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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 12:53 AM

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I know of no reason why you shouldn't hate your wife. Jesus tells us to "subjugate" them (1 Peter 3:1), and God has cursed them (Genesis 3:16)for eating that apple and listening to satan (a talking snake at that time). Also it is a well-known fact that women hold men back in many things.

We are commanded to love Jesus above everyone else, so I guess go ahead and hate your wife.
Pastor Ezekiel, does not the Bible tell husbands to love their wives?

Ephesians 5:25 "Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it..."

Also, I think you're confusing subjugation with subjection.

"Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands,..." I Peter 3:1

Subjection means "the act of subjecting," and subject (verb) means "to submit to the authority of;" whereas subjugation means "to make submissive or subservient, enslave." While subtle, there is a difference there. One is through the voluntary action of the woman while the other is through the man's bending of the woman's will.
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Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Besides, if it weren't for women, we would still be happily living in the Garden of Eden.


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Pastor Ezekiel, does not the Bible tell husbands to love their wives?

Ephesians 5:25 "Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it..."
That's some very selective quoting going on there. Yes, we are to love our wives, just as Christ is to love us faulty humans, the vast majority of whom will be condemned to Hell by Him. But wives are also to love their husbands. How are they to love us?
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

GOD explicitly states that women should treat men like... well, like God.


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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 01:01 AM

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Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Besides, if it weren't for women, we would still be happily living in the Garden of Eden.
Um, hate to break it to you, but Adam was right there with Eve, and he obviously didn't say, "Eve, let's not chat with the talking snake right now." Genesis never said that Eve had to call Adam over to the tree or go and get him and bring him back.

And, if you cling to that verse in Luke, does that mean you don't acknowledge the verse in Ephesians? It's quite obvious, and it's spelled out just like this one in Luke. How do you resolve that?
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Subjection means "the act of subjecting," and subject (verb) means "to submit to the authority of;" whereas subjugation means "to make submissive or subservient, enslave." While subtle, there is a difference there. One is through the voluntary action of the woman while the other is through the man's bending of the woman's will.
Are you some kind of double talking yid lawyer? You talk all this stuff like it makes a difference and it doesn't. You either voluntarily submit to the man or burn alive. A man is a woman's only hope. Now if the wife you loved was not behaving in accordance with Jesus's teaching would it be inappropriate of me to do a little bending of the woman's will, or her arm for that matter, to save her eternal soul?
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That's some very selective quoting going on there. Yes, we are to love our wives, just as Christ is to love us faulty humans, the vast majority of whom will be condemned to Hell by Him. But wives are also to love their husbands. How are they to love us?
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

GOD explicitly states that women should treat men like... well, like God.
Are you saying that exempts man from loving his wife? I didn't say that women were not called to love their husbands; I distinctly recall the question being about husbands hating their wives.

And, how do you figure that those verses mean that the woman should treat her husband like God? Should she worship him? Because I'm pretty sure I'm called to worship God, and if that's how I treat God, then is it right for me to worship my husband? Because if that's what you're saying, then you're on the verge of blasphemy because I know God says that we should worship none but Him.
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Are you some kind of double talking yid lawyer? You talk all this stuff like it makes a difference and it doesn't. You either voluntarily submit to the man or burn alive. A man is a woman's only hope. Now if the wife you loved was not behaving in accordance with Jesus's teaching would it be inappropriate of me to do a little bending of the woman's will, or her arm for that matter, to save her eternal soul?
Show me where the Bible says that a man is a woman's only hope. From what I know, God is an individual's only hope. Period.

And, I have to say that you'd have to explain how you wanted to bend the woman's will to get her into accordance with Jesus' teaching. There are, you know, ways that Jesus outlines to bring those who are sinning back into the fold. However, I'd like to hear how you would bend your wife's will.
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Are you saying that exempts man from loving his wife? I didn't say that women were not called to love their husbands; I distinctly recall the question being about husbands hating their wives.

And, how do you figure that those verses mean that the woman should treat her husband like God? Should she worship him? Because I'm pretty sure I'm called to worship God, and if that's how I treat God, then is it right for me to worship my husband? Because if that's what you're saying, then you're on the verge of blasphemy because I know God says that we should worship none but Him.
I was saying that God commands husbands to simultaneously love and hate their wives. It's clear that you're not very good with subtlety and ambiguity, but that doesn't matter too much if you're a woman, in which case you have only to ask a good Christian man for guidance.
As for the question of where blame lies in the Garden of Eden, I believe the Bible puts it best:
1 Timothy 2:1 1Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.


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Show me where the Bible says that a man is a woman's only hope. From what I know, God is an individual's only hope. Period.
My word, you certainly are a mouthy little lady, aren't you? Anyway, if I may continue with that Bible passage:
1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Childbearing is a vital aspect of any woman's salvation. Assuming that God's miracle with Mary was a one-off, any woman wishing to be saved in childbearing had probably better approach a man for assistance.


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I was saying that God commands husbands to simultaneously love and hate their wives. It's clear that you're not very good with subtlety and ambiguity, but that doesn't matter too much if you're a woman, in which case you have only to ask a good Christian man for guidance.
As for the question of where blame lies in the Garden of Eden, I believe the Bible puts it best:
1 Timothy 2:1 1Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
How does one simultaneously love and hate? Since I'm rather simple, I'd like you to explain it to me.
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then is it right for me to worship my husband?
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oops, sorry. I didn't realize you were a woman. Do you have your husband's permission to be here?
It was a hypothetical question... at least, in regards to the husband. As yet, I am single. And I don't plan to marry until God sends the right man along.

Beyond that, why would I need a man's permission to visit the site? That's about as ridiculous a comeback as I've heard on here, but then again, looking at who's speaking, I can understand why you'd choose to debate that point.

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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 04:44 AM

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It was a hypothetical question... at least, in regards to the husband. As yet, I am single. And I don't plan to marry until God sends the right man along.

Beyond that, why would I need a man's permission to visit the site? That's about as ridiculous a comeback as I've heard on here, but then again, looking at who's speaking, I can understand why you'd choose to debate that point.

Thanks for the thought, though.
You really aren't familiar with the Holy Bible at all, are you.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.


Do you understand the meaning of silence? How old are you anyway? Does your father know that you are in here mocking God's favorite church?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 04:55 AM

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You really aren't familiar with the Holy Bible at all, are you.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.


Do you understand the meaning of silence? How old are you anyway? Does your father know that you are in here mocking God's favorite church?
I do know the Holy Bible; I've been reading it since I was very young. Your verses are valid, but I also would like to point out a few others that are not to be missed.

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies... She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness." Proverbs 31:10, 26

Obviously, God did not intend for women to be silent all the time. In the course of the detailing of a virtuous woman, we learn that she plans the day's work for her servants, which clearly shows that she must speak to them at some point unless she wrote it down... unlikely. Also, she conducts a business transaction, and that must require some form of communication, again, I'm guessing speech. She finds the best cloth and food and bargains, which again implies speech. She helps the poor while probably talking.

Again, you are trying to base one principle on one verse while ignoring the rest of the Bible.

I do understand the principle of silence, and I'll have you know I practice it very well. It is not necessary at all times, though. Besides, the verses you quoted speak only of teaching a woman, not of those moments when she is not learning.

My age is rather irrelevant, don't you think?

My father would not mind my being on here. He doesn't know, but my mother does; in fact, she probably told him over the phone earlier. They would both support me in my decision to be on here talking and trying to understand you people.
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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 05:09 AM

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I do know the Holy Bible; I've been reading it since I was very young. Your verses are valid, but I also would like to point out a few others that are not to be missed.

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies... She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness." Proverbs 31:10, 26

Obviously, God did not intend for women to be silent all the time. In the course of the detailing of a virtuous woman, we learn that she plans the day's work for her servants, which clearly shows that she must speak to them at some point unless she wrote it down... unlikely. Also, she conducts a business transaction, and that must require some form of communication, again, I'm guessing speech. She finds the best cloth and food and bargains, which again implies speech. She helps the poor while probably talking.

Again, you are trying to base one principle on one verse while ignoring the rest of the Bible.

I do understand the principle of silence, and I'll have you know I practice it very well. It is not necessary at all times, though. Besides, the verses you quoted speak only of teaching a woman, not of those moments when she is not learning.

You are confused, as most females are. I was not referring to the administration and management of household servants. Do you imagine that everyone here on God's favorite forum are your servants to be commanded?

Outside of dealing with servants and answering questions directly put to you, you need a man's permission to be here debating Christ's message with Men who are superior to you in every possible way. So the Bible says.


My age is rather irrelevant, don't you think?

I asked you a question. Don't be a smart-mouth. I strongly suspect that you are under about 15 years old.

My father would not mind my being on here. He doesn't know, but my mother does; in fact, she probably told him over the phone earlier. They would both support me in my decision to be on here talking and trying to understand you people.
You should be ashamed of yourself.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 05:20 AM

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You should be ashamed of yourself.
Pastor Ezekiel, because I'm a nice person, I won't take your insults to heart. I don't believe I should be ashamed of myself when I'm only defending my beliefs against people who have repeatedly derided me and called me inflammatory names.

Look at the quality of my writing; I'm sure you'll see I'm well over the age of 15. However, since you obviously haven't made that connection yet, and since you seem to be rather superior, I'll say it again. My age is irrelevant. I'm old enough to be conversing with someone like you, and that's all you really need to know.

Now, you've got it backwards again. I do not, in fact, imagine people on here to be my servants. That is a silly thought, and it was the farthest thing from my imagination when I quoted Proverbs.

By the way, if you'll look closely, you'll see that the woman works out a business transaction. To be precise, she purchases a field. I may not be up to date on all of my ancient transactions in history, but I'm guessing she wasn't bargaining with a servant. It also does not say she asked her husband's permission to do so.

I do not need a man's permission to talk to men on this silly forum. You have women debating on here from your own Landover group, but I guess they've gotten special permission to do so. However, to satisfy your desires, let me assure you that my dad approves of my visiting websites and forums.

And, going back to the age thing, let me assure you that I was not being smart-mouthed. You simply asked a question that, to me, seemed rather irrelevant to the conversation at hand. Let me know why it is so imperative that you know my age, and I'll be more inclined to tell you.
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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 07:53 AM

Well, you should get a man's permission. I am as yet an unmarried lady, but I have the permission of my brother. My father is unfortunately deceased. My dear brother is the new head of household in his stead. He's younger, but that's irrelevant, as a woman I have no real importance whatsoever in the eyes of God, until I have a husband chosen for me so I can start to bring new little soldiers into the world.

You are indeed a hussy, coming in here without a husband, parading yourself like a trollop.
What decent man would want you, knowing you flaunt yourself about all the menfolk?
Truly dear, for your own sake, show some modesty!

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Well, you should get a man's permission. I am as yet an unmarried lady, but I have the permission of my brother. My father is unfortunately deceased. My dear brother is the new head of household in his stead. He's younger, but that's irrelevant, as a woman I have no real importance whatsoever in the eyes of God, until I have a husband chosen for me so I can start to bring new little soldiers into the world.

You are indeed a hussy, coming in here without a husband, parading yourself like a trollop.
What decent man would want you, knowing you flaunt yourself about all the menfolk?
Truly dear, for your own sake, show some modesty!
Not only that, but I'm pretty sure that she's common eurotrash posing as an American.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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My father would not mind my being on here. He doesn't know, but my mother does; in fact, she probably told him over the phone earlier. They would both support me in my decision to be on here talking and trying to understand you people.
Why over the phone? Do they not live together? Do they even know each other's last names?

Friend, are you a bastard? Because the Lord has some very bad news for you if you are...


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Why over the phone? Do they not live together? Do they even know each other's last names?

Friend, are you a bastard? Because the Lord has some very bad news for you if you are...
Jumping to conclusions again. You might want to stop doing that. My dad is on a business trip and won't be back til the end of the week.

If you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me how I can delete my account here.
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