Focus on Family - Christian Parenting A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more! |
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 13
Join Date: Apr 2008
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:37 AM
Yawn, garbage. No one has anything intelligent to say about my argument. Of course. Logic always prevails.
|
|
Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,677
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil
Yawn, garbage. No one has anything intelligent to say about my argument. Of course. Logic always prevails.
|
We don't use logic friend. We use Faith!
God commands us what to do and what not to do. He made a cool manual for us that is called the KJV Bible (1611). We follow his word to the T.
If you have a problem with that, you have to take it up with God.
Exodus 11:8
All these officials of yours will come to me, bowing down before me and saying, 'Go, you and all the people who follow you!' After that I will leave." Then Moses, hot with anger, left Pharaoh.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 13
Join Date: Apr 2008
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:44 AM
piffle God, if this is what he spawns, then I'll have nothing to do with him. Do everyone a favor, and shoot yourselves before some one has to go to jail for doing it.
|
|
Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,677
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:47 AM
Friend, as you are an expert in networking (BWAHAHA) you probably know that we have all the information we need to know who you are. So, making a few death threats is not the brightest thing you have done today.
I have given this information to the DoF. Expect a knock on your door soon.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 30
Join Date: Apr 2008
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil
I work hard for 40 hours a week and attend college where I study a degree in Networking.
|
Cooooooooool! I nevr knew ya could get a degree in myspace an bebo. Wow! That sound lik a pretty awesome college ta me, dude!
|
|
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
|
|
Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 02:02 PM
This thread has become my new favorite. Pretending to know things you don't know, then arguing with people who really do know...now that's the height of comedy!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
|
hateful Danish communis
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 266
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 02:11 PM
*facepalm* Look, they, nor anyone else here is the devil. Just because they are bible-thumping TC's does not mean they are the devil!
Gah, I HATE it when people come in and assume that!
THEY ARE NOT CRAZY!
THEY ARE JUST FOLLOWING THE TEACHINGS OF THEIR BIBLE!
(a little bit cranky sometimes, but nonetheless not crazy)
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 30
Join Date: Apr 2008
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 02:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magikarp
*facepalm* Look, they, nor anyone else here is the devil.
|
I am the devil, wud u lik an apple???
|
hateful Danish communis
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 266
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 03:43 PM
Not really.
Oh, and what a wonderful change! You've managed to abstain from saying 'asshat' in at least 1 post!
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,840
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nice house on Nob Hill
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS
This thread has become my new favorite ...
... now that's the height of comedy!
|
I couldn't agree more, Sister! Having myself a giggle (Jesus forgive noddy)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 30
Join Date: Apr 2008
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-26-2008, 12:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magikarp
Not really.
Oh, and what a wonderful change! You've managed to abstain from saying 'asshat' in at least 1 post!
|
The jokes on u, asshat! Ya cant do somethin if ya don kno what it means! I don even kno what an 'asbtain' means, so doubt if I coulda done it!
What an asshat!
|
hateful Danish communis
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 266
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-26-2008, 02:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sperman
|
Did you go to school? Were you dropped on the head as a baby or something?
I can't imagine someone actually being as stupid as you naturally. And even then there's spellcheck, which you obviously don't use.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-26-2008, 03:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magikarp
Did you go to school? Were you dropped on the head as a baby or something?
I can't imagine someone actually being as stupid as you naturally. And even then there's spellcheck, which you obviously don't use.
|
Listen, he's a genius compared to some of the anime creeps and goth tards we get. It gets worse, believe me.
My theory is that the sodomy you all commit slowly rots your brain.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
hateful Danish communis
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 266
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-26-2008, 05:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
It gets worse, believe me.
|
Yea, I believe you, considering that you've had to deal with them for almost 2 years now, and perhaps even longer ago on the Voy forums.
Perhaps Chuckie Cheese and Fallen Angel could have a challenge to see who has, if any, more intelligence. I'd say the results for that would be quite hilarious I mean interesting.
|
hateful Danish communis
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 266
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-26-2008, 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sperman
The jokes on you, asshat! You can't do something if you don't know what it means! I don't even know what an ' abstain' means, so doubt if I could have done it!
What an asshat!
|
That took at least 5 minutes to correct! Seriously, you can't be that bad at spelling!
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|