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Default Re: What about lesbians? - 07-09-2008, 07:30 AM
Don't you ever use that tone again when dealing with Sister Glendora! You're lucky you got an infraction.

Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: What about lesbians? - 07-09-2008, 07:36 AM
idk how to make a personal message so ill just put it up here.
ok, i am a GRIL first off.
and 2, i was JUST making my point. i am allowed to do that.
and a TRUE christian would not threaten some one to put their boot up someones rear. you sir, need help.
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Default Re: What about lesbians? - 07-09-2008, 07:39 AM
however i do appoligize for the way i handled this situation.
frogive me?
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Default Re: What about lesbians? - 07-09-2008, 08:07 AM
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idk how to make a personal message so ill just put it up here.
ok, i am a GRIL first off.
and 2, i was JUST making my point. i am allowed to do that.
and a TRUE christian would not threaten some one to put their boot up someones rear. you sir, need help.
You're right in a way. The boot up the rear is not in the bible. I was just trying to be nice and administer some preventive medicene.
Tell me, have you ever read the Bible? Do you think you'd enjoy having rocks hurled at you until your brains ooze out your ears? Maybe you'd like being fed to the dogs? next time I won't be so lenient.

Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: What about lesbians? - 07-09-2008, 01:09 PM
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idk how to make a personal message so ill just put it up here.
ok, i am a GRIL first off.
and 2, i was JUST making my point. i am allowed to do that.
and a TRUE christian would not threaten some one to put their boot up someones rear. you sir, need help.
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Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.
How old are you girl? Do you have your father's permission to be here posting?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: What about lesbians? - 07-09-2008, 06:13 PM
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How old are you girl? Do you have your father's permission to be here posting?

i am 19. and my father does not live with us. me moved out when i was around 3 or 4.
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