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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 02:23 PM

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A half hearted admission that you are in deed unsaved trash.
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Learn to sense sarcasm.
Is a very fine line between reality and delusions. I do think you may had had a twinge of insight and a realisation that you are indeed unsaved trash.

I am not asking for a public acknowledgement. I know that takes intestinal fortitude of which you clearly lack.

For you it is easier to attack the beliefs of others rather than soul search your own.

Why are you here? What are you looking for? You can find it at Landover if you come with an open heart and mind.

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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 02:27 PM

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Is a very fine line between reality and delusions. I do think you may had had a twinge of insight and a realisation that you are indeed unsaved trash.

I am not asking for a public acknowledgement. I know that takes intestinal fortitude of which you clearly lack.

For you it is easier to attack the beliefs of others rather than soul search your own.

Why are you here? What are you looking for? You can find it at Landover if you come with an open heart and mind.

Matthew 7:7 (King James Version)
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:


PLEASE email one of the elders or pastors here and seek redemption. Do you have a prayer closet and a KJV 1611 bible? I recommend 3 or 4 hours of solitude, prayer and scripture each morning before you attend to the household chores.
Ha, this made me giggle.
You people really do give me a right laugh.
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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 02:58 PM

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People use quotes when they don't have a mind of their own
In that case I wonder why you quoted me there.

Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."


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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 03:08 PM

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I don't mean to insult, or come off as a hateful person, but you lot really... There's not words to describe it.
You are:
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  • Racist.
  • Sexist.
  • Homophobic.
  • Biased.
  • Against logic and reasoning.
  • Ignorant.
  • Arrogant.

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These are strong accusations and entirely without merit. They come from someone who’s probably an ethnic type of some sort with a chip on their shoulder, like they all have. Have you never heard that “Women should be silent in church”? Those are God’s Words, young lady, and I'm a man telling you that, so listen up!

There is nothing wrong with detesting homers; our bias is towards God, Who is Right, Just and Merciful always. Logic is as logic does and God has done the reasoning for all mankind for ever.

We are far from ignorant; you are unlikely to find others more versed in Scripture. And as for “arrogant” you are only a woman and unlike even to know the meaning of the word.






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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 04:08 PM

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Oh well, I'll live.
By the way, for a grown woman, you sure are pretty.
Yes, Talitha is indeed quite pretty. I'm surprised you noticed. The part about her being pretty 'for a gfown woman' is rather alarming though. Do you normally go after children?
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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 04:16 PM

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Yes, Talitha is indeed quite pretty. I'm surprised you noticed. The part about her being pretty 'for a gfown woman' is rather alarming though. Do you normally go after children?
My, my Enoch, you are also the petty type?
You people are putrid. You don't like someone? They must either be a gay or a child molester. And according to you, if you are gay that must mean you molest children.
piffleing disgusting and shameful.
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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 04:20 PM

Watch your step Brother Enoch, she is a homersexural Mooslim. She might have a rug bomb
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Watch your step Brother Enoch, she is a homersexural Mooslim. She might have a rug bomb
I'm a bisexual agnostic, genius.
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I'm a bisexual agnostic, genius.
Do you have sexural relations with the same sex?

Do you live in a Mooslim country?

nuff said, I do agree you are quite antagonistic.
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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 04:42 PM

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Do you have sexural relations with the same sex?

Do you live in a Mooslim country?

nuff said, I do agree you are quite antagonistic.
Despite my bisexuality, I am not experienced with those of the same sex, so no. And trust me, there is a great difference between bisexuality and homosexuality, you ignorant prick.

Does that mean if you live in Nigeria, you must be black? No.

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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 04:53 PM

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Despite my bisexuality, I am not experienced with those of the same sex, so no. And trust me, there is a great difference between bisexuality and homosexuality, you ignorant prick.
I am not sure why it is that you need to call me names.
A biesexural person is some one who has sexural relations with anything men or women. Usually due to there inability to make a choice, or they are just plain ugly. here is an example, You have been out drinking and its time for the bar to close, you have hit on all the men and where shot down so you settle for a woman. Any way you cut it you are a slut and a homeresxural.

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Now who is the racist? Why do you need to pick on some one because they are Black? I bet you have offended every nigra in Nigeria.
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I am not sure why it is that you need to call me names.
A biesexural person is some one who has sexural relations with anything men or women. Usually due to there inability to make a choice, or they are just plain ugly. here is an example, You have been out drinking and its time for the bar to close, you have hit on all the men and where shot down so you settle for a woman. Any way you cut it you are a slut and a homeresxural.



Now who is the racist? Why do you need to pick on some one because they are Black? I bet you have offended every nigra in Nigeria.
It is biological, my dear.
I don't go to the bar, and it is not due to rejection. I simply am the way I am. I am not a slut. You ignorant fool.
I suppose I will be getting an infraction for calling you that, yes? Gosh, your mods are so biased.

I was merely using your logic against you.
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I was merely using your logic against you.
You're so clever!

Are you going to use GOD's logic against HIM when HE casts you into the Lake of Fire?

Really, how did you even get here and why did you bother to register and post for 8 pages if this is just such a horrible place? Is it possible that somewhere inside you, you are crying out for us to save you?

I am praying you see the light.



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It is biological, my dear.
I don't go to the bar, and it is not due to rejection. I simply am the way I am. I am not a slut. You ignorant fool.
I suppose I will be getting an infraction for calling you that, yes? Gosh, your mods are so biased.

I was merely using your logic against you.
Biological my backside! You made the choice to be a homersexural or bihomeresexural what ever you call your self.

Are you married, NO. Are you sleeping with what ever you please, yes. I don't know about the ass backwards country you live in, but here in America that makes you a slut ! If you doubt me ask any of my Brothers and Sisters. I will pray for you to see the Light of Jesus.
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You're so clever!

Are you going to use GOD's logic against HIM when HE casts you into the Lake of Fire?

Really, how did you even get here and why did you bother to register and post for 8 pages if this is just such a horrible place? Is it possible that somewhere inside you, you are crying out for us to save you?

I am praying you see the light.
Thanks. I'm not that clever, but enough to have common sense.

Definitely. If such a thing happens, I'm not going down without a fight, bud.

Hah, hardly. More like I was hoping you could see the error of your ways. Sadly you're ignorance is unfathomable.

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Biological my backside! You made the choice to be a homersexural or bihomeresexural what ever you call your self.

Are you married, NO. Are you sleeping with what ever you please, yes. I don't know about the ass backwards country you live in, but here in America that makes you a slut ! If you doubt me ask any of my Brothers and Sisters. I will pray for you to see the Light of Jesus.
No, I did not. I made no choice. Don't judge me, you ignorant silly-head. You don't even know how long I spent denying it, nor how many times I've cried over it. It was all futile. So go away, you inconsiderate little baby.
Hah, I love how you assume that just because I'm bisexual means I've had sex.
Oh no, you're 12 year old child is straight? They must have had sex! Silly moron.

Anyway, this Sunday afternoon's come to an end and I can't be bothered with you people. It was somewhat enjoyable, but only as enjoyable as pure ignorance and malice can be.
Enjoy your petty little forum and spewing bovine feces. Man, I hope you guys are impotent/infertile, because I pity any child born to your "True Christians".

On the other hand, I am bisexual, so maybe I am a child molester, so maybe I hope you do have children. Then I could seduce them, as well as seduce you. Mm, the thought is amazing.

Ta-ta, simple minded fools. You ignorance is contagious. I highly recommend suicide.

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nor how many times I've cried over it.
Well that pretty much proves you're gay, doesn't it?



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Default Re: You lot - 06-20-2010, 05:33 PM

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No, I did not. I made no choice. Don't judge me, you ignorant silly-head. You don't even know how long I spent denying it, nor how many times I've cried over it. It was all futile. So go away, you inconsiderate little baby.
Hah, I love how you assume that just because I'm bisexual means I've had sex.
Oh no, you're 12 year old child is straight? They must have had sex! Silly moron.

Anyway, this Sunday afternoon's come to an end and I can't be bothered with you people. It was somewhat enjoyable, but only as enjoyable as pure ignorance and malice can be.
Enjoy your petty little forum and spewing bovine feces. Man, I hope you guys are impotent/infertile, because I pity any child born to your "True Christians".

On the other hand, I am bisexual, so maybe I am a child molester, so maybe I hope you do have children. Then I could seduce them, as well as seduce you. Mm, the thought is amazing.

Ta-ta, simple minded fools. You ignorance is contagious. I highly recommend suicide.
You sure are not a very pleasant bihomersexural. No wonder no one likes you. Anyway I will Pray that Jesus does not kill you today.
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