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Angry Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! - 02-16-2018, 12:47 PM

I am deeply disturbed by the content of the following poster, which leads me to believe that the Vatican is training Aspergian females to infiltrate and spy on Bible-believing communities like Freehold because they are better at mimicking social skills than their male counterparts, whom I believe are being trained as Vatican black ops operatives due to their demonic intellect, pain resistance, and sadism. Apparently, Aspergians like to dress up as superheros and have the abilty to fly by demons. What should we do in regards to this matter? My guns are no longer functioning due to parts that Satan fractured with demons and bad weather.




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Default Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! - 02-16-2018, 02:31 PM

I would not worry too much.

1. It's only for female 'spergies, and there's approximately 2 of those.

2. People only care about 'spergies when they're children. just wait a few years and people will be surrounding their "wheelchairs" with "speedbumps" made of weaponized etiquette and needless complexity.

3. Currently only male 'spergies can be one-shot killed by calling them a "creep", but now that genderlessness is a thing, I say creep-shame 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

4. When children are brought to the Vatican, it's usually not for training purposes.
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Default Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! - 02-16-2018, 02:32 PM

At the cost of >60 euros/day, this is nothing more than a nifty business enterprise designed to get some money out of parents with retarded children.

Nothing to worry about, dear. Just the simple joys of capitalism: making people believe they need to spend money on something they actually don't need.
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Thumbs up Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! - 03-18-2018, 02:02 AM

God loves Aspies. Unlike homosexuality which is a choice it's just a person who views this sick world different. There's no problem, I'm no longer part of this sick world. I am part of the Body of Christ.

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This young man is a true man of God!

Religion says do, Jesus says done! Or better said: It is finished! (John 19:30)

It doesn't matter who you are, where you are from, Christ was a scapegoat to die for ALL sins, not just some. Sadly the Andersonites are limiting the Gospel.


We are commanded to judge, but not commanded to condemn. Everyone can become a member of the body of Christ by simply believing. (Romans 10:13)


I am not supporting a lifestyle of sin. Our mistakes have consequences. The Christian life is a life of reaping and sowing. God hates sins because they grieve us. I believe after our salvation they grieve us more than before:2 Peter 2:20: For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning.
Hebrews 12:6-8: For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

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Default Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! - 04-03-2018, 01:42 PM

Well us aspergics should start calling you neurotypians and start trashing you the way you're trashing us, as you obviously like doing it to us, so maybe it's time that you were forced to swallow your own medicine.
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Default Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! - 04-03-2018, 04:31 PM

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Well us aspergics should start calling you neurotypians and start trashing you the way you're trashing us, as you obviously like doing it to us, so maybe it's time that you were forced to swallow your own medicine.
Am I supposed to be offended by that interesting neologism you coined?

Hint: words turn into pejorative ones only when there is negative social stereotyping to begin with.
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Am I supposed to be offended when people start calling me a fag and telling me I deserve to be murdered just because I am autistic?
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Am I supposed to be offended when people start calling me a fag and telling me I deserve to be murdered just because I am autistic?
Don't be silly. What you deserve is an eternity of Hell-Fire and Torment, which you will get in due time, dear (John 3:18). But then again, we all deserve that on account of having been born with a sin nature that guides our soul (Romans 5:12). But there's Good News, dear! Christ Jesus was born just so He could be sacrificed in an innocent, painful, temporary death for the likes of me and you so that we don't have to pay this debt unto the LORD (Matthew 20:28). All we have to do is accept this Gift of Salvation* (Romans 10:9) and we can be spared the eternal punishment created for you long before you were born! Isn't that nice?
















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Don't be silly. What you deserve is an eternity of Hell-Fire and Torment, which you will get in due time, dear (John 3:18). But then again, we all deserve that on account of having been born with a sin nature that guides our soul (Romans 5:12). But there's Good News, dear! Christ Jesus was born just so He could be sacrificed in an innocent, painful, temporary death for the likes of me and you so that we don't have to pay this debt unto the LORD (Matthew 20:28). All we have to do is accept this Gift of Salvation* (Romans 10:9) and we can be spared the eternal punishment created for you long before you were born! Isn't that nice?














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I'm gonna be exploring space with Dhakor after I die, and seeing as Dhakor is immortal aswell as older and far more powerful than your God will ever be, I'm taking his word over your God's any and every day of the week. Also, what kind of sick phuck would wish for torture of any kind? Not just that, but this forum seems to have strayed from the weird side of things and gone into the fanatical side of things that would make ISIS and the KKK look like moderates.
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I'm gonna be exploring space with Dhakor after I die, and seeing as Dhakor is immortal aswell as older and far more powerful than your God will ever be, I'm taking his word over your God's any and every day of the week.
Aw! What a lovely little image. Do you also draw pretty pictures of this Dhakor invisible friend of yours?

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Well, the Bible tells us he who rejects Christ's free gift* is a "fool (Psalm 14:1).






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Aw! What a lovely little image. Do you also draw pretty pictures of this Dhakor invisible friend of yours?



Well, the Bible tells us he who rejects Christ's free gift* is a "fool (Psalm 14:1).






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No I don't (I don't draw pictures full-stop). Also, why would I need to if I already know what he looks like? He also couldn't care less about that kind of thing, and he also has a better moral stance than any Abrahamic God. Not just that, but he doesn't see the need for it, and you'd just call him Satanic anyway.
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No I don't (I don't draw pictures full-stop). Also, why would I need to if I already know what he looks like? He also couldn't care less about that kind of thing, and he also has a better moral stance than any Abrahamic God. Not just that, but he doesn't see the need for it, and you'd just call him Satanic anyway.
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No worries. Also, unlike most people, I can justify my claim that Dhakor actually talks to me, as he told me about planets in other galaxies long before they were discovered, and also that there could be galaxies beyond those in the observable universe. Not just that, but he told me that the big bang could've been the result of another universe collapsing in on itself, and the funny thing is, people are actually doing research into that kind of thing.

Oh, and by the way, I don't claim to be right (and Dhakor is only my imaginary friend), although I do know that my afterlife is absolute, and that I'm gonna need immortality because what he's gonna show me will make heaven look like hell (and vice versa).
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No worries. Also, unlike most people, I can justify my claim that Dhakor actually talks to me, as he told me about planets in other galaxies long before they were discovered, and also that there could be galaxies beyond those in the observable universe. Not just that, but he told me that the big bang could've been the result of another universe collapsing in on itself, and the funny thing is, people are actually doing research into that kind of thing.
Self-fulfilling prophesies are a true joy for proponents of any religion, aren't they?

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Oh, and by the way, I don't claim to be right (and Dhakor is only my imaginary friend), although I do know that my afterlife is absolute, and that I'm gonna need immortality because what he's gonna show me will make heaven look like hell (and vice versa).

If you find followers, Miss Agnes, I bet they will be even more gullible than the most naive Christians of the world.


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Default Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! - 04-03-2018, 08:00 PM

And like I have said before, I am agnostic, as having an imaginary friend and believing in the afterlife doesn't mean that I'm a theist (just like questioning the bible etc doesn't mean that I'm an atheist).
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Self-fulfilling prophesies are a true joy for proponents of any religion, aren't they?




If you find followers, Miss Agnes, I bet they will be even more gullible than the most naive Christians of the world.
To some, but I'm usually like "how in the world is it only now that other people are starting to find about this" etc. Also, I'm not that bothered about preaching anybody's message, and if my imaginary friend turned out to be a three-headed cat/dog hybrid with wings and a mermaid tail, I'd still be the same way. Also, Dhakor has an incredibly sharp tongue, and I doubt that people would want to follow him because of that (and also the fact that he's an expert swordsman who is completely immune to death and actually has the keys to hell etc).
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And like I have said before, I am agnostic, as having an imaginary friend and believing in the afterlife doesn't mean that I'm a theist (just like questioning the bible etc doesn't mean that I'm an atheist).
Ah, I remember you now, you are the one who had trouble understanding definitions of terms!


Let me help you with it in simple terms:


Atheist: I know that my imaginary friend is imaginary.
Agnostic: I have no way of knowing if my friend is imaginary or real.
Theist: My friend is real, not imaginary, even if I am the only one who can see and hear him/her/it.


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Ah, I remember you now, you are the one who had trouble understanding definitions of terms!


Let me help you with it in simple terms:


Atheist: I know that my imaginary friend is imaginary.
Agnostic: I have no way of knowing if my friend is imaginary or real.
Theist: My friend is real, not imaginary, even if I am the only one who can see and hear him/her/it.
And yet those terms only apply in cases of religion, as an atheist who has an imaginary friend is still an atheist, just like I am still an agnostic theist regardless of what others say. Also, my imaginary friend isn't in any way tied to religion (I write science fiction stories and he just popped up out of nowhere), and I know he exists but that still does nothing to change the fact that I'm agnostic (just like the fact that there are atheistic buddhists, as they're atheists by definition, but at the same time, they follow buddhism, and buddhism is an official religion).
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...buddhism is an official religion...
Only because non-Buddhists can't wrap their tiny brains around the concept of an external morality existing absent the presence of active defining and punishing agents; that and governments love to stick people in boxes (whether they fit or not; it's makes most of us easier to direct and control).

Buddha said that he was not a deity, just a guy who'd found a way further along a path to figuring out life, and we were welcome to follow. Anyone who worships him really doesn't get it (usually because they haven't bothered learning what Buddhism is, because OMG reading thinking effort UGH UGH UGH).

Yeah, surprise, there are just as many false Buddhists as their are false Christians, and ignorance is to blame.

So when are you going to start helping?


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And yet those terms only apply in cases of religion, as an atheist who has an imaginary friend is still an atheist, just like I am still an agnostic theist regardless of what others say. Also, my imaginary friend isn't in any way tied to religion (I write science fiction stories and he just popped up out of nowhere), and I know he exists but that still does nothing to change the fact that I'm agnostic (just like the fact that there are atheistic buddhists, as they're atheists by definition, but at the same time, they follow buddhism, and buddhism is an official religion).
My Dear Angus,


I am really sorry to hear of the affliction that has retarded your thought processes.


Anyway, on to more serious things. This "friend" you mention, does he give you bags of sweets for sending him selfies? If so I would suggest you stop all contact with him as it would mean he is not a celestial being but a pedophiliac. With a name like Dhakor it is possible that he is of the mooslim persuasion and is attempting to groom you for his own nefarious ends (mainly trafficking you around major towns and cities for the enjoyment of his friends and a few bucks in his back pocket). I would suggest you cease all contact with him as it can only end badly.


Take heed of these words when he next contacts you:


1 Corinthians 6:13


“Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body
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not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.”



I will pray that you dump Dhakor by the wayside and find Jesus instead.


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