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Hello -
07-01-2015, 02:46 AM
Hello. I am here to hopefully have intelligent, meaningful discussions. I would tell you things like my name and location, but since I am DividingByZero, my answer cannot be defined and thus I would prefer to remain anonymous. However, I can assure you that I base things off of what I can observe or calculate myself or with a group of trusted people. Take that statement however you wish. Also, I am a straight, white male living in the USA, in case that helps. All other information I am unwilling to disclose.
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Hello -
07-01-2015, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by DividingByZero
Hello. I am here to hopefully have intelligent, meaningful discussions. I would tell you things like my name and location, but since I am DividingByZero, my answer cannot be defined and thus I would prefer to remain anonymous. However, I can assure you that I base things off of what I can observe or calculate myself or with a group of trusted people. Take that statement however you wish. Also, I am a straight, white male living in the USA, in case that helps. All other information I am unwilling to disclose.
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How very cryptic. Are you saved?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hello -
07-01-2015, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by DividingByZero
Hello. I am here to hopefully have intelligent, meaningful discussions. I would tell you things like my name and location, but since I am DividingByZero, my answer cannot be defined and thus I would prefer to remain anonymous. However, I can assure you that I base things off of what I can observe or calculate myself or with a group of trusted people. Take that statement however you wish. Also, I am a straight, white male living in the USA, in case that helps. All other information I am unwilling to disclose.
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What part of UNSAVED NOT WELCOME did you understand?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Location: In the midst of His Will®
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Re: Hello -
07-01-2015, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by DividingByZero
Hello. I am here to hopefully have intelligent, meaningful discussions. I would tell you things like my name and location, but since I am DividingByZero, my answer cannot be defined and thus I would prefer to remain anonymous. However, I can assure you that I base things off of what I can observe or calculate myself or with a group of trusted people. Take that statement however you wish. Also, I am a straight, white male living in the USA, in case that helps. All other information I am unwilling to disclose.
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Wow, what a retard!
Fortunately, Jesus has endorsed a treatment for your condition:
Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Hello -
07-01-2015, 11:23 AM
Sorry pal, but unless you tell us your name and who your pastor is, we have no reason to trust you.
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Location: on a Mission
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Re: Hello -
07-01-2015, 04:55 PM
This is just weird. What are you doing here?
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
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Re: Hello -
07-01-2015, 07:52 PM
Why do I feel suspicious about the person's claim to be a straight, white American guy? A True American is proud of who God created them to be because of His greatness. I don't trust him.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Hello -
07-02-2015, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
Why do I feel suspicious about the person's claim to be a straight, white American guy? A True American is proud of who God created them to be because of His greatness. I don't trust him.
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I can smell the taint of sodomy upon him, sister.
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Re: Hello -
07-02-2015, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by DividingByZero
Hello. I am here to hopefully have intelligent, meaningful discussions. I would tell you things like my name and location, but since I am DividingByZero, my answer cannot be defined and thus I would prefer to remain anonymous. However, I can assure you that I base things off of what I can observe or calculate myself or with a group of trusted people. Take that statement however you wish. Also, I am a straight, white male living in the USA, in case that helps. All other information I am unwilling to disclose.
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God knows who you are and can see all of the wicked, evil and perverted deeds you engage in. You can't hide your sinful acts from God's eyes.....Enjoy your trip to hell sodomite!
1 Corinthians 3:20
The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken……..…Amen!
The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!
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And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)
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Re: Hello -
07-03-2015, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by DividingByZero
Hello. I am here to hopefully have intelligent, meaningful discussions. I would tell you things like my name and location, but since I am DividingByZero, my answer cannot be defined and thus I would prefer to remain anonymous. However, I can assure you that I base things off of what I can observe or calculate myself or with a group of trusted people. Take that statement however you wish. Also, I am a straight, white male living in the USA, in case that helps. All other information I am unwilling to disclose.
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Pretending to speak in tongues. Divide blasphemy by zero and you're left with the burning flames of Aeternal Damnation. There is no other salvation for a Sodomite.
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Re: Hello -
07-04-2015, 05:35 AM
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I can smell the taint of sodomy upon him, sister.
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Brother, thank you for insuring that Christ's love and power is even greater than the feebleness of my mind to insure I can tell the unsaved trash from the True Christian Men of the world.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Hello -
07-05-2015, 12:47 AM
I bet he is a flaming homosexual who is to much of a sissy to tell any truth as to who he or she is. However it could also be one of those people who feels they were born in the wrong body.
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Re: Hello -
07-05-2015, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by DividingByZero
Hello. I am here to hopefully have intelligent, meaningful discussions.
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Let me remind you that this is not a forum in which to have "intelligent, meaningful discussions". Here, we praise God and encourage the flock to follow the literal interpretation of ancient biblical scripture. If you feel the need to engage in useless intellectual debate and discuss your subjective opinions with other smarty pants liberals like yourself, I suggest you either attend a city council meeting or join AA.
The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!
The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!
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And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)
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