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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 06-11-2008, 09:32 PM
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In a first person shooter video game like Halo, on multilayer when someone kills the other player, they squat over the dead opponent laying on the ground putting his characters genitals in the others face.
You are sharing this disgusting perversion of yours with us because . . . ?

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 06-11-2008, 10:27 PM
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In a first person shooter video game like Halo, on multilayer when someone kills the other player, they squat over the dead opponent laying on the ground putting his characters genitals in the others face.
WRONG, HEATHEN! That disgusting and perverted practice is called giving an "ass-hat", from whence cometh the phrase "Don't be an ASSHAT!". It's a common practice in online games such as World of Whinecraft, nEverQuest and underAge of Conan.

I haven't read this book, but judging by the cover, it's a beauty ritual practiced by ladies and homer-sack-shals.



Doesn't look like something a True Christian should be messin' with to me!
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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 06-13-2008, 06:28 PM
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WRONG, HEATHEN! That disgusting and perverted practice is called giving an "ass-hat", from whence cometh the phrase "Don't be an ASSHAT!". It's a common practice in online games such as World of Whinecraft, nEverQuest and underAge of Conan.

I haven't read this book, but judging by the cover, it's a beauty ritual practiced by ladies and homer-sack-shals.



Doesn't look like something a True Christian should be messin' with to me!
Idiot.
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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 06-13-2008, 06:32 PM
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You are sharing this disgusting perversion of yours with us because . . . ?
He's helping to answer the original question you egotistical mormon.

Did he ever say it was his perversion? Did he even say once that he did it? No, he didn't. So how about you open your eyes for once and see everything, not just what you want to see or what a fake religion forces you to see.
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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 06-13-2008, 06:36 PM
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Good point pastor. We Christians have no time for the made up stories of a bunch of desert dwelling goat herders.
Made up stories, like the bible?
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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 06-13-2008, 06:45 PM
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Made up stories, like the bible?
Oh WOW!!
That's all we needed.
A heathen Mudslime coming into our neighborhood.
Haven't you got some poor innocent people to blow up Camel Boy?

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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 06-13-2008, 07:28 PM
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Made up stories, like the bible?
Oh, and the koran is a masterpiece of literature brown face?
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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 06-13-2008, 07:39 PM
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Idiot.


Not quite sure what an Add-Homer-nym is, but it sounds pretty qweer and I'm sure you're one. Repent of your illogical hate of Jesus, Brother.
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Default Re: What is Tea Bagging? - 07-01-2008, 07:17 PM
After reading these posts, I truly believe that!
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