[Dillon]

Attention True Christians™ of Landover, I want to tell you today of a new website I've started that will actualize our efforts to help the starving children of Africa.

http://www.SaveTheNigras.org

Save The Nigras will allow True Christians™ to bid on African nigra babies (as they become available, and put on the website for auction) to be shipped over here to the US so that they can receive the proper upbringing that will allow them to achieve Salvation®, just like the rest of us.

SaveTheNigras - Saving Little African Villagers Everyday™

p.s. This was inspired (and made with permission of Sis. Janine) by this thread.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Well, I like it, but I still think the program's name should be "Saving Lives: an African Vocational Enterprise".

[John Creeser]

I'd be willing to help out. I do have a shed outside with a dirt floor, I'm sure that would make them feel at home. The boys are home schooled anyway, so as long as they can speak American they could join in.

However, the first time a spare gets thrown through my window or they start ripping up the carpet to make clothes they go back.

[BelieverInGod]

I'll have to clear it with Seth, but I have a few empty kennels. I could use some older males for my dog training.

I've been shipped a bunch of white shepherds and the request is to train them in a very particular way.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Ahh, brilliant! This is quite the coincidence!

I was just talking to Abigail, my wife, about having a few more helpers around the house; the conversation stemmed from her not being able to complete all her chores in time before bed. It's plain rude on her part, she only had to wash the car, pick up some groceries, withdraw some money, cook dinner, wash everything up, do some spring cleaning to make sure there is no dust anywhere when I returned. Water the plants, wash the clothes, iron my work shirts and take our old 32" television down from the loft to the dump. Obviously I was really angry and told her that if she didn't speed it up tomorrow, she would be sorry. I plan to just knock her around a bit to raise her obviously decreasing motivation level. She argued (as she sometimes does, no matter how many times I scream at her and drag her to the ground by her hair she still keeps doing it) that she needed a helper or two. I told her she was being a lazy slut, and that I was not going to waste money paying someone to do HER job of keeping house. Anyway, you've helped me big time! I'm sure I can dish out a few dollars for a one time payment on a nigra, and of course raise him myself to be like my other children, GOD fearing Christian™ Caucasians.

I can't wait! And Abigail is ecstatic about the idea since she gets to sit on her lazy backside like always. I made a bid on Tkchlklk'Ngrk, but his price has rocketed recently because of increased demand. How much is delivery by the way? And do we get refunded if they die in transit?

[Dillon]

Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner

This is quite the coincidence!

I'm glad we are able to satisfy a need. I can see that there is obviously a demand, so I will be adding more nigras to the database.

Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner

How much is delivery by the way? And do we get refunded if they die in transit?

Shipping is on us, and there will never be a need for a refund for DOA nigras as they will be transported by the finest of our specialized Traders®.

[SisterStacy]

About time attention has been given to the AIDS givers. We shall teach them the right way for the right price

[WinnerNotSinner]

Originally Posted by Dillon

I'm glad we are able to satisfy a need. I can see that there is obviously a demand, so I will be adding more nigras to the database.

Shipping is on us, and there will never be a need for a refund for DOA nigras as they will be transported by the finest of our specialized Traders®.

Great . I can tell you have a good brain for business.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

A well produced site, if I may say so; it could only have been done with Jesus' inspiration.

I've upped the bid on the unpronounceable piccaninny to $0.02 cents, as I don't think he'll make it this far. On the other hand, are you offering a money back guarantee?

[Dillon]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

On the other hand, are you offering a money back guarantee?

Unfortunately, we cannot. It seems not even Africa is willing to take back its own. However, I would suggest selling them in a second-hand nature, perhaps.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

A well produced site, if I may say so; it could only have been done with Jesus' inspiration.

I've upped the bid on the unpronounceable piccaninny to $0.02 cents, as I don't think he'll make it this far. On the other hand, are you offering a money back guarantee?

Oh, umm, I see a pastor has outbid me.

I don't think the Bible says anything about if a woman is allowed to get into a bidding war with her pastor, but something about it just doesn't seem right to me. Could somebody let me know if it would be acceptable for me to up the bid to $.03 cents?

EDIT: Nevermind, I see the bidding has already reached $2,000. I'm not sure Brother James would permit me to handle that much money without his authorization.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

Oh, umm, I see a pastor has outbid me.

I don't think the Bible says anything about if a woman is allowed to get into a bidding war with her pastor, but something about it just doesn't seem right to me. Could somebody let me know if it would be acceptable for me to up the bid to $.03 cents?

EDIT: Nevermind, I see the bidding has already reached $2,000. I'm not sure Brother James would permit me to handle that much money without his authorization.

Lycia, if you want to bid on a mini spear chucker thats fine. REMBER its your problem not mine. The little tar baby will not be allowed in the main house. Myself I would not go more then $1.98, it your money.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Who's been bidding up the price? I suspect shill bidding here! We need to see the names of the bidders!

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Who's been bidding up the price? I suspect shill bidding here! We need to see the names of the bidders!

Not me, I saw that $2K price tag and decided I could buy a couple of pups for that price.

[speaknow]

O really??? doesn't human trafficking violate the secular law in AmericaTM?

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by speaknow

O really??? doesn't human trafficking violate the secular law in AmericaTM?

What human trafficking? There is always some money involved in adoptions. And what nobler cause can their be than to lead the Unsaved Trash to eternal bliss by upbringing in a True Christian™ home?

[ExGay Alex]

A worthwhile enterprise and truly Jesus-inspired. Hats off to this worthy project.

I'd like to help turn a nigra to Christ and would like to know if you have a boy that I could sponsor. Say between the ages of 7 and 12. Tall, preferred. Good skin tone, shy is good, not too toothy. I really want to do my part so if there is a real hungry one there that fits the criteria, maybe they would send a picture.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Originally Posted by speaknow

O really??? doesn't human trafficking violate the secular law in AmericaTM?

Then why haven't these international criminals been arrested?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Is there a way I can bid to guarantee that I will NOT have to take one of these african'ts into my home?

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba

Is there a way I can bid to guarantee that I will NOT have to take one of these african'ts into my home?

You might be able to donate them to one of your True Christian™ brothers or sisters who may have over tithed this month and may not be able to afford one on their own. I think we need His Honorable HTannor on this one because International Laws can be tricky as far purchadoptions are concerned although I thought the judge said you were fully qualified to speak on such matters yourself as your education as an attorney has been completed.