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Jesus' eternal love Sinless Masturbation after Hand Transplant - 10-02-2019, 03:19 AM

Sinless Masturbation after Hand Transplant - A Case Study.
Elmer G. White
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Previously, our own impeccable community has determined that male masturbation is gay sex due to the inescapable fact that the hand giving the satisfaction to the copulatory organ is that of a man (Leviticus 18:22). I present here an important exception to this general rule based on the experiences of a good friend, a Godly man and a relatively good preacher, who wishes to remain anonymous, as he frequents these discussion boards and does not wish to raise too much envy (Job 5:2).

This anonymous man, one of our own, was spreading the gospel in the South American (Messican) with his obedient wife (who took care of the catering) jungles when they were attacked by a group of local savages armed with machetes. After the resulting mayhem and a lot of efficient prayers, the life of the man was saved, as Jesus still had plans for him. However, his wife perished after a well-landed precise strike of the weapons, and the man suffered serious injuries, the worst of which was that his right hand was amputated.



But he had lots of preaching to do, blessings to give and sermons to write. And he was - similar to all God-fearing men, right-handed. What to do?

Fortunately the mission had a gasoline-driven generator and a portable fridge to cool their refreshments. So the man preserved some crucial body parts of his wife, while the savages apparently consumed the hand that had given blessings and healings and invited more heathens to Jesus than the number of fingers of that hand had been.

To cut the story short, the man had wisely married a woman of the same blood type to avoid marriage across racial boundaries (Deuteronomy 7:3). Thus, the deceased wife was the perfect donor for a hand transplant. After a quick Prayer with Jesus informing that, indeed, in this rare case he should trust the doctors, the man received the hand of his wife and was, once again, able to do the Lord's Work in an efficient manner. Praise Jesus who let his wife to die in the hands of the savages to give this man a new hand!



Philippians 4:5
Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand.

Revelation 5:7
And he came and took the book out of the right hand of him that sat upon the throne.




Now, Brethren, a man needs release but only within the Godly heterosexual marriage (1 Corinthians 6:18). I am happy to tell you that this man has become an avid masturbator. He gets release at least once a day, even more often in-between his sermons. And IT IS NOT SIN. The hand he is using is a hand of a WOMAN. It is NOT homosexual. Furthermore, it is the hand of HIS WIFE! It is NOT adultery (Leviticus 20:10). You might raise the objection that the seed is spilled (Genesis 38:9), but it is NOT. Praise Jesus! In fact, the convulsions of this man during the phase of release are so weak that the spurts only travel a very short distance and most of the discharge lands on his wife's hand that is just performing her marital duties. (I know that it is complicated.) By the Grace and Miracle of Jesus, it is possible that the touching of his seed on his wife's now transplanted hand may lead into the miracle of pregnancy and birth, and I am proud to say that this man is trying this most vigorously.

And as the sense of touch in the transplanted hand will remain feeble, he fulfills the promise of Jesus!

Matthew 6:3
But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:


Conclusions: Masturbation includes marital duties performed with a transplanted arm and in this case it is WITHOUT SIN. Jesus sees all this and smiles approvingly and enjoys to watch how one of His chosen ones continues to do His work even after this unfortunate incident. God IS Great!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Sinless Masturbation after Hand Transplant - 10-02-2019, 01:27 PM

Hallelujah.I wish all the savages the best.
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Love Jesus Re: Sinless Masturbation after Hand Transplant - 04-11-2020, 09:56 PM

How would a pregnancy in the hand transplant work?

It is clearly explained in the Holy Bible that it is a woman of child bearing age that is able to become pregnant. The pregnancy happens in the womb according to Genesis 25:24 and John 16:21.That is the case even if the mother-to-be is carrying multiples (twins and triplets, rare but possible).


Women are the ones that have the bodily structure to breastfeed and nurse babies. Ruth 4:16 and Thessalonians 2:7




My conclusion from these bible verses is that masturbation with your hand or another, still leads to wasted seed. It is stated clearly in 1 Corinthians 6:18 and Leviticus 15:16-17.


In fact someone who is caught masturbating (because they are unable to stop their desires) should be castaway according to 1 Corinthians 9:27.

Amen.
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Rebuke Re: Sinless Masturbation after Hand Transplant - 04-12-2020, 05:18 AM

A while ago, based on a LOT of Prayer and my Life-Long Study of the Good Book I published the aforementioned Study in Creation Science. It had a pivotal point, as follows:
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By the Grace and Miracle of Jesus, it is possible that the touching of his seed on his wife's now transplanted hand may lead into the miracle of pregnancy and birth
Now. an incel has usurped the thread and - unfortunately - I have to pause my Prayer duties to reply.
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How would a pregnancy in the hand transplant work?

It is clearly explained in the Holy Bible that it is a woman of child bearing age that is able to become pregnant. The pregnancy happens in the womb according to Genesis 25:24 and John 16:21.That is the case even if the mother-to-be is carrying multiples (twins and triplets, rare but possible).

Women are the ones that have the bodily structure to breastfeed and nurse babies. Ruth 4:16 and Thessalonians 2:7

My conclusion from these bible verses is that masturbation with your hand or another, still leads to wasted seed. It is stated clearly in 1 Corinthians 6:18 and Leviticus 15:16-17.
In fact someone who is caught masturbating (because they are unable to stop their desires) should be castaway according to 1 Corinthians 9:27.

Amen.
Dear Incel Person,

The verses you cite refer to Sinners. However, the person I referred to in my more educated and Godly post was not a Sinner but a True Christian™ man. Becoming a True Christian™ means that you are re-born in Christ. What does that entail?

1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

As you have unnatural interest in semen, I am afraid that I must mention here that the "seed" in the verse above refers to God's seed and not the emissions of the "whosoever". Thus, whatever a True Christian™ does, it is compatible with what Jesus wants. The act does not determine its Immaculate nature, the doer of the act decides. In addition, I mentioned that Jesus can do anything. Why do you deny that? We must be weeping in desperation when He reads the lines you writ.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Scared Re: Sinless Masturbation after Hand Transplant - 04-13-2020, 03:56 PM

I have to admit, I am a bit uncomfortable with this subject on many levels.

First, the idea of masturbation bothers me and I get worked up. The mere idea of a hand firmly grasping a turgid male member, stroking it over and over and over until an eruption of Man Seed™ occurs is a thought I cannot shake.
Certainly if a man touches a member, it is absolutely homersexualistic interaction. Unless it is accidental as could easily occur in a locker room or say in a pool or mens room.
If though the abomination of medical mutilation, a man has another mans hand attached, it is pure perversion. Does the man whose hand was used have any say in what acts of degradation his body is going to be used for? If it is a woman's hand, is he also going to have to ask her to marry him? What kind of a sicko wants to marry a dead person. They are worthless after a week or so, unless you keep them well chilled.
Honestly, if it were not for the firm Hand of God holding me tightly, I'd be beside myself.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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