of the time answering her phone. How frustrating! I wanted to slap her in the face and storm out of her filthy apartment, but I had no idea when my nephew was showing up to take me home. So I just sat there...waiting.

After that I had to take a nap and watch tv, so I didn't get much else done. Mr. Richardson called me 17 times today to check on me! Isn't he adorable? I just miss those chubby little cheeks! It's so hard to believe that someday soon I'll been signing my disability checks as Mrs. Richardson!


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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-21-2009, 01:48 AM

I like the multiple cake idea, it really adds variety.

Vicky, what do you think about an evening wedding followed by Bible study and fireworks? We should look into getting some fireworks. Nothing is too extravagant for my wedding.
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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-21-2009, 02:03 AM

That would be beautiful! You have such wonderful ideas! Should we have the wedding after dinner, then have some snacks during the fireworks? Or should we have two lunches and save dinner for after the Bible study? Either way works for me. This is so exciting!


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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-21-2009, 02:22 AM

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That would be beautiful! You have such wonderful ideas! Should we have the wedding after dinner, then have some snacks during the fireworks? Or should we have two lunches and save dinner for after the Bible study? Either way works for me. This is so exciting!
Just remember to not try to roast pork chops on the pyrotechnics Sister. We all remember the incident during the video game burning last year.


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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-21-2009, 04:41 AM

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Why fatha, you forgot to tell them to bring plenty of Samolians! Been into your Church's muscatel again?
Somalians? At Sister Victory's wedding??

I thought she had a strict no-pirates rule?

Congratulations, you two! Where are you going for your honeymoon? May I suggest Hershey, Pennsylvania?


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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-21-2009, 02:28 PM

Sister Victory Over Sex! I say - Sister Victory!

I am Sorry to bring up such a Delicate matter at such a happy time, but the Ladies and I were wondering, after doing "Pastor Imitations" (hilarious!) at our weekly Tupperware Party last night, if he is keeping his sunglasses on, like a Proper GentleMan,
and hasn't...you know...well you know maybe tried.....this

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Sister Victory Over Sex! I say - Sister Victory!

I am Sorry to bring up such a Delicate matter at such a happy time, but the Ladies and I were wondering, after doing "Pastor Imitations" (hilarious!) at our weekly Tupperware Party last night, if he is keeping his sunglasses on, like a Proper GentleMan,
and hasn't...you know...well you know maybe tried.....this

What exactly is this Pastor imitations? I think we need to chaperon these tupperware parties!


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Default Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS - 06-21-2009, 02:51 PM

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What exactly is this Pastor imitations? I think we need to chaperon these tupperware parties!
JESUS, Brother! We were just imitating the different Preaching styles of our Pastors, thereby getting in a little extra BIBLE STUDY
in-between passing the little Plastic bowls around.

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