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06-06-2008, 10:00 PM
As I said before, im not straight, im an avid asexual. I see no reason to need to be straight. I dont commit any sexual sins being asexual. It seems straight people commit more sins than an asexual person like me.
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06-06-2008, 10:10 PM
Hey, at least you admit it's a choice. That's a step in the right direction.
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-07-2008, 12:38 AM
May I ask you a question?
Why are you asexual? Are you a little deformed in your nether regions or are you fighting your queer urges?
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-07-2008, 12:46 AM
Well, remaining abstinent is a Godly choice. God is very pleased with men who choose not to have sex, but only it's for HIM.
I would prefer to see you work on having more straight feelings. JESUS can help you.
But if you find yourself needing sex, "it is better to marry [a member of the opposite sex who is in your religion, which is preferably a conservative Republican Baptist] than to burn." -1 Corinthians 7:9
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-07-2008, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Libertarian-FTW
As I said before, im not straight, im an avid asexual. I see no reason to need to be straight. I dont commit any sexual sins being asexual. It seems straight people commit more sins than an asexual person like me.
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Why don't you follow the entire Bible, and make Jesus happy by becoming a eunich for Christ?
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Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-07-2008, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Libertarian-FTW
As I said before, im not straight, im an avid asexual. I see no reason to need to be straight. I dont commit any sexual sins being asexual. It seems straight people commit more sins than an asexual person like me.
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Sorry, but unless you're an amoeba, you can't be asexual.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-07-2008, 05:44 AM
actually look asexuality on up wikipedia.org. It is a some what rare sexual orientation only affecting around 1% of the pop. or about 60 million people but it is real. And im not trying to fight homosexual urges as someone thought. I just dont desire love or anything related to it. Its as simple as that.
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-07-2008, 06:09 AM
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actually look asexuality on up wikipedia.org. It is a some what rare sexual orientation only affecting around 1% of the pop. or about 60 million people but it is real. And im not trying to fight homosexual urges as someone thought. I just dont desire love or anything related to it. Its as simple as that.
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Oh, you mean you're FRIGID.
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06-07-2008, 06:56 AM
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actually look asexuality on up wikipedia.org. It is a some what rare sexual orientation only affecting around 1% of the pop. or about 60 million people but it is real. And im not trying to fight homosexual urges as someone thought. I just dont desire love or anything related to it. Its as simple as that.
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So you're saying you have no preference and no desire, you're just a scarecrow, a plaything for SATAN, to be tossed about flapping in the wind?
You should get the sweet love of ...
JESUS!
... before He drops your sorry neuter buns into the furnace of Hell for all eternity, tadpole guy!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-07-2008, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Libertarian-FTW
actually look asexuality on up wikipedia.org. It is a some what rare sexual orientation only affecting around 1% of the pop. or about 60 million people but it is real.
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Nearly anything in the world is referred to as a "sexual orientation" in that wretched wickedpedia website. I'm not impressed.
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-09-2008, 07:36 PM
Libertarians are groovy *high five*
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06-09-2008, 07:41 PM
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Libertarians are groovy *high five*
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Libertarians appear decent enough folks on the surface for us Christians, with their whole destroy the government and take everything they can and screw everyone else. We have a big problem with their atheism. Fortunately, like most atheists, Libertarians are clueless fools and don't realize that by destroying the government they are just paving the way for us Christians to create the American Theocracy that Jesus wants.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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06-09-2008, 07:43 PM
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Libertarians appear decent enough folks on the surface for us Christians, with their whole destroy the government and take everything they can and screw everyone else. We have a big problem with their atheism. Fortunately, like most atheists, Libertarians are clueless fools and don't realize that by destroying the government they are just paving the way for us Christians to create the American Theocracy that Jesus wants.
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I won't argue with your delusions if you won't argue with mine :]
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06-09-2008, 07:47 PM
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I won't argue with your delusions if you won't argue with mine :]
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Of course not, there will be no arguement when we put you up against the wall for unbelief once Biblical law is the law of the land friend.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-10-2008, 01:28 AM
Oh dear, it seems we're having another 4-Channel/Ebalm's World invasion. Everyone be extremely careful about the links you click until this blows over. Video links could very well be rip-rolls or the girl cup video.
Just a warning...
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-13-2008, 10:06 PM
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Libertarians are groovy *high five*
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Libertarians need to repent and stop their carpet-licking, man-hating, dungaree-wearing, demonic dildonic lifestyle and give it up to Jesus for a change. Throw that super-satanic-strap-on in the garbage and let your fingers walk on the pages of the KJV instead of your homersackshul lover's naughty bitz. Repent evil thespians! Get a man! Get married!! Get SAVED!!!
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-14-2008, 02:28 AM
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Libertarians are groovy *high five*
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Where's Hitoshi? He had a penchant for high-5-ing everyone in sight. That little jap wanted so dearly to be a true American--it's a pity he couldn't see that being an American was more about accepting Jesus as your Savior and less about hot dog and high-5's (not that they're not important, but they are not as important as Jesus, who invented them).
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-14-2008, 03:14 AM
Paul implies that it is something admirable to remain celibate.
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-14-2008, 03:23 AM
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Paul implies that it is something admirable to remain celibate.
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And exactly how does that relate to this thread? Kindly quote from the Bible if you're going to make reference to it. We aren't about to take the word of a wad of unsaved scum, now are we.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Im not straight and I choose not to change. -
06-24-2008, 09:35 PM
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Paul implies that it is something admirable to remain celibate.
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Paul doesn't imply anything. He's very clear on the subject. Your naughty-bitz are for two purposes: makin' babies and going pee-pee.
He said if you just can't help yourself (from committing 'sins of the flesh') you should take a wife, but as one Notorious V.A.G. is just like any other, you should only take one. Which is why we have monogamy today.
Now some homers want you to think that the Apostle Paul was a self-hating closet homer himself. Hogwash. My theory is that the Apostle Paul took one of Jesus' optional Commandments to heart and had his doorknockers removed for the sake of the Kingdom of Heaven.
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