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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 08-23-2012, 06:39 AM

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Unless the dogs get him first....
To be clear, these are NOT poodles, and they sleep outside in the winter by choice.
Your rank body odor is probably repellent enough, then.

Meanwhile, you'd probably not want to mess with my congregant Joe Matthews' standard poodles. They're hunting dogs.


These poodles will take your face off. And bring it back to Joe, like all those birds on the tailgate.

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amen! I know God is protecting me because I'm a modest virgin, all woman should act the same way!!
Praise! How wonderful to find a virtuous woman in this day and age.


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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 08-23-2012, 05:47 PM

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amen! I know God is protecting me because I'm a modest virgin, all woman should act the same way!!
Then please cover up and leave the Men Only section.


"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 01-26-2013, 06:42 PM

If your skirt is too short then you know why you were raped:



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