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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 05:18 PM

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So the whole world drowned in water, am i right? Not a single grain of dirt left for people to stand on?
Why not read the Bible to find out for yourself? It's shorter than Harry Potter.

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 05:21 PM

Wait, now you lost me. So i shouldn't trust your word? Why lie to me?
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So the whole world drowned in water, am i right? Not a single grain of dirt left for people to stand on?
What does it say in the bible? It's the word of God, read it yourself.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 05:43 PM

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...So i shouldn't trust your word? Why lie to me?
You're right, never mind what I said above. Everyone on the internets tells the truth all the time (especially about this bridge I just happen to have [it's for sale, cheap, you'd better hurry and send me a certified cheque, bank draft, or money order]).


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 06:52 PM

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Because God saw it fit after the sons of Noah started to repopulate the empty earth.
You contradict your kin, human.

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... What I'm saying is; nothing can happen without cause.
So, because he saw it fit it happened? I thought you said nothing can happen without cause. Or was it a lie?
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You contradict your kin, human.
Well cow, you might not be familiar with speech, but there was no contradiction. Do you understand what word contradict mean?
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 07:16 PM

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Well cow, you might not be familiar with speech, but there was no contradiction. Do you understand what the word contradict mean?
Here, I fixed it for you, human.

Contradiction example: You saying nothing can happen without cause yet incest was suddenly forbidden with no apparent reason.
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Here, I fixed it for you, human.

Contradiction example: You saying nothing can happen without cause yet incest was suddenly forbidden with no apparent reason.
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Here, I fixed it for you, human.

Contradiction example: You saying nothing can happen without cause yet incest was suddenly forbidden with no apparent reason.
Too bad for you, raccoon, there is still no contradiction.
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Watch the back-sass when addressing your betters, and that includes all True Christians™.

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Hello Dudi,

You probably missed or ignored on purpose the post before mine
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I've posted that already, but maybe you need a larger font to read:

Incest throughout Old Testament can be explained by the fact that laws of God are not retroactive (Romans 5:13)

In other words, that means, that the Ten Commandments don't apply before God gave them to people.
But it's okay, you are a Dudi after all...

Another thing, being a "True Christians™" means you have a blue (pure) blood or something? You are me and I am you, we are all the same sons for our fathers and mothers.

And what's the "Trade Mark" for? do you get paid for being a christian? You trade yourself? A honest question!

I came here to ask a simple question and here I am still waiting for it.
Maybe I'm just confused because all of your contradictions...
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Maybe I'm just confused because all of your contradictions...
Nah, aardwark, it's just because you don't understand that word.
Let's see two things for example. Where did I say that nothing can happen without A (should I write fixed for you here? I'm not sure, I'm not that fluent in nerd) cause?

Secondly, it did not happen without apparent reason. God forbidding it is very apparent reason.

I get it that you don't always understand single words, but can you even read? Seeing contradiction where there ain't none. Does not look good for you. Better luck next time
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Nah, aardwark, it's just because you don't understand that word.
Let's see two things for example. Where did I say that nothing can happen without A (should I write fixed for you here? I'm not sure, I'm not that fluent in nerd) cause?

Secondly, it did not happen without apparent reason. God forbidding it is very apparent reason.

I get it that you don't always understand single words, but can you even read? Seeing contradiction where there ain't none. Does not look good for you. Better luck next time


Let me redirect the question back at you. Can you read what I was qouting? Did you even bother reading it at all? Or you just read things briefly without letting your brain process the sentences? I was qouting one of your kin, human. (PaA)

And why are you bringing animals up? "Cow"? "Raccoon"? "Aardwark"? Does it sign something? Or are you just a Dudi?

Back to topic, God forbidding it is not enough. After all, how can you trust one who says he will do something and then he doesn't?
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Let me redirect the question back at you. Can you read what I was qouting? Did you even bother reading it at all? Or you just read things briefly without letting your brain process the sentences? I was qouting one of your kin, human. (PaA)

And why are you bringing animals up? "Cow"? "Raccoon"? "Aardwark"? Does it sign something? Or are you just a Dudi?

Back to topic, God forbidding it is not enough. After all, how can you trust one who says he will do something and then he doesn't?
No need to get annoyed, giraffe. I was just helping you to understand the meaning of these words. You started this whole contradiction thing with saying that Cain's wife is a contradiction. I'm not sure if your limited mind can understand this, but anyone can see that it is not. Every other "contradiction" you mentioned were the same.

It's OK, you are not the first one making mistakes. We see your kind here daily. Just move on.
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What's a dudi? Are you one of those scat-fetish weirdos?



Hello again, Dudi.

What happened? You can't find the word on the internet? Or "God's magic" as your kin called it?
I can assure you that its origin does not come from the brown smelly thing.

Since you are "better" than me I assumed you know what I mean, but you are just a human, with no blue (pure) blood after all.
Ask jesus, maybe he knows what you are, or why you behave like one of them. If jesus will not answer your prays, maybe I will.

Trust me, the internet is a big universe, there is everything in it, you just need to look for it.
Oh wait, you can't go out there. You will see things that came from the devil...
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 08:44 PM

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Hey jewess, where is your introduction thread? I don't recall seeing it.

My story is long, painful, sadding and boring. You won't be interested in seeing it.
I suffered, more than a life time, God gave up on me. I was a believer until that day he gave up on me. He made that world for me and then just disappeared as if it was all just a lego castle.
My agony opened my eyes to the truth. Things can come without reason. Everybody is evil in essence as long there is money around them.
How can you explain how my life were just good all my life while believing and suddenly my whole world crushes down while I was still believing?
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 08:56 PM

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My story is long, painful, sadding and boring. You won't be interested in seeing it.
I suffered, more than a life time, God gave up on me. I was a believer until that day he gave up on me. He made that world for me and then just disappeared as if it was all just a lego castle.
My agony opened my eyes to the truth. Things can come without reason. Everybody is evil in essence as long there is money around them.
How can you explain how my life were just good all my life while believing and suddenly my whole world crushes down while I was still believing?
Sounds like you brought God's Wrath down on yourself.

(Colossians 3:25) "But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons."



Tell me friend, what abominations did you commit to anger the Lord so?

YiC,

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 09:10 PM

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Sounds like you brought God's Wrath down on yourself.

(Colossians 3:25) "But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons."



Tell me friend, what abominations did you commit to anger the Lord so?

YiC,

Zech
My sin was believing in something called the Lord and his "son" Jesus.
I have done nothing to anger them, the things that happened to me were humans and the human limits.
I did nothing but believing in his truth and word. I followed everything the bible said.
I'm sorry, but one day he stopped playing "puppet" with me.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 03-13-2013, 09:57 PM

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...How can you explain how my life were just good all my life while believing and suddenly my whole world crushes down while I was still believing?
Wait, what? You _have_ read the Bible, right?


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