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Stove Even a girl can have a computer! - 11-05-2010, 04:41 PM

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Default Re: Even a girl can have a computer! - 11-05-2010, 04:59 PM

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Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?




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Default Re: Even a girl can have a computer! - 11-05-2010, 05:04 PM

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Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?
Is it lazy to expect your waiter to bring you your food in a restaurant? Is it lazy to expect your mailman to bring you your mail?

Since when is it lazy to expect somebody to do their job?

Nice logic, lady.
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Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?
So, you think a man should work all week, then come home to a lazy woman who has done nothing but watch TV all day, then cook his own meals and clean the house and do the laundry, all while the cow he married sits around doing nothing?

A marriage is a partnership. The man earns the money, the woman spends it. But she also has to take care of the household.


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So, you think a man should work all week, then come home to a lazy woman who has done nothing but watch TV all day, then cook his own meals and clean the house and do the laundry, all while the cow he married sits around doing nothing?

A marriage is a partnership. The man earns the money, the woman spends it. But she also has to take care of the household.
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Femnazi's aren't going to be happy until the roles are completely reversed to what God intended. Although, I look at that picture and think that a man obviously made it since they're not exactly expert on how an iron works. Or maybe it was a femnazi, they know even less than men. At least my husband was able to rewire my iron when the cord got frayed.


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Femnazi's aren't going to be happy until the roles are completely reversed to what God intended.
I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.

Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.

I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.




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I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.

Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.

I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.

Wow. What an... interesting fantasy world you live in.
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Default Re: Even a girl can have a computer! - 02-06-2011, 06:18 PM

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I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.

Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.

I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.



I am a feminist but I am not a lesbian I like straight men who respect women and treat us equally.
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Default Re: Even a girl can have a computer! - 09-05-2016, 05:04 AM

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I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.

Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.

I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.

You've never really talked to a feminist have you?
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Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?
Men and women have different roles in life. Men work outside the home and make money while women take care of the home.

Men are in charge and women like you are supposed to follow.

1 Timothy 2:11-15 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

1 Peter 3:1-6 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; 2While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear. 3Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; 4But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. 5For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: 6Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

Proverbs 31:10-31 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
11The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
12She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
13She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
14She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
15She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
16She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
17She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
18She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.
19She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
20She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.
21She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
22She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
23Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.
24She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
25Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.
26She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.
27She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
28Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
29Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
30Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
31Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.

Titus 2:3-5 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
4That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
5To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.


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I read this and was scared for awhile! My husband allows me 2 hours of computer time SUPERVISED. I can Iron all I want. I can go on these forums only, as long as all my chores are done, and the dinner is cooked. He will let me start driving our school bus next week, SUPERVISED! I'm so excited!!!


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Rebuke Re: Even a girl can have a computer! - 01-28-2016, 02:02 PM

Not true!!! Satan will speak through the computer during the tribulation. Weak willed women will tend to answer romantic PM's sent from Pakistan.
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Not true!!! Satan will speak through the computer during the tribulation. Weak willed women will tend to answer romantic PM's sent from Pakistan.
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Grammar Nazi Re: Even a girl can have a computer! - 01-28-2016, 09:11 PM

My wife, Mrs. Hutchins is a typical woman. Anything technical more than an on/off switch of a light or the faucet of a sink is more than she can deal with. While she (like most women) try hard, bless their tiny hearts, God did not provide them with a head capable of understanding much more than the common domesticated dog. It is not her fault they are dim. It is how God organized life. He made the White man to understand and be in charge, women to service the man and the darkies to do the dirty work. A very straight forward and fair distribution of labor.
Romans 12:4-5
4 For as we have many members in one body, and all members have not the same office:
5 So we, being many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.

1 Corinthians 12:14-27
14 For the body is not one member, but many.
15 If the foot shall say, Because I am not the hand, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body?
16 And if the ear shall say, Because I am not the eye, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body?
17 If the whole body were an eye, where were the hearing? If the whole were hearing, where were the smelling?
18 But now hath God set the members every one of them in the body, as it hath pleased him.
19 And if they were all one member, where were the body?
20 But now are they many members, yet but one body.
21 And the eye cannot say unto the hand, I have no need of thee: nor again the head to the feet, I have no need of you.
22 Nay, much more those members of the body, which seem to be more feeble, are necessary:
23 And those members of the body, which we think to be less honourable, upon these we bestow more abundant honour; and our uncomely parts have more abundant comeliness.
24 For our comely parts have no need: but God hath tempered the body together, having given more abundant honour to that part which lacked.
25 That there should be no schism in the body; but that the members should have the same care one for another.
26 And whether one member suffer, all the members suffer with it; or one member be honoured, all the members rejoice with it.
27 Now ye are the body of Christ, and members in particular.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I'm a blessed woman to have a husband who works hard all day saving souls, comes home, disciplines me, and only then, relax. All I have to do is clean the house, keep his favorite meals on the table, help my husband, rear my children, and such. I do so little compared to him, and I'm grateful for the Lord's umbrella system.


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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