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Exclamation Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spies?? - 07-10-2011, 08:41 AM

On the 16th day of the 8th month of the 77th year of the century, Elvis Presley "died". 16 + 8 + 77 = 101. (Two penises and a vagina...ELVIS had 2 penises) Here in presence of divine numerology/sacred geometry quasi-pythagorean telepresence emanating from nuclear sub stations outside of ATLANTIS HOTEL SPACE-TIME GATES....watch KURT RUSSELLMOVIES FOR CLUES>>>>>

>Big Trouble in Little China showcases underworld chinese assassin goons utilizing HAARP frequencies and controlled TESLA lighting experiments, all under authority of MONTREAL EXPOS....changed name to ELVIS KILLERS INTL. CORP. (EKIC, Ltd. of London, UK) now Expos are WASHINGTON NATIONALS....terrorism is inside of us. 9/11 attacks by CANADIANS confirmed.

>CANADA HELPED SOVIETS DURING COLD WAR TO CREATE OPERATION SNOWSLED. Massive 500,000 man army of soviet droid machines to pour across Canadian border into America. Maple Leaf emblem used in Satan Worship. SATANIC ALLIANCE OF MONTREAL EXPOS, NATION OF CANADA, SOVIET UNION, TERMINATOR DROIDS EXPOSED.

So what would they do all this for? TO PREVENT SACRED MARRIAGE OF ELVIS PRESLEY TO MARILYN MONROE ON JUNGLE PLANET ORBITING BETELGEUSE. Presley Monroe hybridization to create ULTRAMEN, Spaceship Jesus's plan on superseding SUPERMEN. ULTRAMEN GENETIC EXPERIMENTS TOP SECRET ON BOARD SPACESHIP JESUS. Ask telephonic star systems what treasures the Arcturus Space Pirates offloaded.....ANSWER: HYDROPHONIC VOICE RECORDERS to create 1-900 sex lines for SPERM WHALES

Most whale songs now invented by Hollywood and injected into oceans. WHALE SONGS ABOUT HOES AND BLUNTS AND RIMS. Gangsta whales on the rise.....WATCH SHAMU KILLING PEOPLE EVERYDAY. Killer Whales will devour Sea World population. BE CAREFUL OF GOV'T HERDING PEOPLE INTO SEA WORLDS....when earthquakes and disaster strikes, the men in black will round up people and put them on trains to SEA WORLD.

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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 07-10-2011, 01:37 PM

Brothers and Sisters: I just had a private conversation with Mad Prophet's very expensive joo lawyer.

The lawyer tells me he is prepared to seek quick justice against anyone who brings up anything in regard to Mr. Helmholtz's failure to stay on his meds.

We've been warned and I, for one, will not bring up the subject and will, in fact, recuse myself should action be pursued.


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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 07-16-2011, 04:37 AM

Saurian implant chips proof of ALIEN-ROBOT-ANIMAL ALLIANCE AGAINST HUMANITY. Stop Robocop brainwashing of school children...watch BLADE RUNNER for clues. Decker dreams of electric sheep and every human will be manufactured in cloning factories in Taiwan.



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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 07-16-2011, 11:35 AM

Is there any truth in the reports of a new superstate comprising England (+ colonies) America Germany & Japan being planned by some unspecified cartel?

(I noticed a Union Jack at the foot of previous page)

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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 07-16-2011, 11:46 AM

The liberals are in league with the reptilians in an effort to keep everyone dependent on welfare, and have us all carry national ID cards IN ADDITION to our drivers licenses! Imagine how fat our wallets will be with a NATIONAL ID CARD stuck in it. As if being a man wasn't a hard enough job, hanging the curtains, standing up when you pee, providing for the household...

So possibly they will get the national ID card put into a transdermal device to spare our wallets, but this is still a violation of STATE'S RIGHTS!!! Just like something that RINO Abraham Lincoln would have done, and then blamed it on slavery, or some other aspect of TRUE Christianity™!

More than likely, if they allow the reptilians or the liberals to implant the devices, they will take sadistic pleasure in inserting them through the rectum.


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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 07-16-2011, 09:32 PM

Everywhere I go they want ID cards. It's ALWAYS the "liberals" (small “L” (some countries where I vote have a Liberal Party which may or may not be liberal)) and it always gets voted down, or the government's chucked out with people saying things like I didn't fight in 2 world wars so that we could all walk around with ID cards ACHTUNG! YOU VILL TO UZZ YOUR PAPERZ NOW BE SHOWINGZ whatever happened to the presumption of innocence? They start you on ID cards and before you know it it's the supreme soviet & 20 million innocent corpses piled up in the frozen wastes of Siberia etc., etc., (of course in pagan Europe everyone carries the things and although Australians are exempt they still like you to carry a passport HANDY HINT always show them a different passport i.e. not the one you used to enter the country (just in case you need to leave) (which you will) — are you saying that the same thing is going on in America? Those atheists will stop at nothing!
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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 07-28-2011, 11:39 PM

Thank you Mad PH, it is always good to know these things.





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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 07-29-2011, 12:11 PM

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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 08-01-2011, 07:16 AM

I wonder how this fits into the whole "Marilyn / Elvis hybridization" plot?

Something about this whole news story just never seemed right to me.

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Default Re: Did Elvis Presley Fake Death Against Montreal Expos Robot Spi - 08-25-2012, 09:20 PM

Today is the 35th anniversary of the supposed death of Elvis Presley. I hope you are all out there looking for him! He's a little older looking, but I'm sure he still has those moves.


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