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Guns Re: Hello Again - 08-17-2018, 10:11 AM

Here is some homework for you: where else does the Bible talk about killing?

Hint: start looking in Deuteronomy and Numbers.Hint 2: you can check out some of the relevant threads in my signature.

I'd do it for you but I'm currently stuck on my phone and I hate typing on this thing. (And copying/pasting is even worse).
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Default Re: Hello - 08-17-2018, 02:25 PM

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I am saddened that Bible verses awake in your soul such perverse thoughts.
I'm saddened I posted a Bible verse about seeking the truth and the was removed and considered ego porn


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 04:15 AM

Judges is also an encouraging read, especially in times of doubt such as afflict those who reject The Truth and God's Plan for Salvation. This was a time before Israelite kings when the land was overseen by Judges. Two in particular stand out whether in days of plenty or days of turning away from God.



DEBORAH

Judges 4:4 – 5:31


JEPHTHAH

Judges 10:15 – 12:7


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Judges 4:4 – 12:7
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 07:59 AM

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Has anybody here seen the movie Machine Gun Preacher with Gerard Butler. It's a true story about Sam Childers who's a Christian and he goes to Sudan and there he fights Joseph Kony a terrorist who trains children to be soildiers and commits terrorist acts. He his a very figure in Christianity as he uses violence against Joseph Koney's army and breaks the sixth commandment which is against killing. What is your opinion on him?
Hold on there young fella! Mr Konny is a devout Christian. If Jesus commands some one to do a killing, even commands someone to do a genocide who are you to question your creator?

That’s pretty hateful. Isn’t that this new so called hate speech? I’m sure the Admins will be passing your comment to their joo lawyers any time soon for examination, I expect.

Jesus decides who Godly Mr Monny kills, not you: that is very arrogant of you.

Deuteronomy 32:39 See now that I, I am He, And there is no god besides Me; It is I who put to death and give life I have wounded and it is I who heal, And there is no one who can deliver from My hand

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 04:05 PM

I will check those verses out
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Thanks!
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 04:15 PM

Kony is not in the right
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 04:23 PM

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Kony is not in the right
So you are saying a devout follower of Jesus is in the wrong?

I don’t think this is the right place for you. Have you tried 4chan?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Kony is not in the right
Is that it, dear? We're just supposed to take your word for it? No Biblical support? No reasons? OneForChrist has spoken and everyone else suddenly agrees?


You should have been homeschooled.


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So you are saying a devout follower of Jesus is in the wrong?

I don’t think this is the right place for you. Have you tried 4chan?

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Kony kills which is a sin
Says who? The Lord thy God commands capital punishment for a number of reasons. He commands capital punishment for people who don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); witches (Exodus 22:17); homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13;Romans 1:24-32); fortune tellers (Leviticus 20:27) kids who hit their dads (Exodus 21:15); kids who curse their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); adulterers (Leviticus 20:10); non-Christians (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); atheists (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); false prophets (Zechariah 13:3); the entire town of one who worships another god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); and blasphemers (Leviticus 24:10-16). Just because something doesn't fall in line with modern morals, customs, or even common sense doesn't mean the LORD isn't behind it. What do you think it means to move in mysterious ways, dear? What makes you think all those killed were innocent?


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Is that it, dear? We're just supposed to take your word for it? No Biblical support? No reasons? OneForChrist has spoken and everyone else suddenly agrees?


You should have been homeschooled.
The only reason that he is wrong is that he tortures people and kills children
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The only reason that he is wrong is that he tortures people and kills children
If you want to get technical, Jesus tortures people and kills children too. Are you going to declare Him wrong based on your subjective 21st century western civilization inspired moral code and try to rally us against Him next?


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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 04:44 PM

Jesus never tortured people
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 04:50 PM

The deaths Jesus has promised will in many cases be AFTER an extended period of torment. He compares it to being stung by scorpions. He has promised this as The Lamb of God.

Jesus existed before the world was created. He is God after all. When infants have been drowned or incinerated by God the experience is not instant.
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 04:59 PM

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Jesus never tortured people
Nonsense, dear. One who has actually read the Holy Bible, the only tangible source of information for the faith they profess to have (both in their lives and in their usernames) knows Jesus gloats over the eternal and torturous punishment of billions of souls at his command (Mark 9:43-49; Matthew 18:7-9; 24:51; 25:40-46; 5:22; Luke 13:23-34; John 15:6, etc.), those very souls he shall never ever show even the minutest mercy (Luke 16:22-29). Furthermore, He endorses the legal execution of anyone who divorces and remarries (Matthew 5:31-32; 19:3-10), even of children who talk back to their parents (Mark 7:7-13), and, let’s be honest (Matthew 5:17-20), even gay men and raped women (and countless others), knowing each one of these souls would then go on to face an eternity of pain and torment (Matthew 13:40-42; 13:49-50).


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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 05:21 PM

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Jesus never tortured people
I’m sorry but are you unaware that every day people die of the most terrible conditions, diseases and industrial accidents? Who do you think has controlled every atom of the Universe since it’s creation nearly 6000 years ago?

That’s right: Jesus! Or do you think He absentmindedly or inatentively let’s bad things happen to the wrong people?

Not at all. When something terrible happens it is because Jesus made it happen.

Romans 5:3 And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience

For example when my grand father wasted away in agony from the cancer Jesus was teaching him the invaluable lesson of patience (which he would need in Hell because he didn’t even devout his whole life to Jesus).

And when he was Jesus was laughing His socks off.

Psalms 2:4 “He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.”

You know, I think you might not even be a Christian. Have you even read all of the Bible(KJV1612)?

God is love.

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Jesus never tortured people

You call yourself "OneForChrist" and yet you deny the very essence of our Sweet Lamb of God? Trust me, honeypot, when He returns in majesty, glory, honor, and power, it isn't going to be a Shirley Temple movie. My Jesus might well have an AR-15 in one Nail-Scarred Hand and a flame thrower in the other.


People like me have nothing to fear from that day, since we True Christians™ will be resting in His Bosom, oblivious to the carnage happening around us.


Prayer is your only answer, and His Mercy is your only hope.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 09:04 PM

I know that. He or God hasn't tortured anybody yet as the lake of fire hasn't been used yet
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-18-2018, 09:09 PM

That was God who did that And God will continue to torture sinners win the bowl judgements during the tribulation. In the end Jesus will send the antichrist and the false prophet to hell among many othe sinners. I meant to put he hasn't yet as the events haven't happened yet
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