[lukasekman]

If you know your enemy, you will win every battle…

I watched the Deathly Hallows episode 1 yesterday. Sure I know about the sinister idea to trick kids into rebellion and witchcraft. But my study shows that the Harry Potter franchise might be more sinister than previously thought.

Among the main characters, Hermione is probably the least sinful one. She prefers to absorb knowledge before being a harlot. If her dad spanked her diligently, she would study the Bible instead of witchcraft, and become a good Christian.

But in the end of the episode, she is captured by Bellatrix, a lesbian goth villain. Hermione is punished with a fate worse than fire, normal rape and death – gay rape. In order to keep the teen rating, the horrible rape is mostly out of camera view, but her agonizing screams and traumatized expression after the assault are obvious. Sure, she needs punishment, but a little spanking for her disobeying attitude towards the conservative teacher Umbridge is previous episode would do.

What about the other: Harry Potter and Ron?
Harry Potter commits adultery. 1 Corinthians 6:9 “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,”

Ron commits jealousy: Proverbs 14:30 “A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones”.
Ron is probably the worst sinner, also being a bleeding heart liberal when he bumps up from nowhere and save Harry Potter from his punishment of being trapped under ice.

[Killjoy]

You're hilarious.

We're out of the Dark Ages, witchcraft is 'gone'.

Also, Bellatrix doesn't rape Hermoine, but tortures her with a spell, with what I remember.

Take off your "Christian Goggles" and look at something from a normal persons perspective.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Your enthusiastic support of dyke rape is duly noted.



(Romans 1:26) "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[EmeraldRaven]

I just wanted to mention that Bellatrix doesn't rape Hermione, according to the books, author and actresses involved, she uses a torture curse on her... which also explains the screaming.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by EmeraldRaven

I just wanted to mention that Bellatrix doesn't rape Hermione, according to the books, author and actresses involved, she uses a torture curse on her... which also explains the screaming.

Now how would you know something like that, miss?

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by EmeraldRaven

I just wanted to mention that Bellatrix doesn't rape Hermione, according to the books, author and actresses involved, she uses a torture curse on her... which also explains the screaming.

Are you some sort of student witch looking for clues how best to go about your business or something?

[Isaac Fisher]

Originally Posted by Killjoy

You're hilarious.

We're out of the Dark Ages, witchcraft is 'gone'.

I disagree. If you look at any given thread on this forum you'll notice plenty witches and pagans cursing our God.

Don't try to delude us.

[John Kirk]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Now how would you know something like that, miss?

Well, she said 'according to the books', so maybe that how she knows it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by John Kirk

Well, she said 'according to the books', so maybe that how she knows it.

Are you suggesting that this woman has admitted to reading a book of black magic?

[strikeout8]

Witchcraft was gone before the 1800s, which was long ago. You people still believe in whitchcraft? Wow, you people are nuts, magic isn't even real.

[Dutch Girl]

Originally Posted by strikeout8

Witchcraft was gone before the 1800s, which was long ago.

So according to you people practiced magic until 1800 and then they all suddenly stopped? Why did they stop?

[strikeout8]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

So according to you people practiced magic until 1800 and then they all suddenly stopped? Why did they stop?

People got smarter over the years and stopped beliveving crap like that, unlike mormons today like you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by strikeout8

People got smarter over the years and stopped beliveving crap like that, unlike mormons today like you.

Friend, I do not own magic undergarments.

I do not have multiple wives.

I do not baptize dead people.

I do not consider a a circus barker a prophet.

I AM NOT A MORMON.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dutch Girl]

Originally Posted by strikeout8

People got smarter over the years and stopped beliveving crap like that, unlike mormons today like you.

Actually, I am an atheist lesbian who doesn't believe in magic, or anything else that isn't science for that matter.

People like you make atheists look bad.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by strikeout8

Witchcraft was gone before the 1800s, which was long ago. You people still believe in whitchcraft? Wow, you people are nuts, magic isn't even real.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,

1 Chronicles 10:13 So Saul died for his transgression which he committed against the LORD, even against the word of the LORD, which he kept not, and also for asking counsel of one that had a familiar spirit, to inquire of it;

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live

Then why would God mention them? Have you got something wrong in your head?

[strikeout8]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,

1 Chronicles 10:13 So Saul died for his transgression which he committed against the LORD, even against the word of the LORD, which he kept not, and also for asking counsel of one that had a familiar spirit, to inquire of it;

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live

Then why would God mention them? Have you got something wrong in your head?

The bible is a bunch of shit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by strikeout8

The bible is a bunch of shit.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Jetisr]

That was a little thing called the Cruciatus curse. It causes someone to feel more pain than could ever be imagined. Besides, Bellatrix is in love with Voldemort.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Jetisr

That was a little thing called the Cruciatus curse. It causes someone to feel more pain than could ever be imagined. Besides, Bellatrix is in love with Voldemort.

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Jetisr]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

...Can anyone decode what this guy just said?