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Default Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-23-2010, 09:35 PM

I have a question. I read so much hate on this forum that it makes me wonder if you people ever have fun. Do you? Or are you always busy worrying about everything away that is not normal in your eyes?
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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-23-2010, 09:42 PM

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I have a question. I read so much hate on this forum that it makes me wonder if you people ever have fun. Do you? Or are you always busy worrying about everything away that is not normal in your eyes?
Friend, we have to worry about Muslim terrorists breaking down the gates of Freehold and dragging us off to a FEMA death panels all because we are good Christians. Does that sound like we have time for "fun"? We're in survival mode here in the face of incredible persecution. We exist day to day. Fun has nothing to do with it.



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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-23-2010, 09:49 PM

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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-23-2010, 09:57 PM

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I have a question. I read so much hate on this forum
What have you read that is hateful?

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that it makes me wonder if you people ever have fun. Do you? Or are you always busy worrying about everything away that is not normal in your eyes?
We have more fun than you might think. Between celebrating all the births of new Soldiers for Christ, converting the unsaved, lobbying politicians to enact policies we know God cares about, we have great joy.


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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-23-2010, 10:38 PM

Joy? All the time!

I feel so joyful when I feed my men. To see them relaxing after dinner while I clean up brings me utmost joy.

I felt joy when my sons were born, when they learned to walk, and through their constant developments.

I feel joy when a litter of puppies is born.

I feel joy when one of my dogs gains a new title.

There's lots of joy in life. Just because we don't live in the gutter rolling in our sin does not mean that we don't enjoy life.


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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-23-2010, 10:48 PM

I feel joy when i study the holy bible. Or when i pray to Jesus
But the life is not that easy all the time. Too many sinners are out there, which need help. And the world is getting more and more godless. After all, when Jesus comes back then its time for joy all the time
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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-23-2010, 11:04 PM

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I continually feel the Joy of Jesus' Love.

I have fun by serving the Lord, which is our entire purpose in life. That's why God created humans.

I have never worried that something was "not normal in my eyes". Well, except that time I had a migraine that lasted three days, and had double vision for a couple of weeks. That was something definitely not normal in my eyes. I even had to ask members of my congregation to read me Scripture because I could not!

But I prayed, and over about 14-16 days God healed the minor damage done to my 4th cranial nerve by the opthalmoplegic migraine, and my eye straightened out. Glory!

He also directed me to a doctor who warned me that migraines could actually cause permanent nerve damage or trigger strokes, and made sure that I take preventive measures. And you think He doesn't work in mysterious ways!

Oops, off topic a bit there.

Nobody here really cares -- for our own pleasure or displeasure -- what sins you might commit, as long as you don't harm others in the process. What we do care about is the fate of your immortal soul. We want you to know not what we like or hate, but what God likes or hates.

When you do things that God hates, He sends you to Hell. Do you want to go to Hell, friend? Would it be loving or hateful to warn you?

Would it be loving or hateful NOT to warn you?

Imagine you are babysitting a neighbor's 3-year-old. You're making fudge on the stove. If you've ever made fudge -- I've watched women from my congregation do it -- you know that you have to cook it slowly to a high temperature, well above boiling, and it's thick and gooey. If you spill it on yourself, it will stick and cause terrible burns.

Now, imagine the child wanders over and tries to grab the handle of the pan. Is it the loving thing to do to stand back and watch, because it is what the child wants to do? Or is the loving thing to yell, "NO!" and snatch the child away, then explain why you did that, even if it makes the child cry?


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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 12:16 AM

You should see my face just light up at the thought of all those sinners burning in hell (and here's the best part ) FOREVER!!


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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 01:11 AM

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart
Where?
Down in my heart!
Where?
Down in my heart!
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart
Down in my heart to stay



And I'm so happy
So very happy
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart
Down in my heart
And I'm so happy
So very happy
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart.



I've got the love of Jesus, love of Jesus
Down in my heart
Where?
Down in my heart!
Where?
Down in my heart!
I've got the love of Jesus, love of Jesus
Down in my heart
Where?
Down in my heart to stay.



And I'm so happy
So very happy
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart
Down in my heart
And I'm so happy
So very happy
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart.



I've got the peace that passes understanding
Way down in the depths of my heart!
Where?
Down in the depths of my heart!
Where?
Down in the depths of my heart!
I've got the peace that passes understanding
Way down in the depths of my heart!
Down in my heart to stay



And I'm so happy
So very happy
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart
Down in my heart
And I'm so happy
So very happy
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart.



And if the Devil doesn't like it
He can sit on a tack!
Ouch!
Sit on a tack!
Ouch!
Sit on a tack!
And if the Devil doesn't like it
He can sit on a tack!
Ouch!
Sit on a tack to stay!



And I'm so happy
So very happy
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart
Down in my heart
And I'm so happy
So very happy
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart.

That about sums it up for me


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 01:34 AM

Of True Christian's have fun. Our fun is not like you atheist's for your own pleasure, but is done in keeping with the Lord.

Colossians 3:17 And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.

Job 8
20 Behold, God will not cast away a perfect man, neither will he help the evil doers:
21 Till he fill thy mouth with laughing, and thy lips with rejoicing.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 02:56 AM

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Of course we feel joy. We feel the GREATEST of joys - that which only accepting Jesus Christ into your heart can bring. Surely even unbelievers have read Psalm 23:1-6.

"Fun" is another matter, because to me that word reeks of sloth. If you're not doing the work of the Lord, then you'll have plenty of time regretting all that "fun" you had, in hell. "Fun" is the road to damnation.

Are you sure you're not confusing hate with the love for Our Lord?

"Worry" is another word that you seem to have twisted. Let's say you stumble into traffic. Shouldn't you worry? Let's say that your grades are not good enough to get into college. Shouldn't you be worried? If you didn't worry, you'd end up living in the streets with other sinners.
The same goes for the mortal soul. With society crumbling into sin and depravity around us, and technology opening up even more roads to hell, one must be vigilant if one is to keep ones soul clean and virtuous for the Lord.
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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 04:44 AM

Joy fills my heart whenever I sing out praises to Jesus. When prayers are answered and some troubled soul turns to the Lord, I get so giddy that I often pass out.



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I feel exalted in the love of Jesus Christ all the time.

It is better than mere 'joy'.


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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 05:47 PM

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...if you people ever have fun...
...are you always busy worrying about everything away that is not normal in your eyes?
I do not need 'fun' as you may understand it I am having good times with CHRIST!!!

I don't have to worry as long as I follow the teachings in the Bible, accept Jesus as my savior I WILL go to Heaven! GLORY!!!

The only worry I may have have is will I see you there?
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22Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart. 23But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.
24And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient,
25In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth;
26And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will


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23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 08:47 PM

My greatest JOY and SATISFACTION comes from being a True Christian™ and hating False Christians, Mooslims, Cathlyks, Atheists and all other forms of unsaved trash

I get even more JOY and COMFORT in knowing that they will endure an agonising eternal existence burning slowly in the sulfur pits of HELL

I am a happy and content man thanks to Jesus


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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 09:14 PM

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My greatest JOY and SATISFACTION comes from being a True Christian™ and hating False Christians, Mooslims, Cathlyks, Atheists and all other forms of unsaved trash

I get even more JOY and COMFORT in knowing that they will endure an agonising eternal existence burning slowly in the sulfur pits of HELL

I am a happy and content man thanks to Jesus
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I continually feel the Joy of Jesus' Love.

I have fun by serving the Lord, which is our entire purpose in life. That's why God created humans.

I have never worried that something was "not normal in my eyes". Well, except that time I had a migraine that lasted three days, and had double vision for a couple of weeks. That was something definitely not normal in my eyes. I even had to ask members of my congregation to read me Scripture because I could not!

But I prayed, and over about 14-16 days God healed the minor damage done to my 4th cranial nerve by the opthalmoplegic migraine, and my eye straightened out. Glory!

He also directed me to a doctor who warned me that migraines could actually cause permanent nerve damage or trigger strokes, and made sure that I take preventive measures. And you think He doesn't work in mysterious ways!

Oops, off topic a bit there.

Nobody here really cares -- for our own pleasure or displeasure -- what sins you might commit, as long as you don't harm others in the process. What we do care about is the fate of your immortal soul. We want you to know not what we like or hate, but what God likes or hates.

When you do things that God hates, He sends you to Hell. Do you want to go to Hell, friend? Would it be loving or hateful to warn you?

Would it be loving or hateful NOT to warn you?

Imagine you are babysitting a neighbor's 3-year-old. You're making fudge on the stove. If you've ever made fudge -- I've watched women from my congregation do it -- you know that you have to cook it slowly to a high temperature, well above boiling, and it's thick and gooey. If you spill it on yourself, it will stick and cause terrible burns.

Now, imagine the child wanders over and tries to grab the handle of the pan. Is it the loving thing to do to stand back and watch, because it is what the child wants to do? Or is the loving thing to yell, "NO!" and snatch the child away, then explain why you did that, even if it makes the child cry?
Hey Rev? That was really well written. Honstely! Im not sarcastic or making fun. I really liked it. That was what i have hoped from this forum.

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You should see my face just light up at the thought of all those sinners burning in hell (and here's the best part ) FOREVER!!
Again, youre very personally hatefull....

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I am a happy and content man thanks to Jesus
Warner... i cant find words really. I mean i can really understand you can feel joy and satisfaction with being a True Christian. Thats very understandble! But you write: "....and hating"... I really think that hating takes so much of your energy, which could be used to praise your believes, and the things that gives you joy and satisfaction.
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Warner... i cant find words really. I mean i can really understand you can feel joy and satisfaction with being a True Christian. Thats very understandble! But you write: "....and hating"... I really think that hating takes so much of your energy, which could be used to praise your believes, and the things that gives you joy and satisfaction.
A TRUE Christian is absolutely full of it when it comes to Christ's Love friend. That is why we are so happy, even in the face of incessant persecution from haters like you.



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A TRUE Christian is absolutely full of it when it comes to Christ's Love friend. That is why we are so happy, even in the face of incessant persecution from haters like you.
I do not hate at all. And im not persecuting or persecuted....
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Default Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy? - 08-24-2010, 10:13 PM

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Thats funny! Where did you found that?
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