I think that the Discovery Channel must be the worst thing on TV. Even the porn networks don't disguise themselves as family-friendly edutainment.
Daily Planet: a fake "news" show, if you watched this, you'd end up believing that every day there's a new invention, or discovery, or innovation, or whatnot. It completely ignores all the unprecedented and utterly newsworthy disasters, crimes, wars, scandals, and examples of degeneracy that prove that we are living The Last Days. You'd think you were living back in my childhood, when nothing bad happened in the world so there was no need to watch the news.
Mythbusters: Using the false Scientific method, instead of
the True Scientific Method, these lunatics exhibit pyromania at its worst. And if they really want to bust myths, why have they never taken on Mormonism ("Does magic underwear really work?") Or Catholics ("Does eating the flesh of Christ cause cholesterol problems? If you barf after drinking communion wine, does blood come up? And can we do a DNA test on that blood to figure out Christ's race?")
Megaworld Third-World-Cesspool of the Day: They go to industrial areas in America, interview refugees, and then pretend that they're actually in the country that the person fled. Everybody knows South Korea can only grow cabbage, and is so poor it can't even defend itself from North Korea without America doing it for them. And Europe, under socialism, being filled with innovative, high tech industry and brilliant inventors? Don't make me laugh.
Man VS Wild, other survival shows Don't tell me you're drinking urine and eating food only consumed by foreigners because you have to survive. You chose to be there! And of course they're too politically correct to do the one episode we really need to see: how to survive if your car breaks down in a black or mexican neighbourhood.