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Smile Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-21-2009, 10:51 PM

Today God killed four Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan, bringing the number of dead Canadians to 120. Here is the response from Fox News:





Here's a memorial where you can see these Canadian soldiers for yourself. Hard not to laugh at them, isn't it?
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-22-2009, 10:00 AM

OMG OMG OMG!!! Brother...... oh gee... let me catch my breath



Brother, I didn't even finish watching that video. It was so hysterical.

When it comes to putting a light-hearted spin on today's serious issues, no one outfoxes Fox. That the Fox News commentators could find so much that was funny about Canada, of all places, ought to give the Canadian tourist board a sledfull of new ideas for promoting their frozen little country, eh?


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-22-2009, 10:41 AM

Those guys on FOX NEWS are just great. That was a knee-slapper. Who says that Conservatives don't have a sense of humor??

I actually had no idea that Canada even had an army.


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-22-2009, 04:32 PM

I thought Canada was run by a Conservative government now? Why are they being such cowards?!
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-23-2009, 04:15 AM

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I thought Canada was run by a Conservative government now? Why are they being such cowards?!
Well there are plenty of folks who get mixed up on that one, Brother. You see in the People's Republic of Cannuckistan, they don't actually speak American. What they mean by the word "conservative" translates into God's favorite language as "bleeding heart liberal who hasn't decided whether he likes queers or not yet."


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-23-2009, 05:35 AM

It is, Canada is wicked country like the Russian junior! That Russia, 2nd is coolest, 2nd second is large to newly after the socialist person! Very did the country of paganism come how being the neighbor who has Godly America? The main thing works with mysterious method.
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I am sad for my inadequate English. In Russia we have, as it happens, no high schools, have I only primary education in English which I with my its own personal studying especially of king James has completed Bible. I am learn tryingeth my best, niettemin. Like for PayPal, I am sad but in Russia we have been possible give no money to any churches. As soon as I land to saint (America) bowl and under my husband' be; s care, I tithe already my income.
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-23-2009, 04:55 PM

That Greg Guttfeld guy makes me sick with his homosexual innuendo and sarcastic attacks at the Obama administration. I'm surprised they even let him host a show on Fox.


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-23-2009, 05:29 PM

LOL, that was a gut buster.

Jeb, warn people first, I was drinking coffee.

Dead soldier humor. haha.



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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-23-2009, 10:48 PM

O.K. Let me admit it. I'm not a Baptist and I don't follow any religion. I joined this group because I came across it on the internet and being a Canadian, thought I would read the remarks from members regarding the Fox News mockery of our military.

Now, I'm not one to be shocked easily but the first thing I notice is members complete ignorance of world history, other than your own, I'm sure.

I notice Pastor Ezekiel refers to the American language. I didn't know there was one but I am ready to be convinced by reasonable argument.

Heathen_Basher thought Canada was run by a Conservative government now? Yes, it is a Conservative government but I don't understand your reference "Why are they being such cowards?" Perhaps you would elaborate.

Larry Lee states when it comes to putting a light-hearted spin on today's serious issues, no one outfoxes Fox. Is it that lighthearted on a day when another four Canadian bodies are returned for burial after having been caught out by an IED, with another nine being injured? Did you think that the USA plays a lone role in Afghanistan? And if so did Fox News tell you that?

Pastor Ezekiel did not even know that Canada had an army. Well, I put that down to your schooling. It's my opinion that anything outside of the USA is totally irrelevant to teaching these days. Perhaps THIS site might enlighten him and even express enough interest that he use Google to find out about Canada and other world affairs.

To consider that program as humour leaves a sour taste in my mouth. To believe that the members here are actually a religious fraternity leaves me cold. That you could have such contempt for everything around you, other than yourselves shows me that the only God you believe in is of a heathen extraction.

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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 01:11 AM

I'm British and I didn't realise they had an army. I thought they just had that bloke of Due South and that was it.
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 03:31 AM

Full Text of Fox New's apology (video coming soon):

"We are deeply sorry that the soldiers (both of them) in the limp wristed Canadian military got their panties in a knot because our fair and balanced reporting hit too close to home.

We apologize for the trama we have inflicted on the lily-livered G.I. Janes of America's wimpiest state, Canada. We hope the PTSD wears off with enough hug and cry sessions.

We deeply regret that the military of the beaver-eating, mountie-mounting, Celine Dion-listening commune of Canada have a long history of being beaten up, at the Somme, Hong Kong, Dieppe, and whenever their wives have PMS.

Now is not the time to point fingers and play the blame game and waste vital time trying to figure out who mocked whose dead soldiers. We are profoundly sorry that Canada's soldiers, who use the Barney The Dinosaur theme song as their battle cry, don't realize this."

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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 03:35 AM

I'm sure San Francisco would be happy to hire those two to guard the gay sex parade.


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 03:43 AM



Leave it to those conservative cut-ups at Fox News to apologize with style.


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Question Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 04:18 AM

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Full Text of Fox New's apology (video coming soon):

"We are deeply sorry that the soldiers (both of them) in the limp wristed Canadian military got their panties in a knot because our fair and balanced reporting hit too close to home.

We apologize for the trama we have inflicted on the lily-livered G.I. Janes of America's wimpiest state, Canada. We hope the PTSD wears off with enough hug and cry sessions.

We deeply regret that the military of the beaver-eating, mountie-mounting, Celine Dion-listening commune of Canada have a long history of being beaten up, at the Somme, Hong Kong, Dieppe, and whenever their wives have PMS.

Now is not the time to point fingers and play the blame game and waste vital time trying to figure out who mocked whose dead soldiers. We are profoundly sorry that Canada's soldiers, who use the Barney The Dinosaur theme song as their battle cry, don't realize this."

Canada doesn't have two soldiers, is not an American state, etc. True Christians don't lie. Lying is a sin. Homosexuality is disgusting and perverted, but so is lying, so please explain your purpose for lying. What sort of Christian site permits this? And also; are you a member of the obviously Gay site that this photo was taken from? I find this sort of thing puzzling. Care to elaborate?

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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 04:28 AM

For the record, this is the actual apology Gutfield made.

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"We AT FOX NEWS are deeply sorry that the soldiers (both of them) in the limp wristed Canadian military got their panties in a knot because our fair and balanced reporting hit too close to home.

We apologize for the trama we have inflicted on the lily-livered G.I. Janes of America's wimpiest state, Canada. We hope the PTSD wears off with enough hug and cry sessions.

We deeply regret that the military of the beaver-eating, mountie-mounting, Celine Dion-listening commune of Canada have a long history of being beaten up, at the Somme, Hong Kong, Dieppe, and whenever their wives have PMS.

Now is not the time to point fingers and play the blame game and waste vital time trying to figure out who mocked whose dead soldiers. We are profoundly sorry that Canada's soldiers, who use the Barney The Dinosaur theme song as their battle cry, don't realize this."
You forgot the "at Fox News" part.

ps. If you wish to be perceived as a genuine spokesperson for God, try to be more Christian in your actions.

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For the record, this is the actual apology Gutfield made.




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Gutfield made that apology? More like Gutless!


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 04:38 AM

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Gutfield made that apology? More like Gutless!
I agree, Jenny. It's a coward that will not stand for the things he says after he says them. Jesus was nailed to a cross because He would not denounce His beliefs. Seems we didn't learn much from His sacrifice.
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 10:07 AM

My final comment shall be
It makes me sick to think that me, and all the other Brave soldiers, American, and Canadian would risk our lives, so that some people would laugh while we die. With that, it's time to say goodbye. May God have mercy on all of your souls, because I cannot. I've no further use for this site. Nuff said. Ba bye now.
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