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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
04-05-2013, 01:33 AM
a real homosexual mans car, a mitsu-tashi 3000 Grand Touring Rocket
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
05-21-2013, 02:09 AM
Can someone please fill me in how does driving a car make you gay? Does that mean since i drive a 1970 oldsmobile, as the one pictured here, i am gay?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...g?t=1256849252
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
05-21-2013, 02:15 AM
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No my friend, that Cutlass is one of the least gay cars I have ever seen!
I'm a bit concerned, however, about your user name here on this site. "LadyBoys4Lyfe" strikes me as the type of user name that could very well cause you to turn gay.
Have you considered changing it to something manlier or Godlier?
Why not call yourself "BibleReader4Life," for example?
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
05-21-2013, 02:57 AM
All of you homophobic, racist, closed minded mormons, i have met people with down syndrome smarter than you, i hope you all masturbate again and cum in each others eye, you bunch of retarded sheep piffleers.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
05-21-2013, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by LadyBoys4Lyfe
All of you homophobic, racist, closed minded mormons, i have met people with down syndrome smarter than you, i hope you all masturbate again and cum in each others eye, you bunch of retarded sheep piffleers.
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Dear Godmocking Maggot;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
05-21-2013, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by LadyBoys4Lyfe
All of you homophobic, racist, closed minded mormons, i have met people with down syndrome smarter than you, i hope you all masturbate again and cum in each others eye, you bunch of retarded sheep piffleers.
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After I take the time to pay your Oldsmobile Cutlass such a nice compliment and give you pointers on choosing a good screen name, this is the thanks I get?
You are a horrible person.
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