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Default Older ladies only: Where are our menfolk? - 03-30-2014, 08:18 PM

Brothers,

Surely you have seen certain women in our forums that have been less than meek and mild as they post unspeakable lies. Why, my own virtue has been called into question, yet none of you are there to defend me. This makes me weep.

Pastor Zeke, I know you are terribly busy. When you speak, however, the congregation follows your lead. Won't you condemn those that would seek to defile my demure, virginal reputation? I shall reward you with the tastes that have been inspired by the angels.

Nobar King: I know you enjoyed the special fellowship we shared after services a few weeks ago. I was just about to speak to Sister King about them. Maybe I should do that?

James Hutchins: Thank you so much for sending me the photos from the men's GAPE meeting. Did you need those returned? I think everyone should know the wonderful work you men do - perhaps the newspaper would love to share that inspiring story.

Faith Machine: I should have to say no more.

I could go on and on and on - but the rest of the good brothers here know the admiration I have for their service and how personal they have made it where I am concerned. May God bless you all!

Now, about that support and defense thing again. But - what? My oven timer is going off? Well, darn. I must go and take care of that. (Forgive me for using the "d" word)

In sisterly meekness,
Naomi

(Which one of you called me Angelina by accident? I just simply can't recall since I was so involved in sharing my pie with your cute little self)


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Default Re: Where are our menfolk? - 03-30-2014, 08:53 PM

And you start a post in the mens only section? What part of "No homosexuals or women allowed!" don't you understand?
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Default Re: Where are our menfolk? - 03-30-2014, 08:57 PM

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And you start a post in the mens only section? What part of "No homosexuals or women allowed!" don't you understand?


Shall I begin to post the threads here that hold your name? I rebuke you in the name of Jesus.

Oh, is there no man that will come to the aid of a poor damsel?


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Default Re: Where are our menfolk? - 03-30-2014, 09:08 PM

First, I would like to apologize for lurking into this area.

Second, I have a request for Administrators:

Could this thread be moved to an appropriate section (Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women)? There is a reason why this is a "Men Only!" section, and I'm sure that our Godly Men do not appreciate when women come to mindlessly whine to their Godly man-cave.
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Default Re: Where are our menfolk? - 03-30-2014, 09:14 PM

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Shall I begin to post the threads here that hold your name?
Go for it, sweetheart.
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Default Re: Where are our menfolk? - 03-30-2014, 09:26 PM

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First, I would like to apologize for lurking into this area. I am a hussy, bound for hell, and I don't really have the mental capacity to decide if I should make comments at all. Grab me another beer, baby.
Second, I have a request for Administrators:

Could this thread not be moved? Even though it may seem an appropriate section would be (Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women)? There is a reason why this is a "Men Only!" section, and I'm sure that our Godly Men want to know when our finest True Christians™ are being unmercilessly provoked by haggard and jealous dried up curs. I love you Naomi! Please forgive me!

How wonderful to see you here, Lissalove
Sister, the reason I posted here was so that the men of our wonderful congregation might help to correct some misinformation that others have begun to spew forth. And then, what should happen but the pot begins to call the kettle black. One only has to look for a few seconds to see that the brood cow has posted here many times, whereas I asked for permission the ONLY time I wanted to post here and then chose not to invade our handsome mens area - so full of strength, masculinity, and bravado
This time, however, I felt the need so great that I just knew the men would come to my aid once they realized the severity of the problem. After all, I've done SO MUCH FOR EACH OF THEM, although I'm sure they would NEVER want that to come to light. I'm sure they would rather have their reward in heaven - as you, too, shall have, my sweet handmaiden of the Lord, my truest friend, my dearest sister in JESUS.

In the name of our LORD, our Savior, our Prince of Peace,
Naomi

PS: Men? I almost have that letter written to each of your spouses extolling your many virtues. Isn't that exciting? PRAISE!


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Default Sister Naomi's mindless whining (what else is new) - 03-30-2014, 09:34 PM

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How wonderful to see you here, Lissalove
Sister, the reason I posted here was so that the men of our wonderful congregation might help to correct some misinformation that others have begun to spew forth. And then, what should happen but the pot begins to call the kettle black. One only has to look for a few seconds to see that the brood cow has posted here many times, whereas I asked for permission the ONLY time I wanted to post here and then chose not to invade our handsome mens area - so full of strength, masculinity, and bravado
This time, however, I felt the need so great that I just knew the men would come to my aid once they realized the severity of the problem. After all, I've done SO MUCH FOR EACH OF THEM, although I'm sure they would NEVER want that to come to light. I'm sure they would rather have their reward in heaven - as you, too, shall have, my sweet handmaiden of the Lord, my truest friend, my dearest sister in JESUS.

In the name of our LORD, our Savior, our Prince of Peace,
Naomi

PS: Men? I almost have that letter written to each of your spouses extolling your many virtues. Isn't that exciting? PRAISE!
Good, I see that this thread was moved where it belongs

You can whine all you want here, dear, without bothering our Godly Men.
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Default Re: Older ladies only: Where are our menfolk? - 03-30-2014, 09:43 PM

Is it any wonder that men tire of us so easily when undisciplined women run amok whinging and whining all day? Some people around here need to feel the real wrath of a man. Then they wouldn't be whinging about nothing at all, but pleading for the hospital. They'd be unable to flout their tainted wares around Freehold.
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Default Re: Older ladies only: Where are our menfolk? - 03-30-2014, 10:52 PM

Just a tip, Naomi.
What sort of man would take on a woman who whinges and whines all day? Men like women who know their place (and no, that's not on their knees with their heads in the mens' groins); women who are respectful of mens' need to associate with each other without women hanging around; women who don't flaunt themselves like stray cats in front of any old tom cat that might wander past.
A good woman has already learnt humility, obedience and loyalty.
And you wonder why you are barren and single
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