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Default New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 04:44 AM

I'm new, the med student that was brought here by looking up amputation. Sorry to have offended anyone, if you read my 1st post that was not my intention at all. I'm simply curious about your following. I understand that it is based on the Bible, I got that. I'm not demanding ANY answers from any of you. I'm a person in search of truth and light, and since by Gods graces I was brought to your site by chance, I figured I should check out what you have to offer. Now, that being said, as a person in search of truth, what about your following should keep me involved here? I'm searching for some testimonials as to why LBC is the ONLY place to find the truth. I'm not demanding in any way any responses. I'm not trying to "flame" or "bash" anyone in any way. I know from what I've read that you base everything off of the KJV Bible, so no need to reiterate that point. What I'm looking for is someone who was in my same shoes...looking for the right path, but with so many paths to choose, why choose this one? What made someone else in my shoes choose this path? I'm not saying that I'm a 100% follower of everything in the Bible, because aren't we all sinners? And if I still haven't found the truth, how could I? That is what I'm looking for. If you're offended at this, sorry, please disregard anything I've written, ignore me, forget I posted here. But if you can offer some advice as to why LBC is the only TRUE path, I'd appreciate it. After all, this isn't the only religion that uses the same version of the Bible. Again, not trying to bash or flame anyone, just looking for some guidance in my life. So if you're offended by me just go on to the next post, forget I exist.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 04:45 AM

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 04:50 AM

There sure have been a lot of people searching for help with amputation, recently.
-Edit- sorry, you're the same loser who posted yesterday.


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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 04:58 AM

See, there it is, Nobar sums it all up. Instead of trying to aid those in search of aid, the members here can only find it helpful to talk trash. If you read my post, (from yesterday AND today), you'd see that right off the bat I said "not trying to disrespect or flame, etc.". Here I am looking for the right path to follow and I get called a loser? Very much appreciated. Could you simply have ignored the post, and not typed anything? Obviously not.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:01 AM

You could have avoided the posts you have made and just read some information here in this forum and not wasted the time of us True Christians. Read your Bible and join a local Baptist church and get one with it, already.


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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:05 AM

Sorry sir, what do you mean by "get one with it"? Again, no disrespect meant, I just don't understand what that means. Because I'm here for guidance and help, not sarcasm. If I wanted that I would go to www.mormon.org...
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:17 AM

If you want to know about our Church, then read our Doctrines HERE.

If you have a specific question, then use the "Search" function.

Otherwise, quit whining.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:21 AM

Please, illustrate for me where I'm whining. I'm not asking about your doctrines, I can read the same Bible you do. If you could read what I had posted, asking for people THAT ARE WILLING to provide some testimony or advice, you wouldn't have responded at all to this thread....so again, HERE is what I'm asking: If any one of you has been in a place where you were searching for truth, and ended up here, why here? What about LBC made you stay? Is that so hard to comprehend? If you have nothing to share on that then don't respond! Not really that difficult.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:24 AM

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Please, illustrate for me where I'm whining. I'm not asking about your doctrines, I can read the same Bible you do. If you could read what I had posted, asking for people THAT ARE WILLING to provide some testimony or advice, you wouldn't have responded at all to this thread....so again, HERE is what I'm asking: If any one of you has been in a place where you were searching for truth, and ended up here, why here? What about LBC made you stay? Is that so hard to comprehend? If you have nothing to share on that then don't respond! Not really that difficult.

I came here abusive and ignorant.

And was allowed to stay. Thanks to The Pastor.

This has turned my life around. I am finally on the right path. Praise Jesus.
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HERE is what I'm asking: If any one of you has been in a place where you were searching for truth, and ended up here, why here? What about LBC made you stay? Is that so hard to comprehend? If you have nothing to share on that then don't respond! Not really that difficult.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:27 AM

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Please, illustrate for me where I'm whining. I'm not asking about your doctrines, I can read the same Bible you do. If you could read what I had posted, asking for people THAT ARE WILLING to provide some testimony or advice, you wouldn't have responded at all to this thread....so again, HERE is what I'm asking: If any one of you has been in a place where you were searching for truth, and ended up here, why here? What about LBC made you stay? Is that so hard to comprehend? If you have nothing to share on that then don't respond! Not really that difficult.
This forum is for True Christians™ who want to gather for Fellowship, the better to Praise Jesus and uplift the Holy Word of God. That's why every True Christian™ is here. The unsaved scum who invade and bother us are here on satan's orders, the better to plant seeds of doubt and discontent.


Tell me, so you wander into pie baking forums and ask the members why they're there?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:34 AM

No, I'm not seeking higher knowledge on how to bake a pie. Fantastic analogy. Like I said, before, if you would read, which may be hard for some, I'm here to gather information on why this is the ONLY TRUE following. So far I have found nothing to clearly dictate the legitimacy of this place, besides the regulars saying, "read the Bible you unsaved scum." Okay, that's fine, I've done that, but nothing else here backs that up. That's all, if you don't like me then ban me, no big loss, it'll save you and me time.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:42 AM

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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:44 AM

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How can you call yourself a "True Christian" when
you speak with such crude vocabulary? Would you
ask God if he has sand in his vagina when he contracted
Noah to build in Arc which He, Himself, rid the earth of
people like you?

Mr. King, is a True Christian. He doesn't have to answer to you Sir.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:52 AM

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Mr. King, is a True Christian. He doesn't have to answer to you Sir.
Angels, or shall I say, Demons, your irrelevant response
doesn't have any place in this thread. Let the so called,
"True Christian" use his crude vocabulary to answer my
question.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 06:01 AM

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Angels, or shall I say, Demons, your irrelevant response
doesn't have any place in this thread. Let the so called,
"True Christian" use his crude vocabulary to answer my
question.

There you go. Shall I refer to you as Dopey Robbie ?.

What makes people like you think you can just wander into a Forum and start insulting people?.

And I'm no Demon.
You really should try reading a KJ Bible. When your not high as a kite. You might learn something.

But thankyou for your insults. They will just make my faith stronger.

Good luck .
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 06:31 AM

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There you go. Shall I refer to you as Dopey Robbie ?.

What makes people like you think you can just wander into a Forum and start insulting people?.

And I'm no Demon.
You really should try reading a KJ Bible. When your not high as a kite. You might learn something.

But thankyou for your insults. They will just make my faith stronger.

Good luck .
Well no you cannot. My username was originally "Validityisthekey," but
the so called Pastor changed my name to "Robbie the doper."

Tell me how your bible is valid at all?
It's written by man. Man is flawed.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 04:15 PM

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Well no you cannot. My username was originally "Validityisthekey," but
the so called Pastor changed my name to "Robbie the doper."

Tell me how your bible is valid at all?
It's written by man. Man is flawed.

Why are people like you intent on questioning who wrote the Bible?.

It's well known that it's God's words written obviously by man.

Man can be flawed but God, is not.
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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 04:38 PM

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Please, illustrate for me where I'm whining. I'm not asking about your doctrines, I can read the same Bible you do. If you could read what I had posted, asking for people THAT ARE WILLING to provide some testimony or advice, you wouldn't have responded at all to this thread....so again, HERE is what I'm asking: If any one of you has been in a place where you were searching for truth, and ended up here, why here? What about LBC made you stay?
I was searching for truth, so I read the Bible. No other Church in the world follows the Truth of the Bible as well as LBC does. That's what made me stay. Happy now?
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No, I'm not seeking higher knowledge on how to bake a pie. Fantastic analogy. Like I said, before, if you would read, which may be hard for some, I'm here to gather information on why this is the ONLY TRUE following. So far I have found nothing to clearly dictate the legitimacy of this place, besides the regulars saying, "read the Bible you unsaved scum." Okay, that's fine, I've done that, but nothing else here backs that up.
Now you've read the Bible, have you recognised how all other churches disobey it, but we live up to it? That's what makes us legitimate.

Why do you pluralise your name, by the way? How many of you are there?

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Default Re: New to the forum. - 09-14-2009, 05:06 PM

Thank you Brother Temperance! Finally a fantastic response! I appreciate your honesty, and to answer your question, I haven't found a church/religion that follows, hence my search for better. And my name was different, someone here changed it for me.
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