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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-08-2009, 08:24 PM
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I'm really a bit confused as to what you are babbling on about and why you are trying to upset a True Christian woman.
I can back it up by saying that since you have been posting on this GODLY Forum you have done nothing but insult and act like a complete Jackass!
With this information, I see you have no direction in you life and and waste your time Pissing of the Lord. This is something that a 12year old does!
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Who cares about what you think?
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No one's speaking with you.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-08-2009, 08:27 PM
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I have no idea what your even talking about Little Boy how do I act like a 12 yearold? i can't wait to hear this
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Read all your posts...You don't say nothing ANYTHING constructive.You oonly attack people.
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Reason: Fixed retarded grammatical error
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-08-2009, 08:27 PM
Miss April you seem stressed oh and what is the obsession with you calling the British on here you never no you might like England
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 01:29 AM
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You're no more a 'true christian woman' than the queen of sheba, who repented of her evil ways and learned from Wise King Solomon.
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How DARE you come here and speak of Miss April like that! Why she is one of the most Godly people here and a fine young lady. I'm just sick that you ignorant, slandering fools come here to stir up trouble. And I notice that you only attack the women here. It seems you have something against women - are you a closet homer or just a sissy boy?
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 01:36 AM
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Also, "punishing" a woman (as you try to put it) is illegal in the USA.
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That's utter nonsense, and you know it! My husband often punishes me when I've done something to deserve it. Sometimes I even ask him to punish me, when I've done something I know I shouldn't have. Earlier today I posted something inappropriate to this forum, and I know that when he gets in from work he's going to punish me for that too. Nothing too bad, just a few good bruises to remind myself what I did wrong. Scars heal over time, but we wear them from to remind ourselves how to be better Christians.
Maybe I haven't had his dinner ready on time, and I deserve to be kicked in the face real hard, so that next time I don't mess up in the kitchen. Because we know a black eye, or a few broken ribs, or swolen face, is better than a one way ticket to Hellfire and eternal suffering. I don't mean anything too bad, like getting your legs and arms smashed by a hammer (though I DID deserve that at the time), but a good hard beating by your husband is essential to keep us on the true path to Jesus. Think about it.
Eternity in Hell - Vs - a good beating every now and then?
It's an easly choice to make.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 02:44 AM
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Maybe I haven't had his dinner ready on time, and I deserve to be kicked in the face real hard, so that next time I don't mess up in the kitchen. Because we know a black eye, or a few broken ribs, or swolen face, is better than a one way ticket to Hellfire and eternal suffering. I don't mean anything too bad, like getting your legs and arms smashed by a hammer (though I DID deserve that at the time), but a good hard beating by your husband is essential to keep us on the true path to Jesus. Think about it.
Eternity in Hell - Vs - a good beating every now and then?
It's an easly choice to make.
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Hammer? What could you have done to ever deserve that? If your arms and legs are smashed, how would you cook and clean?
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 04:25 AM
Can you not read? She said she WASN'T hit with a hammer, even though she deserved it.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 05:55 AM
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Who cares about what you think?
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No one's speaking with you.
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Don't you dare talk that was to Brother Bob Wajorsky he was just Wondering what on earth you where talking about You have no manners I care what he thinks Learn some repect and proper grammar
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08-09-2009, 06:08 AM
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Miss April you seem stressed oh and what is the obsession with you calling the British on here you never no you might like England
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Fool I'm not stressed so I don't know what your talkng about I only Ask if the person is from England if they act like it I don't have a obsession with the British calling them anything Friend why don't you let Jesus into your Life? He can help you turn from your dirty evil Ways I don't like England Because its Filled with Queers and sisboys I've been there before its a offful Place to Live i don't see why you think the British are awesome because there not
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 06:11 AM
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Read all your posts...You don't say nothing ANYTHING constructive.You oonly attack people.
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Troll That's How you think i act like a 12 yearold? Don't make me laugh your really Funny but I don't need to read any of my posts fool there just fine See i don't attack people I tell them the Truth Like Jesus tells me to
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 04:44 PM
This is pretty amazing. I'm totally for Miss April because I'm awesome like that.
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08-09-2009, 04:48 PM
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This is pretty amazing. I'm totally for Miss April because I'm awesome like that.
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Thank you very much David for agreeing with me that was really nice of you
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 05:20 PM
This is the best catholic site I've ever been to.. and believe me I've tried all of them.
The amount of logic here is unquestionable, just read the bible folks and all your prayers will be answered.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 05:35 PM
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This is the best catholic site I've ever been to.. and believe me I've tried all of them.
The amount of logic here is unquestionable, just read the bible folks and all your prayers will be answered.
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You just received a serious Infraction.
WE ARE NOT CATHOLICS.
How dare you come here comparing us with THAT bunch of boy-buggering ring-kissing scum.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 05:37 PM
Forgive me, during the excitement I meant to write Baptist and while thinking of those no good Catholics I must have mixed the two up by accident.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 05:40 PM
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-09-2009, 05:40 PM
David, maybe you should just be yourself and your posts will come more naturally.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-16-2009, 02:58 AM
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When I become angry with a woman, I have a foolproof plan to punish them. You see, women sense my power and they seek my life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence. You would be surprised at how crestfallen most of them become when I do that. I feel sorry for them, sometimes. When I see their sad and dejected faces, I get a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Luckily I have been able to interpret these feelings correctly.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater. Help yourselves to whatever you'd like.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-24-2009, 03:39 PM
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Don't worry.
Just receive whatever punishment he sees fit to give you and take it like any good Christian Woman would.
Don't forget to say "Thank You Sir" afterward
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This is a profound judgement, I ask do you live in a gated community and are you brainwashed from an early age that abuse to women is an acceptable form of punishment. What are the morals you live your life by to accept the subjugation of you. Wheres your self respect? I have been reading some of the topics in these forums and I can only hope that you find some form of salvation that doesnt involve, coercing others or forcing things to happen.
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Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? -
08-24-2009, 04:13 PM
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This is a profound judgement, I ask do you live in a gated community and are you brainwashed from an early age that abuse to women is an acceptable form of punishment. What are the morals you live your life by to accept the subjugation of you. Wheres your self respect? I have been reading some of the topics in these forums and I can only hope that you find some form of salvation that doesnt involve, coercing others or forcing things to happen.
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If I do something wrong, then I dutifully will accept correction from my husband, when I have one.
I am after all just a woman and I am happy to be lead by a man, it does NOT mean brainwashed it just means respect.
Why would you think it's anything other than being put on the right path?.
I find all the uneccessary verbal assaults by you extremely unkind.
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