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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-16-2008, 05:36 AM
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Notice the papist calls 13 year olds "men and women".....Disgusting pedophile. 
As for your nancyboy brother the meter maid, don't make us laugh. He's nothing but an imposter, like you. 
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Dear Pastor Zeke,
My somewhat sissy-boy sons who have enrolled for the camp have requested a special assignment in response to the threats made by the pedophilic SPANK Team of the papist beelzebub worshipping girlie-man.
They humbly request that in addition to the listed items you posted, they be allowed to bring their .408 Chey-Tac Sniper Rifles with Tactical Ballistic Computers. Also they would love to utilize their homemade ghillie suits their Godly mother and they have worked on for the last 6 months.
Do these items meet with your approval?
We have nicknamed our energetic younguns "TGRFG"......for "Team Grim Reapers For God".
I noticed that the Landover Gun Shop and Ammunition has already picked up our design for retail. 
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-16-2008, 06:45 AM
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Notice the papist calls 13 year olds "men and women".....Disgusting pedophile.
As for your nancyboy brother the meter maid, don't make us laugh. He's nothing but an imposter, like you.
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If I'm not a threat to you, don't bother calling the police, you tattletale!
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-16-2008, 08:04 AM
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If I'm not a threat to you, don't bother calling the police, you tattletale!
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You're a threat until you reach a distance of 1500 metres. Then your head's gonna explode when hit dead center with the sniper rifle. Satan loves to play with headless priests. Kind of a necrophiliac that guy.....but he digs a priest running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. 
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-16-2008, 03:35 PM
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You're a threat until you reach a distance of 1500 metres. Then your head's gonna explode when hit dead center with the sniper rifle. Satan loves to play with headless priests. Kind of a necrophiliac that guy.....but he digs a priest running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. |
Your camp is already planning on breaking several laws and committing several sins...Now you want to add murder to it?
Enjoy life in prison, and hell afterwards.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-16-2008, 03:44 PM
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Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?
Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), will invade it if you dare try it!
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A crack team of bezerk rape victims? That's the least threatening idea I've heard since the Polish Army. 
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-16-2008, 03:57 PM
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Your camp is already planning on breaking several laws and committing several sins...Now you want to add murder to it?
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It's not a crime if it's done in defense of our precious children, and how could the jury not agree that we needed to defend young boys from crazed Romanists?
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I could say the same thing to the boy-touching "priests" of your religion.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-16-2008, 10:18 PM
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Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?
Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!
You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?
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This sounds like a threat of domestic terrorism. That, sir, is a felony.
Enjoy Gitmo.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word! 
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 05:27 AM
Now you have 16 hours left to abandon your plans.
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 05:28 AM
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Now you have 16 hours left to abandon your plans.
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Or what? You'll throw your beads at us?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 05:57 AM
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He's going to attack us armed with a death cookie! 
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 06:11 AM
Hah, he's probably foaming at the mouth by now.
You make me sick, papist. Repent, and turn to Jesus!
Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 08:20 AM
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Hah, he's probably foaming at the mouth by now.
You make me sick, papist. Repent, and turn to Jesus!
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Hate to break the news....that's not foam.
And it is disgusting.
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 11:47 AM
He's got his rosary out! He's going to start praying to his goddess to smite us! Run! Run for your lives! 
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 03:30 PM
We won't shoot you unless you try to shoot us first (and we know you will).
Oh, and by the way, you have 6 hours left until we launch our invasion. Your false angry, vengeful, child-abusing, fire-breathing god won't help you...The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 03:42 PM
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The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!
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Umm No! But I don't think a ceramic statue of Mary is going to help you much on the battlefield. Unless maybe you intend to smite people with it? Maybe you need to find a better religion.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 07:15 PM
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Oh, and by the way, you have 6 hours left until we launch our invasion. Your false angry, vengeful, child-abusing, fire-breathing god won't help you...The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!
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Hardly likely, when you ignore Him in favor of your unholy trinity of Dagon, Semiramis, and the death cookie.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 07:55 PM
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Hardly likely, when you ignore Him in favor of your unholy trinity of Dagon, Semiramis, and the death cookie.
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1. About Dagon & Semiramis, we reject them. Sure, we might adapt some of their old traditions, but we're merely changing their purpose; they used these practices to worship false gods, but we use it to worship the One True God; Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
2. Why do you say we're not Christian, but reject one of our most obvious forms of worship for the Lord Jesus Christ?
By the way, you have 90 minutes left to abandon the camp.
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 08:36 PM
Or what, you'll go about, raping little boys?
No alter boys are allowed in the camp, my good pedo. Besides, do you really think you can get close enough to stop anything?
Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 10:15 PM
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2. Why do you say we're not Christian, but reject one of our most obvious forms of worship for the Lord Jesus Christ?
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Er, praying to His dead Mommy, or praying to a Holy Cracker?
I see the time is up. How's the battle at camp going? I hope nobody got a welt from Mary Martin's rosary.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! -
07-17-2008, 10:19 PM
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Er, praying to His dead Mommy, or praying to a Holy Cracker?
I see the time is up. How's the battle at camp going? I hope nobody got a welt from Mary Martin's rosary.
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Now, I'm not an LBCer or a Catholic, but I know what you're doing to these young boys is wrong!
You're about as bad as the pedophiles that make up 4% of the Catholic priesthood (which I doubt Fr. Martin is one of) for that! We've got real ammo, so watch your mouth (And that punk Offcr. Albert can't help you either!)
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