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So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 07:53 PM
I Have Discovered My People!
I am Sir Daniel the VII. Refer to me only as such or I shall call God's wrath down upon you.
My father was Sir Daniel the VI. His was Sir Daniel the V. His was Sir Daniel the IV. His was Sir Daniel the III. His was Sir Daniel the II. His was Sir Daniel the I, who founded the Church of Her Holyness Mother Mary. I was born unto God and I shall die unto God.
See my signature? That's my favorite bible verse.
All of it!!!
I am the perfect image of a young Christian MAN who PRAISES his LORD and ANYONE who tries to TELL ME OTHERWISE should be beaten and sent to HELL!!!
-Sir Daniel the VII
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06-13-2020, 08:38 PM
Welcome, newest Unsaved Trash. We always like enthusiasm but sometimes it can be a symptom of excessive hormones which always ends badly. There might be hope that one day with a LOT of time spent in the prayer cabinet you'll be able to present as a normal person.
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SirDanielVII
I Have Discovered My People!
I am Sir Daniel the VII. Refer to me only as such or I shall call God's wrath down upon you.
My father was Sir Daniel the VI. His was Sir Daniel the V. His was Sir Daniel the IV. His was Sir Daniel the III. His was Sir Daniel the II. His was Sir Daniel the I, who founded the Church of Her Holyness Mother Mary. I was born unto God and I shall die unto God.
See my signature? That's my favorite bible verse.
All of it!!!
I am the perfect image of a young Christian MAN who PRAISES his LORD and ANYONE who tries to TELL ME OTHERWISE should be beaten and sent to HELL!!!
-Sir Daniel the VII
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Well, I suppose all of that is mildly fascinating, Miss Sirdaniel; although, it was getting awfully close to the TL;DR category. And, I must say: you have ignored, completely, your golden opportunity to provide the servants of the with the bits of vital information that we have so kindly requested, so clearly, at the top of our cordial Introduction Forum.
For your benefit, I shall include them here, so please pay very close attention. And, please pull up your socks and try once again:
Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Apart from that, I wish you a friendly
P.S. I should also mention that we study only the glorious here at , so please remember that we have no use for watered-down versions. That pertains also to anything in the Cathyolick scriptures, which is most likely what they use at your ancestor's "church".
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 08:54 PM
What is all this flouncing about and pronouncing yourself "Sir " Daniel the whatevereth?
You claim to love the Holy Bible, but your claim of some sort of title is in direct violation to God's Holy Word in the Acts of the Apostles, chapter 10, verse 34
Then Peter opened his mouth and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons
So, enough with this high and mighty nonsense. The only honors and tributes that matter to them that love The Lord are the ones that shall be received in heaven. As it clearly states in 1 Peter 5:4
Ye shall receive a crown of glory that shall not fadeth away.
This future reward awaiting us, Mr. Daniel Seven, is what we, True Christians™ regard with reverence. Earthly titles bestowed upon mortal men by other mortal (and often immoral) men are but paper crowns worn by children at birthday parties to us.
So, when you make up your mind to stop playing dress up and introduce yourself like a normal person with a sincere willingness to learn the real contents of the Bible and sit among us with a humble heart, then I will welcome you with equal sincerity and humbleness.
In the meantime, stop putting on airs.
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 09:19 PM
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His was Sir Daniel the I, who founded the Church of Her Holyness Mother Mary.
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That is very unfortunate and I pity you for having such a horrible hellbound ancestor, sweetie.
I will pray for your soul.
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06-13-2020, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Well, I suppose all of that is mildly fascinating, Miss Sirdaniel; although, it was getting awfully close to the TL;DR category. And, I must say: you have ignored, completely, your golden opportunity to provide the servants of the with the bits of vital information that we have so kindly requested, so clearly, at the top of our cordial Introduction Forum.
For your benefit, I shall include them here, so please pay very close attention. And, please pull up your socks and try once again:
Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Apart from that, I wish you a friendly
P.S. I should also mention that we study only the glorious here at , so please remember that we have no use for watered-down versions. That pertains also to anything in the Cathyolick scriptures, which is most likely what they use at your ancestor's "church".
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Excuse me, how DARE you insinuate that I have spoken too freely?! I attend the church my great-great-great-great-grandfather founded HIMSELF! MARY IS THE APOSTLE OF THE APOSTLES, I AM NO FILTHY CATHEELICK! My favorite bible verse, if I MUST choose only one, is Kings 2:23, wherein the Lord exerts his great power to destroy those who disobey His word! I found Jesus through my Blood, as I am 1/64 Jewish! I am cleaner and worthier than ANYONE!!
Genesis 1:1
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06-13-2020, 10:15 PM
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That is very unfortunate and I pity you for having such a horrible hellbound ancestor, sweetie.
I will pray for your soul.
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Do not speak ill of the Theotokos!! Who do you think you are? She BIRTHED our HOLY BABY BOY!!
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
What is all this flouncing about and pronouncing yourself "Sir " Daniel the whatevereth?
You claim to love the Holy Bible, but your claim of some sort of title is in direct violation to God's Holy Word in the Acts of the Apostles, chapter 10, verse 34
Then Peter opened his mouth and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons
So, enough with this high and mighty nonsense. The only honors and tributes that matter to them that love The Lord are the ones that shall be received in heaven. As it clearly states in 1 Peter 5:4
Ye shall receive a crown of glory that shall not fadeth away.
This future reward awaiting us, Mr. Daniel Seven, is what we, True Christians™ regard with reverence. Earthly titles bestowed upon mortal men by other mortal (and often immoral) men are but paper crowns worn by children at birthday parties to us.
So, when you make up your mind to stop playing dress up and introduce yourself like a normal person with a sincere willingness to learn the real contents of the Bible and sit among us with a humble heart, then I will welcome you with equal sincerity and humbleness.
In the meantime, stop putting on airs.
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I take MUCH offense to this! You fail to understand that SIR is NO TITLE. It is my NAME. Do NOT spit upon my ancestry so! My feelings are quite hurt and I would HUMBLY request an APOLOGY.
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SirDanielVII
Excuse me, how DARE you insinuate that I have spoken too freely?! I attend the church my great-great-great-great-grandfather founded HIMSELF! MARY IS THE APOSTLE OF THE APOSTLES, I AM NO FILTHY CATHEELICK! My favorite bible verse, if I MUST choose only one, is Kings 2:23, wherein the Lord exerts his great power to destroy those who disobey His word! I found Jesus through my Blood, as I am 1/64 Jewish! I am cleaner and worthier than ANYONE!!
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Dear Miss Sirdaniel: Good grief, you sound possessed! For your information, this bit about Mary being the apostle of the apostles is explained here, in a document that was released by the Vatican in 2016:
" Vatican City, 10 June 2016 – As expressly wished by the Holy Father, the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments has published a new decree, dated 3 June 2016, Solemnity of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, by which the celebration of St. Mary Magdalene, currently obligatory memory, will be elevated in the general calendar to the level of a feast day."
https://press.vatican.va/content/sal...0/160610c.html
So, please do not try to con any of the people here at with that tedious "I'm not a Cathyolick" routine!
As for your claim about being "cleaner and worthier than anyone", I'm afraid that you have a lot to learn, and there is no better place to do so than by opening the glorious :
Proverbs 11:2 "When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom. "
Oh, and one last thing ...
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 10:27 PM
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...My feelings are quite hurt and I would HUMBLY request an APOLOGY.
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Step 1 to accomplishing that goal: learn what "humble" means.
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 10:38 PM
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Dear Miss Sirdaniel: Good grief, you sound possessed! For your information, this bit about Mary being the apostle of the apostles is explained here, in a document that was released by the Vatican in 2016:
" Vatican City, 10 June 2016 – As expressly wished by the Holy Father, the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments has published a new decree, dated 3 June 2016, Solemnity of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, by which the celebration of St. Mary Magdalene, currently obligatory memory, will be elevated in the general calendar to the level of a feast day."
https://press.vatican.va/content/sal...0/160610c.html
So, please do not try to con any of the people here at with that tedious "I'm not a Cathyolick" routine!
As for your claim about being "cleaner and worthier than anyone", I'm afraid that you have a lot to learn, and there is no better place to do so than by opening the glorious :
Proverbs 11:2 "When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom. "
Oh, and one last thing ...
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Dear Friend and Mentor Isabella White:
My sincerest apologies for my prior behavior. My Schizo medication was late this week! You are completely correct and I shall now go and study the King James Bible further.
Much Love,
Sir Daniel VII
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 10:58 PM
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Dear Friend and Mentor Isabella White:
My sincerest apologies for my prior behavior. My Schizo medication was late this week! You are completely correct and I shall now go and study the King James Bible further.
Much Love,
Sir Daniel VII
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You could also try apologizing to me. I may have made a mistake in treating your name as a title, but at least I quoted the Bible to support my position.
Or maybe you are a little threatened by the fact a mere handmaid such as I actually knows the Bible?
And the "schizo" defense isn't going to work here. We know that demons inhabit humans and that the authority of Jesus alone can cast them out. Other than a little wine for stomach ailments, the Bible isn't big on medication.
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 11:00 PM
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Dear Friend and Mentor Isabella White:
My sincerest apologies for my prior behavior. My Schizo medication was late this week! You are completely correct and I shall now go and study the King James Bible further.
Much Love,
Sir Daniel VII
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Medication? Don't you know that "schizo" is caused by demon possession and can only be cured by prayer and fasting? Yes, yes you should go study your Bible further!
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Re: So Happy! -
06-13-2020, 11:17 PM
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Do not speak ill of the Theotokos!! Who do you think you are? She BIRTHED our HOLY BABY BOY!!
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Oh my goodness, dear friends, acquaintances, and Didymus: it seems we've got an Eastern Orthodox on our forum! I thought they were a dying breed, but here it is!
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06-13-2020, 11:42 PM
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Oh my goodness, dear friends, acquaintances, and Didymus: it seems we've got an Eastern Orthodox on our forum! I thought they were a dying breed, but here it is!
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Aren't their clothes, hats and customs even weirder than the Papist kind?
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06-14-2020, 12:07 AM
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Aren't their clothes, hats and customs even weirder than the Papist kind?
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Yes. Their priests/bishops basically look like they run an ISIS training camp:
But with much more love for golden decor:
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Re: So Happy! -
06-14-2020, 12:44 AM
Welcome David, you not some sort of joo are you?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-14-2020, 06:27 AM
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Welcome David, you not some sort of joo are you?
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Of course not! I am simply a member of God's Chosen People ™!!
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06-14-2020, 06:33 AM
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Medication? Don't you know that "schizo" is caused by demon possession and can only be cured by prayer and fasting? Yes, yes you should go study your Bible further!
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I know! My exorcist hasn't allowed me to eat in 4 months! Praying as we speak
All I can do is continue reading my Bible and allowing the word of God to cleanse my soul!
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Re: So Happy! -
06-15-2020, 10:20 AM
Your fave read, Genesis 1:1 – Revelation 22:21, includes at an early stage the well-known passage Deuteronomy 22:30 – 23:2 where unfortunately we're able to compare the lineage from sDaniel I to sDaniel VII with God's Declared Outcome and by a simple subtraction determine how many generations remain outstanding at any point in time. That would be subject to compliance with Deuteronomy 22 of course. If one of your ancestors had not done so the dial would be reset to zero, so to speak.
I am more concerned about this "Mother Mary" stuff. Mary is a name of course and many Marys have been mothers. One of them was mother to Jesus but she doesn't have a Church. There may well be "churches" of Marys set up by heathens who may even co-opt idols to represent her (or them) but such assemblies would have nothing to do with Christianity. If your forebear had kicked one off there'd be consequences for multiple generations.
Perhaps in your response you could identify how many generations, from your Bible passage? It's probably in the first half somewhere. Another point—others will be wondering, too—is whether you include Daniel Bel & the Dragon, Daniel & Susanna or songs from inside the fiery furnace?
If those narratives are within the pale your link would be Genesis 1:1 – Revelation 22:21. Notes are included FYI.
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