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Default Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-11-2009, 02:49 AM

Guess what has the ultra-Liberal Huffington Post in a tizzy? Give up? Christmas carols! They ran a story today about a new initiative in California that would required MANDATORY CHRISTMAS CAROLS IN ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS! Now do you think they supported such a moral Christian law? Of course not. if you can believe it, they spun it as a BAD thing! That this is sponsored by the patriotic Tea Baggers is another reason the liberal left hates this.

The language of the proposed law makes it clear that this is mandatory on all public schools. Section 52712(a) states that all schools "shall provide opportunities to its pupils for listenign to or performing Christmas music at an appropriate time of the year." Anyone familiar with scripture knows that a writer has a choice between "may" and "shall." "May" makes things optional while "shall" makes them mandatory. besides, "may" is for limp-wristed nancy-boy legislators. Can you imagine God telling us "You MAY outlaw murder?" If the liberals had their way, they would change all of the laws to be optional. (By the way, this is why May is the WORST month of the year! We need a constitutional amendment to change it to Shalltember.)

Then, just to hammer the holiness of Christ's birthday home, section 52713(a) makes it clear that anyone can force the schools to comply by suing them: "[T]his article may be enforced by a civil action brought in superior court...."

That said, this initiative may not go far enough. I think the good commentators on the New America Foundation blog story about this got it right. One poster said, "The initiative doesn't solve the problem she's trying to solve; it does not require "Jesus" to show up in any of the songs."

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But, in the end, it is a good first step. As another poster said, "David Joseph Hyatt and Merry Susan Hyatt are to be commended for their putting Christ back in Christmas. Our cultural [sic] is being destroyed because of not offending some minority religion or atheist promoted by a miscule [sic] disullisioned [sic] minority." I am not quite sure what they are saying, but I will give them an "Amen!" for the clause I highlighted in bold.

It is good to know that there are like-minded people just like us in the Tea Party Movement who know that Biblical law MUST be brought back to the United States so that we can eradicate the non-believers and that this is the first step to a new Holy Land! I am seriously considering transferring my academic exchange program to a California university of theological law so I can vote in favor of this amendment. They just outlawed homersexuals there and now this? California may have come to Jesus!


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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-11-2009, 03:31 AM

What wonderful news! California is returning to her conservative, Christian roots. First they ban gay marriage, now they're pushing to make divorce illegal...and now this!

It is absolutely vital that we force each and every student in public schools to sing Christmas carols, particularly ones that are about Jesus and His birth. None of this "Jingle Bells" nonsense. By making Christmas carols mandatory, we are protecting our religious freedom that the atheists work so hard to destroy.



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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-11-2009, 03:29 PM

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What wonderful news! California is returning to her conservative, Christian roots. First they ban gay marriage, now they're pushing to make divorce illegal...and now this!
And the best part about his initiative is that unlike the successful Prop. 8 campaign to ban the gays, this campaign is NOT paid for entirely by the mormons mormons!

I have said it before and I will say it again: I am glad that the mormons fight so hard to ban the queers, but I am just as glad that the mormons will be going to Hell. I don't think heaven would be less pleasant if my mansion of gold was right next to a guy in a white shirt, black tie, and magic underwear! And before you lefty-mormon-huggers get your panties in a tizzy, just take a gander at what God tells us about Heaven. (Hint: we will all get mansions and that the streets are paved with gold!)

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In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

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1And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
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18And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass.
19And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the fourth, an emerald;
20The fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolyte; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the tenth, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst.
21And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.

Rev 21:1,18-21
That is going to be SO AWESOME! Now ask yourself this... If your mansion of gold had to be next to one owned by a guy who thought that he had to wear magic underwear to please God, wouldn't that be less awesome? Of course it would. Living next to people who believe crazy made up stuff is always disturbing to say the least.

So, I will send out a big GOOD LUCK IN HELL to the mormons because they sure aren't going to heaven, even if they did get the gays banned!


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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-11-2009, 04:24 PM

When do the Jews start suing? Tomorrow?


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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-11-2009, 07:03 PM

This is a decent start, but I don't think that we can truly talk about having religious freedom until every schoolday starts with each schoolchild being forced to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, followed by an imprecatory prayer begging God to smite the Muslim Communist in the White House and foil his evil "healthcare" conspiracy against America. That's what liberty is.


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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-11-2009, 08:03 PM

If this is allowed, whining minorities will want their say too! we will see
1. Muslins slaughtering goats in front of 7 year olds,
2. Wikers eating babies
3. Hindoos marrying themselves off to cows
4. Buddhists pouring gas over themselves,
5. Assorted jigaboos and joos mutilating each other's genitals and
6. Atheists buggering dogs or whatever it is they do to celebrate.

When the law's passed, and I hope it is, there wants to be a clause in it that says anyone opposing this law or asking for any other religion to be represented shall be declared an Enemy of God.





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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-11-2009, 08:06 PM

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This is a decent start, but I don't think that we can truly talk about having religious freedom until every schoolday starts with each schoolchild being forced to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, followed by an imprecatory prayer begging God to smite the Muslim Communist in the White House and foil his evil "healthcare" conspiracy against America. That's what liberty is.
You are OH so right, Brother T!! Until we pass laws that force secular schools to teach our children to despise the Commu-Islamo-Fascist 0bama regime and Praise the Lord, we're not doing our jobs as mentors to the next generation! Wake up, America--- Before it's too late!!
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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-12-2009, 12:47 AM

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You raise a very important point, Brother Nobar. Although I'm overjoyed that American students will be forced to sing Christmas carols, uppity minorities will no doubt try to exploit this opportunity to force their evil religions down our throats.

So yes, the Jews will sue in order to force us to sing their Hanukkah songs, the Muslims demanding that we sing about Ramadan, and then we'll have the beaners forcing us to sing Kwanzaa songs, the Gays will force us to sing hymms about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Every other wacko religion will do the same thing. Where will it end?



I see only one solution to this problem. We need to get a law passed declaring Christianity to be America's official religion. Once we do that, singing Christmas carols won't be a religious duty, it will simply be patriotic. We might even replace the Star-Spangled Banner with church hymms. Anyone who refuses to sing along can be charged with treason.

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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-12-2009, 04:09 AM

Too true. Unless the law gets sorted out properly, we could end up with joo songs composed by false Republican senators who are Mormons.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Support Mandatory Christmas Carols in Public Schools! - 12-14-2009, 05:26 AM

Hey, if these kids are going to sing Christmas carols in school, I think it also should be mandatory that they pay royalties to the big corporations that own the copyrights. We're talking some serious intellectual-property rights infrigement here. I think that $1 per child per song is fair, plus they should pay back royalties for songs they sang in the past but didn't pay for. If they don't come through with the cash they already owe, my company is prepared to follow through with big time legal prosecution - I'm talking maybe $250,000 per violation.

Take that and stuff it in your Christmas stocking, punks!

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