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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-24-2021, 02:39 PM

Good News! There is no need to concern ourselves further with the Godless UK's vaccination program.

A while back, some so-called experts decided that instead of giving old people (who are already circling the drain) two shots, however many days apart, it would be better to give people just one shot, delaying the second ones so as to get more people sort of half-vaccinated.

Yesterday, other so-called experts said that this was a bad idea and people needed to get their second shot on time.

Today a third set of experts said nope, it was a cracking good idea and would probably be even better if the second shots were delayed indefinitely (possibly with a view to administering them post-mortem).

Now this is all very much in the spirit of 1 Corinthians 14:31 - For ye may all prophesy one by one, that all may learn, and all may be comforted. It is a shame, though, that nobody read two verses on: For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace ...

My 5-year-old, Eliphelet, pointed out that the obvious solution would be to give only the second dose, and postpone the first dose. He is now composing a letter to Boris Johnson to this effect.


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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-24-2021, 04:50 PM

The Pfizer vaccine is manufactured in Puurs. A town in the non existent country Belgium. Hence, the Pfizer vaccine does not exist.As Basilissa pointed out. The Trump vaccine, an intravenous disinfectant, is the one you need.


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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-24-2021, 05:09 PM

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The Pfizer vaccine is manufactured in Puurs. A town in the non existent country Belgium.
Worse than that, it's a non-existent town in an imaginary country.
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Puurs is a former municipality located in the Belgian province of Antwerp. <Source: Wikipedia>
And they wonder why there are supply problems!


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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-24-2021, 06:17 PM

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Worse than that, it's a non-existent town in an imaginary country.
And they wonder why there are supply problems!
There is so much confusion all around the world about these vaccinations. I'm waiting for a world-wide demand Donald Trump be reinstated as President in order to straighten out the mess.


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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-24-2021, 11:17 PM

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There is so much confusion all around the world about these vaccinations. I'm waiting for a world-wide demand Donald Trump be reinstated as President in order to straighten out the mess.
Yes, indeed, Brother Mayor. That is why Trump's Administration left behind no Vaccination Rollout Plan for Abominable Biden and his sorry crew. He knew that they would botch it up anyway.

Now, when Trump is called back due to a worldwide clamor for sorely needed leadership, Trump will reveal his plan for handling the virus that he has been withholding until just the right time. When enough people have died, they will finally be sorry that they overlooked Donald's Genius and realize that they should have put him in charge in the first place.


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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-25-2021, 09:50 PM

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Trump will reveal his plan for handling the virus
He already has (see my previos post!} But you did not listen.

Thank God I live in an imaginary country! I will have the non-existent vaccine soon! Or not, because getting vaccinated makes you gay, I guess. Maybe professor Elmer has done some research on this subject?


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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-26-2021, 02:29 AM

Can archbishops read?

Ephesians 1:3-9 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ: according as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will, to the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved. In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace; wherein he hath abounded toward us in all wisdom and prudence; having made known unto us the mystery of his will, according to his good pleasure which he hath purposed in himself

Christians are acceptable to God because of Christ's blood.

So, how does that work? Surely an archbishop ought to know, the mystery of God's will having been made known unto him. And surely an archbishop could explain what God has presented, recorded for us in The Bible, helping us to understand? Just say someone couldn't read but looked to their bishop for guidance (assuming bishops speak to illiterates) and had trouble grasping the concept. Why is blood necessary for Redemption?

Hebrews 9:22 ..almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.

Well, I'd known that from early childhood, Hebrews being the second book I read straight through after Isaiah; how would a clergyman explain this detail? My contact with bishops has been very limited and they give me funny looks with responses amounting to "Oogle boogle floogle gloogle" (unless they'd stopped being Anglicans) and anyway I can read so unless there was a question not covered in The Bible there wouldn't be much point speaking to any of them.









WHY DO WE STILL NEED CHRIST'S BLOOD?

I don't know about Canterbury, presumably he's read The Bible at some stage, but for me this is not a question worth asking. The necessity is spelled out in Hebrews referring back to Moses who had it at first hand from God! It's in The Old Testament and the requirement still exists: if it were not so we could simply be Redeemed without claiming anyone's blood but that is not the world we live in.

Exodus 23:1, 27-28; 24:4-10 Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness ... I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee. And I will send hornets before thee, which shall drive out the Hivite, the Canaanite, and the Hittite, from before thee ... And Moses wrote all the words of the LORD, and rose up early in the morning, and builded an altar under the hill, and twelve pillars, according to the twelve tribes of Israel. And he sent young men of the children of Israel, which offered burnt offerings, and sacrificed peace offerings of oxen unto the LORD. And Moses took half of the blood, and put it in basons; and half of the blood he sprinkled on the altar. And he took the book of the covenant, and read in the audience of the people: and they said, All that the LORD hath said will we do, and be obedient. And Moses took the blood, and sprinkled it on the people, and said, Behold the blood of the covenant, which the LORD hath made with you concerning all these words. Then went up Moses, and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of Israel: and they saw the God of Israel: and there was under his feet as it were a paved work of a sapphire stone, and as it were the body of heaven in his clearness.

Apologies for the heavy handed use of yellow but there could be an archbishop reading. Clearly whatever was going on in Moses' day still applies today. God required blood then. God requires blood now. Instead of claiming the blood of bulls and goats Hebrews 9:11-15 the Christian claims the blood of Christ but it's the same God and He still requires blood for His promise to be enacted. What else has God promised?

Psalm 103:2-3 Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases



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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-29-2021, 05:53 PM

The more I read about this vaccine the most suspicious I become. President Trump put up big money to develop it. He intended the vaccine be made in the U.S.A.

Now, some of it seems to be coming from socialist countries. We know these countries are run by secret deep state cults. Can we be sure the vaccines are not simply poisons meant to depopulate the entire North American continent making it easy to invade? I don't see how we can be sure of anything that comes out of deep state.

I don't want to be too alarmists but really we have to consider this.


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Default Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It - 01-29-2021, 06:39 PM

You make a fine observation, Brother Mayor. The greatest flaw in this whole covid vaccine hype is Biden's government asserting that our biology, despite being Divinely Engineered to Thrive on the Earth, isn’t up to the task of keeping people safe unless they’re injected with this foreign serum made by commies or homers or God knows who else. I'm not saying they're going for psychological surrender by stealth, but I am saying it's fishy.


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