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Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel? -
07-14-2008, 04:02 PM
Well, today's the day! It's his Godly birthday! If you want to do something for this great Man of God - especially you un$avED out there - NOW is the time to tell him what ewe-fully pretty eyes he has! He can never seem to get enough of it!
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-14-2008, 05:28 PM
Happy Birthday, Pastor! And enjoy Australia!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-15-2008, 12:09 AM
Dear Pastor Zeke~
HAPPY BTHDAY!!
...And many more!
JT
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-15-2008, 06:18 PM
Well, I have been meaning to tell him that he is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-15-2008, 07:13 PM
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Well, I have been meaning to tell him that he is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
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Aye brother, it is high time that Christ gives Pastor Zeke the hand job Pastor Zeke deserves. It if a fitting reward for Pastor Zeke's hard work in Christ's name. There are few who can be said as loyal and firm in their faith in The Lord as Pastor Zeke.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-15-2008, 09:27 PM
What's with the sheep?? does the pastor like them in some way?
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-15-2008, 09:37 PM
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What's with the sheep?? does the pastor like them in some way?
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What are you suggesting Snotty? We TRUE Christians™ are hardly a bunch of perverts.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-15-2008, 10:11 PM
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What are you suggesting Snotty? We TRUE Christians™ are hardly a bunch of perverts.
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Damned straight.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-15-2008, 10:24 PM
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What's with the sheep?? does the pastor like them in some way?
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My GOD, Snottyduck! Surely you haven't failed to notice what ewe-fully pretty eyes Pastor Ezekiel has?
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Re: Is there something you've been meaning to tell Pastor Ezekiel -
07-15-2008, 11:21 PM
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My GOD, Snottyduck! Surely you haven't failed to notice what ewe-fully pretty eyes Pastor Ezekiel has?
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Probably his gasmask gets fogged up when gazing upon my visage. My stunning good looks, my rock hard abs, my youthful vigor and endurance, and my natural modesty all combine to entrance even the most heterosexual of men and boys.
I've even heard rumors of entire websites being run with the sole purpose of worshiping me as a demigod. As a True Christian Pastor, I am obliged to ignore all such blasphemy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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