[Dennis Lukes]

1559 - Elizabeth I becomes Queen of England. Jesus weeps (John 11:35) that His then-favorite country is run by a girl.

1759 - The British Museum opens. It will proceed to spit in Christ's face by collecting, preserving, and displaying loads of pagan trash from Egypt, Greece, Babylon, Renaissance Italy, and other worthless countries in stark defiance of Deuteronomy 12:3.



1870 - In a Harper's Weekly political cartoon by Thomas Nast, the Democrats are for the very first time depicted as the braying jackasses they are (Numbers 22:29).


1889 - The Pemberton Medicine Company, later to be renamed the Coca Cola Corporation, is incorporated. They will go on to offend the Lord thy God in a number of ways.


1919 - Shout glory! The filthy Jew communists Rosa Luxemburg and Karl Liebknecht are tortured, murdered, and dumped into a river by a right-wing militia, thwarting their wicked attempts to conquer Germany. From there, Jesus picks up the slack and drags them into Hell.


1929 - Yet another worthless negro is born.


1947 - Elizabeth Short, a wannabe actress, becomes more famous in death than she ever could have been in life by being murdered and horrifically mutilated, and then nicknamed the "Black Dahlia." The murderer is never found, but given that this happened in Los Angeles, it was almost definitely a Jewish ritual murder perpetrated by movie studio executives.


1967 - Super Bowl I is played in Los Angeles. The Kansas City Chiefs lose to the Green Bay Packers 35-10. Maybe if they hadn't chose a name that glorifies pagan injuns, God would've helped them win touchdowns like He does for Tim Tebow.


2001 - The Jews launch Wikipedia as part of their goal for world domination.



2009 - Canadian suicide bombers launch a terrorist attack on US Airways Flight 1549, forcing it to land in the Hudson River. Their links to al Qaeda are later uncovered by the Pentagon.