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Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
09-16-2006, 07:46 PM
There is a big difference between secular personals and Christian personals. And I thought it might be a good idea for us to post a few bad examples, courtesy of the secular world. Anyway, I found a particularly disgusting ad on that very smutty craigslist.org. Feel free to ad more bad ads for educational purposes. Thanks, Mother Glynndie
Young Surfer Boy ISO Hot Straight Couple - m4mw - hello,
What a great day it is! I already got some surf in this morning and now I want to have some hot and wild fun with a HOT STRAIGHT COUPLE at my place or yours ASAP! I am 5'9", very athletic and lean body, 150lbs, a few tats, short light brown hair, very little body hair, smooth young skin, a clean,well kept and groomed 8 inch long and 2 inch thick circumsized xxxx. I posted some pics below, if you are interested send me yours and we'll take it from there..
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09-16-2006, 08:12 PM
(Uhhh....Mother Glynndie! Mother Glynndie! Have you seen BRIAN PEPPERS/Li'l Davey/Carnie Guy around here anywhere?)
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09-16-2006, 09:42 PM
I ran across this one once;
Divorced White Male, 54 5’2” 275lbs bald.
Seeks single while female 18-30, blonde and big breasts a plus.
Stable employment status and NO law enforcement connections are must if you want to run with me baby. As you can see a hot item like me will be going so ladies so get you reply in soon.
No smokers please.
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09-16-2006, 11:14 PM
Do you meant this guy dear Sister?
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Originally Posted by Sister Sue Vera
(Uhhh....Mother Glynndie! Mother Glynndie! Have you seen BRIAN PEPPERS/Li'l Davey/Carnie Guy around here anywhere?)
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09-16-2006, 11:18 PM
Oh my GOD! What is it about that little Man that simply tears the Heart Right out of my chestal areas?
(As always, I kept my eyes averted from that Vulgar bulge coming from that pair of britches to the left of him. Jesus know I did!!!)
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09-17-2006, 05:33 AM
I once saw this personal ad in a secular newspaper in Memphis:
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I don't exept ignorant people!
My name is Angela. I am attractiveseriouse, tender, polite, romantic lady. I love music, travel, books, flowers, good company. I have traditional view at the family. I am looking for kind, relaible, considerate, intellectual gentleman who love a children and valye a family life. The man of my dream is tall( 5'10" and more), strong,gentle, loving, understanding.
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Probably educated in public school.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-17-2006, 11:59 PM
what makes you think she went to a public school?
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09-18-2006, 12:18 AM
The fact that she is such a dunce and cannot convey a simple THOUGHT?
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-18-2006, 01:01 AM
I think she seemed sweet.
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09-18-2006, 01:44 AM
She seemed like the typical worldly WHORE seeking as many pee pee's in her woman-parts. Lucky for her, Satan is ready at a moment's notice.
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09-19-2006, 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angela
I am looking for kind, relaible, considerate, intellectual gentleman who love a children...
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In other words, her idea of a good time is a threesome involving a Catholic priest and a 12-year old polack.
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Originally Posted by Ixi
I think she seemed sweet.
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Sorry, not even whores like that go for emo queers like yourself.
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Dear Lord, I Found a Doozey! -
10-02-2006, 02:32 AM
Folks, please don't read on, unless you are very sure about your own personal salvation. I can't believe what qualifies as a personal ad in the sexular world! DISTURBED MOTHER GLENDORA
I need 1 or 2 women to FXXX me with a strap on!! - m4ww - 26
i need 1 or 2 women who want to Fxxx a young guy with a strap-on...
id get a nice hotel room, supply the "tools"
you just show up ready to make me sxxx and fxxx your rubber cxxx...
i am a good looking athletic grad student...have played with toys but my axx is still virgin territory so be the first...bring a friend if you want to tag team me...
hoping to do this soon...
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Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
10-05-2006, 06:42 PM
Lumberjack seeks companion
Must be able to supply your own chain lube. A 18" bar is most acceptable.
I am a hard starter, but once pulled, I fire right up.
No wood to big to conquer, no sapplings allowed.
Would prefer dressed in flannels and a unionsuit. (That buttflap is so sexy)
Can you get my motor started?
Instead of knocking the wood down, let's bring it up
call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX
Remind me to hide not in the trees, but somewhere far far away from this filth.
And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
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Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
10-05-2006, 07:01 PM
Tinkerbell Seeking Hook Tired of unfaithful Peters. 45, 5'2/115, auburn brown-wide eyes IMP. Ready for the Hook. Save me! I still believe.
Lost Boys need not apply.
what a filthy, wanton slut...I winced when I read that ad.
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Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
10-11-2006, 10:12 AM
I don't know if I understood this Thread.....
But I'm Posting anyway.
Kitty Fiddling should be against the Law!!
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
10-11-2006, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I don't know if I understood this Thread.....
But I'm Posting anyway.
Kitty Fiddling should be against the Law!!
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That kitty fiddler belongs behind bars, just like this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvu1A...related&search=
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Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
10-11-2006, 12:55 PM
...All of which just supports the notion that cats are a legitimate food source...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
10-12-2006, 03:13 AM
Good GRIEF ... this is most disturbing; the occasional use of Hitoshi's engrish is very suspect indeed.
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Imp and angel. Disembodied head in jar, 24, seeks pixie goddess to fiddle with while Rome burns. You bring marshmallows. No. I make joke. You like laugh? I like comebacks and confessions. Send photo of someone else.
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Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
10-12-2006, 06:25 AM
I have a genius idea to you so called True Christians™: Stop surfing the personal ads! That way you won't be offended so easily!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples -
10-12-2006, 10:39 AM
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I have a genius idea to you so called True Christians™: Stop surfing the personal ads! That way you won't be offended so easily!
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Indeed Mr Kipper, it would be a good idea were it not for the fact that God© commands us to seek out such things and warn each other about them.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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