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View Poll Results: How Much Do You Love Jesus?
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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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52 |
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Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
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53 |
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False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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145 |
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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911 |
0.01% |
I'm a queer. What's god?
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Are You an Atheist? -
03-20-2009, 04:40 AM
I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their " Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.
It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.
For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Much Do You Love Jesus? -
03-20-2009, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise
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Pastor, I'm not sure a mere poll can express the way I truly feel about God and Jesus.
The emotions run so deep . . .
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Re: How Much Do You Love Jesus? -
08-03-2009, 05:29 AM
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Pastor, I'm not sure a mere poll can express the way I truly feel about God and Jesus.
The emotions run so deep . . .
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This is a fairly accurate statement of what I was going to say.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-03-2009, 07:56 PM
What sig would Jesus have had?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-03-2009, 08:41 PM
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Oh, God bless Sister Alice! I always wondered what happened to the Shannons every since her husband, Brother Burt, got that job in Soldotna.
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08-03-2009, 08:53 PM
I'm a militant atheist.
Meaning I use guerrilla tactics to wage war against my god fearing enemies.
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Re: How Much Do You Love Jesus? -
09-13-2010, 06:57 AM
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Pastor, I'm not sure a mere poll can express the way I truly feel about God and Jesus.
The emotions run so deep . . .
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*deleted as such language makes baby Jesus cry*l]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM BACK!!! hey pastor ezekiel did you miss me ya reverent gentleman?
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09-13-2010, 07:03 AM
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-20-2009, 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their " Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.
It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.
For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.
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Thank you Pastor Zeke for offering me the opportunity to describe my True Christian love for America and how that love has manifested itself in my life.
I’m sure every True Christian has experienced how both God and love of America influences their life, but for me there were two aspects.
The first is my intellectual recognition that while the Constitution of the United States is the most enlightened document produced by man for self governance, it is still flawed. The founding fathers were so blinded by their disgust of the British Empire and its King they went too far in the banishment of Church from State. I realized early on in my life that Jefferson, as well intended as he may have been, had hatred of the King so great that it led him to leave any meaningful role of God out of the Declaration and the Constitution. This error will someday be rectified, and Jefferson is surely paying for it in Hell, but in the mean time we are forced to deal with the error.
The second is of a more personal nature. While hippies and homers were fleeing from their obligations to this country during the Vietnam War, I stepped forward and voluntarily enlisted in the Navy of these Great United States. It was not something I was compelled to do by the government (I had a low draft number) but it was something that God compelled me to do. That experience comprises the building blocks upon which I have led my life. My Obligation to my shipmates, my obligation to my country, and my obligation to God are the foundations upon which I have lead my life.
Thank you again Pastor Zeke for this opportunity.
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-20-2009, 05:30 AM
Thank you for sharing that story, Brother Lazarus. That was very touching. I appreciate the sacrifice you made for our country.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-21-2009, 02:21 AM
I know that your sickular mathematicians will disagree with me on this one, but I'm at LEAST 10,000% sure that God and Jesus exist. I feel them in my life each and every day!
And I am so filled with love for them that I cannot begin to describe it with mere words! And since I can't sing, I'll leave it to Sister Boone to tell you how I feel about our Lord!
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-21-2009, 02:42 AM
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?
I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-21-2009, 02:49 AM
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I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior.
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Well, that's half true.
You have to do that, and you have to obey all His commands, to show your love for Him.
If you sin, it means you love your sin more than you love Jesus, and He will cast you into Hell.
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My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?
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It's highly likely he experimented with a few trips up the Hershey Highway. Atheists will have sex with whatever moves, because they have no moral compass.
Why, if I weren't a Christian, I could easily choose to become a Lesbian, like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen did!
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I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
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Good man!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-21-2009, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo
I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
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Thats a good way to look at it i never finished Landover Baptist vo tech but praise Jesus He gave us our Godly Pastors who can explain everything to us you have to believe in Jesus and the Bible even the parts that you dont understand and trust the pastors and be sure to tithe even when times are hard like they are for me right now.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-02-2009, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?
I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
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you look just like Kid Rock! who btw calls him self the Cow God or something
It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-04-2009, 05:44 AM
Well You should get Teached on how to Read Good!
Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2009, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?
I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
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Jesus Christ man, you look like Jesus! (But I'm sure you get that all the time.) Peace be with you. If you're ever in NYC, I know a good barber!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
12-31-2009, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?
I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
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I agree! Blindly follow what an old book and an internet forum tells you! It's what all the people weak principals do!
But seriously, it's important to have intrinsic motivation for what you do. It's a basic tenet of psychology. This type of motivation comes from rewards inherent to a task or activity itself. Extrinsic motivation is motivation that comes from outside of yourself. Oftentimes the bible or the church threatens and coerces you to do the "right" thing or else be damned. I think some churches give the wrong message.
"good" things are, I believe, inherently good, not because the bible or God says so. If what god does or says is automatically good, then well...we have a lot of contradictions on our hand don't we? God did a lot of killing, is very jealous, and according to most of the forum members one of the biggest biggots ever. It's called the Eurypthro Dilemma..check it out.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-03-2012, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?
I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
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Jesus loves everyone that accepts him? What about homos, etc. that you hate on despite the Bible's central purpose being thou shalt NOT judge.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
05-17-2014, 02:22 AM
not that means your illiterate and believe in an invisible man in the sky that has no suitable evidence.
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