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Default Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites - 07-14-2008, 06:32 PM

From that missalette of the homer deathstyle choice, the JYT:

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Italian Wins Damages Over Gay Driving Test Retake

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian court has ruled the government must pay 100,000 euros ($157,700) in damages to a man who was told to retake a driving test because he was homosexual.

When 26 year-old Danilo Giuffrida told doctors he was gay at his medical examination for military service, they passed the information to the transport ministry, who told him he must repeat his driving test or have his license withdrawn due to his "sexual identity disturbance."

Giuffrida agreed to re-take his test, passed it for a second time, but the ministry renewed his license for just one year rather than the usual 10 years because of his homosexuality.
So just because he's a nancyboy (and in Old Europe, how do you even tell?), he gets a huge pot of money and an extra-long extension on his driver's license.

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Giuffrida's lawyer said the case marked the first time the state had been punished for sexual discrimination, and he hoped Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi would "summon Giuffrida and apologize to him on behalf of the state and all Italians."
Why can't Jellobiafra, or whatever his name is, apologize to the state and all Italians for being a kweerboy?


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Default Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites - 07-14-2008, 06:59 PM

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From that missalette of the homer deathstyle choice, the JYT:

So just because he's a nancyboy (and in Old Europe, how do you even tell?), he gets a huge pot of money and an extra-long extension on his driver's license.

Why can't Jellobiafra, or whatever his name is, apologize to the state and all Italians for being a kweerboy?

no, it's because they discriminated him, if he was black and they did the same thing the end result would be equally the same.
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Default Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites - 07-15-2008, 12:19 AM

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no, it's because they discriminated him, if he was black and they did the same thing the end result would be equally the same.
That was a pretty racist thing to say, even for you, snotty. Are you trying to claim that all queers are tar babies, or the other way around?

We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech around here Mr. pervert.


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Default Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites - 07-15-2008, 02:11 PM

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That was a pretty racist thing to say, even for you, snotty. Are you trying to claim that all queers are tar babies, or the other way around?

We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech around here Mr. pervert.

I sometimes wonder if you actually read what I write, there is an "IF" in the sentence, you know.
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You know, they're always on the cell and gesticulating with both hands, you think that makes driving any safer?


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Default Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites - 07-16-2008, 03:36 AM

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That was a pretty racist thing to say, even for you, snotty. Are you trying to claim that all queers are tar babies, or the other way around?

We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech around here Mr. pervert.
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Landover Baptist Church does not have a Department of Hate. Whoever told you that is a lying sodomite.


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Landover Baptist Church does not have a Department of Hate. Whoever told you that is a lying sodomite.
Okay, what do you call it? The Department of selective love? The Department of deciding who Baby Jesus loves? The Department of telling everybody else they're going straight to hell?

You hate so many people and groups for so many reasons, you must have an entire branch of your church devoted towards deciding who to hate and why. Either that or your entire church is aimed at hating people.
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Default Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites - 07-14-2008, 07:04 PM

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From that missalette of the homer deathstyle choice, the JYT:

So just because he's a nancyboy (and in Old Europe, how do you even tell?), he gets a huge pot of money and an extra-long extension on his driver's license.

You've got it backwards - they only renewed his license for a year, and they usually renew for 10.

Why can't Jellobiafra, or whatever his name is, apologize to the state and all Italians for being a kweerboy?
Why should he have to?


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Why should he have to?
An excellent point, Tidalump.

Why in the world would an ITALIAN apologize for being queer? It just means he's a good Catholic!

I bet he told the doctors he wanted to be queer with ADULT men, instead of with little boys. Hence the "sexual identity disturbance"!


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Why should he have to?
Sadly, because you seem to have no conception of True Christianity; this is rather like explaining the Trinity to a Trobriand Islander.

You read the examiner’s report, “he must repeat his driving test or have his license withdrawn due to his "sexual identity disturbance."”

Now, do you want people "sexual identity disturbance" driving round killing people because they are worried about their sexuality? Of course not!

What if he killed your husband?... no wait… that’s probably not the best example… What if he severely injured you? Would you turn round and say, “Oh, it’s OK, don’t worry, I’ll be fine with one leg and half a brain... wait... you've got one of them crushed vertebrae?”

No! you’d be screaming out, “Who let that raving queen with sexual identity disturbance drive on our Godly roads???!!!”

You see, the True Christian always has his mind on others – you must learn understanding and compassion for the God-fearing innocents of this world.





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Sadly, because you seem to have no conception of True Christianity; this is rather like explaining the Trinity to a Trobriand Islander.

You read the examiner’s report, “he must repeat his driving test or have his license withdrawn due to his "sexual identity disturbance."”

Now, do you want people "sexual identity disturbance" driving round killing people because they are worried about their sexuality? Of course not!

What if he killed your husband?... no wait… that’s probably not the best example… What if he severely injured you? Would you turn round and say, “Oh, it’s OK, don’t worry, I’ll be fine with one leg and half a brain... wait... you've got one of them crushed vertebrae?”

No! you’d be screaming out, “Who let that raving queen with sexual identity disturbance drive on our Godly roads???!!!”

You see, the True Christian always has his mind on others – you must learn understanding and compassion for the God-fearing innocents of this world.

Homosexuality does not affect one's ability to drive.


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Homosexuality does not affect one's ability to drive.
Are yout of your mind? Those joy boys are out there driving with both hands on their tallywhackers!! They're driving with their knees while sinfully gratifying themselves! They have absolutely no busines driving. They endanger all True Christian people!

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