[Gabriel Reproba]

Greetings, Ladies. I apologize for intruding upon your ladies-only forum, but I wanted to let you know that the instructional film you asked the budgetary committee to order for you has been delivered. I wanted to make sure we got the right one. It is the one about what to do if the Apocalypse happens during the holidays, right? I think so because the first tip the film has is how to manage your pies during the Apocalypse and I distinctly remember Mistress Cookie saying she would be very worried that a zombie might eat her pie during the Apocalypse. Let me know if I have the right film.

The short version is available on You Tube:

[HTannor]

First of all, please, Ladies, forgive me for encroaching on your private forum.

Brother Reproba’s warning is quite timely.

I was researching just such an issue and discovered this case: State v Craven, 1978, 2nd District.

Mr. Craven unleashed a horde of zombies on a small town in Pennsylvania in 1975. The local residents armed themselves accordingly and dispatched said zombies in the most gruesome methods imaginable.

The court found for the locals using the well established youse housus is youse castleous and exonerated all of them.

(An Amicus Briefus filed by the NRA was found compelling.)

[BelieverInGod]

Okay, so it's Lock doors -> Preheat oven -> bar windows -> THEN bake pies.

I think I'm going to have to keep repeating that to myself until it's second nature.