[Bobby-Joe]

Look, I want to make my position on this very clear and in writing to the entire congregation; I am not advocating wearing dresses or anything feminine but no were in The Bible does it say a man has to wear pants. Ok I accept I need to wear pants when I go to Sunday service but I don't see the need for them at other times.

Were supposed to be doing what Jesus did, right? Jesus didn't wear pants but no one accused Him of being a long haired, bear footed faggot in a dress. All I am saying is I don't see why man have to wear pants all the time.

[GOD=life]

I don't wear pants all the time, just in public.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by GOD=life

I don't wear pants all the time, just in public.

That's fun and your choice but like I said after Sunday service yesterday were is there some rule in The Bible that says we HAVE to?

And I am getting a little irritated about the implication that I forget to wear my pants. Frankly I expect a little better from my Christian brethren than some cheep shot like that.

[Cranky Old Man]

Jesus lived in a desert, so I think that plays a role as well. Although it is not explicit in the Holy Bible I think what it all means is that here in air conditioned America women have to wear dresses (ones that cover everything and make "rape" impossible) and men have to wear pants.

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

Clearly men and women have to dress differently and are not allowed to wear each others clothes. Men wearing pants and women wearing dresses seems to be fitting here.

1 Timothy 2:9-10 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"

This is the one I like to call the "no sluts rule". Just decent, modest, covering everything clothing.

Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

And here we have no tattoos, no makeup, etc.

Originally Posted by GOD=life

I don't wear pants all the time, just in public.

Since Deuteronomy 22:5 does not say "in public" I am not so sure this is indeed allowed.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

Clearly men and women have to dress differently and are not allowed to wear each others clothes. Men wearing pants and women wearing dresses seems to be fitting here.

1 Timothy 2:9-10 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"

I wear boxers shorts and my glock holster so modesty is covered and frankly I would think my hairy legs make it clear I am not a girl. This is all over the warts on my legs, isn't it? Well sorry Jesus don't make me one of the beautiful people.

A guy can't enjoy a nice breakfast in a restaurant without getting the pastors on his case, what is Freehold coming to?

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Are shorts considered pants?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Palmer C. Eldrich

Are shorts considered pants?

You put them on over your boxers so the same thing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brother BJ, as I explained to you on Sunday morning; No one wants to look at your nether regions while they eat their pecan waffles after Church. You had no reason to remove your slacks.

And don't try and spin the event into something it wasn't. You were wearing some kind of injun loin cloth. Those weren't boxers!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Brother BJ, as I explained to you on Sunday morning; No one wants to look at your nether regions while they eat their pecan waffles after Church. You had no reason to remove your slacks.

And don't try and spin the event into something it wasn't. You were wearing some kind of injun loin cloth. Those weren't boxers!

Some call them speedos I call them boxers. I am an active man after all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Some call them speedos I call them boxers. I am an active man after all.

We could see your wedding tackle brother! There were ladies present! Children were crying.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

We could see your wedding tackle brother! There were ladies present! Children were crying.

Nonsense Pastor, my glock holster covered the important bits. People just have dirty imaginations.

[Talitha]

Being Landover's Senior Circumcisionist, I see this kind of thing all of the time.
However, I do believe a few of the more sensitive Ladies fainted.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Talitha

Being Landover's Senior Circumcisionist, I see this kind of thing all of the time.
However, I do believe a few of the more sensitive Ladies fainted.

Gee wize guys, as I said yesterday I am sorry I feel glock first into Sister Martha-Mae's scrambled eggs. The waitress was in the way and the isles are pretty cramped in there. That wasn't exactly fun for me.

[Cranky Old Man]

Although Deuteronomy 22:5 apparently does not cover this I still think pants, real ones that actually cover the legs, are the best thing to wear.

Also it is very risky not to wear real pants since you risk accidental nakedness: Genesis 9:20-25 "And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren."

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Gee wize guys, as I said yesterday I am sorry I feel glock first into Sister Martha-Mae's scrambled eggs. The waitress was in the way and the isles are pretty cramped in there. That wasn't exactly fun for me.

Lets all give thanks to Jesus that your "Glock" didn't go off, Brother.
Those Scrambled Eggs would have been well and truly ruined

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Talitha

Lets all give thanks to Jesus that your "Glock" didn't go off, Brother.
Those Scrambled Eggs would have been well and truly ruined

Oh come on! Everyone just knows that boys wake up early! It is not like I have no self control!

This is all about that doctor that liberal fascists judge ordered me to see after that traffic ticket!!!! I never heard so much nonsense in my life about me being sexually repressed and channeling my frustration into confrontational behavior. All I am saying is just don't need to wear pants!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Whenever Brother BJ is not wearing pants, expect to see me standing firmly behind him. He has my support.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Whenever Brother BJ is not wearing pants, expect to see me standing firmly behind him. He has my support.

Thank you brother. Everyone knows how firm you are on personal rights. I knew I could rely on you to back me up.

No one objects to Brother Hatchet here when every year he marches down the streets of Freehold to the post office in nothing but a cross and an American flag to protest paying taxes. The man is applauded for his courage and the sincerity of his statement. I fail to see how my situation is any different. Sometimes liberty means spoiled scramble eggs.

[Logan]

Originally Posted by GOD=life

I don't wear pants all the time, just in public.

Way to be!
Free balling gives your little gifts from God room to breath. If the LORD giveth, we should be taking care of them.

[Cranky Old Man]

Call me old fashioned but True Christian™ men should wear real pants. Always. After all we should set the example for everyone else to follow.