[Nobar King]

I usually do it myself. If you ever wondered how easy it is to change your oil, there are only a few steps. It's basically the same for every car:

[Cranky Old Man]

I have never changed the oil in my car, ever. I just pray to Jesus that he keeps my car running. I tithe the money I save this way to thank Him.

[James Hutchins]

I never change it. God made everything perfectly and and it is not my place to pick and choose if something He made is not good enough.
I lease a car for three years and turn it in. I get a pickaninny to clean it up (they are good at making a purse out of a sow).

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Our vehicles all run on gasoline, not oil. The tanks sometimes need filling, but I have never heard of changing it.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

My messenger boy does this, I think. Or is it the driver? I don't know. All I know is that Jesus is watching over me -- after all, Jesus take the whee!

[Impala 67]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Our vehicles all run on gasoline, not oil. The tanks sometimes need filling, but I have never heard of changing it.

I think it's a Catlick thing giving the last oil. My car is just like yours.

JHL.
JC is our true Lord.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I change my oil every week just to show to liberals that oil is a gift from Jesus that we are to use as we see fit. The used oil goes straight down the drain in order to show any onlooking liberals that the world isn't going to end. Well it is, but not because of disposing contaminated oil down the drain.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by Impala 67

I think it's a Catlick thing giving the last oil. My car is just like yours.

JHL.
JC is our true Lord.

What nonsense are you speaking of?

[Freddy Osborne]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Our vehicles all run on gasoline, not oil. The tanks sometimes need filling, but I have never heard of changing it.

I hope you don't do this. Mechanic type stuff should be left to men lest you become one of those Rosy Riveting lesbos.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Freddy Osborne

I hope you don't do this. Mechanic type stuff should be left to men lest you become one of those Rosy Riveting lesbos.

I wouldn't know where to put the stuff - is the gas tank under the hood or in the trunk?

[Thomas Helwys]

Why are we allowing people who are worried about the expense of changing the oil on their cars into Landover Baptist Church??? I thought we had a minimum income bracket before you could even get within 50 miles of the outer compound of the church grounds????

[lukasekman]

I extract oil from my car if my kids get sick.

Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
James 5:14

[Des]

I advise folks to change their oil every time they drive their vehicle, and to remember that if a vehicle isn't driven for several days the oil settles to the bottom and needs to be changed.


Edited to add: I just got a call from a Brother, asking me if I might have some small bias with my advice due to my owning stock in a major oil company. I'll tell you all just what I told him. Ridiculous! I do not own stock in a major oil company. I own stock in 7 major oil companies, so what sense would it possibly make for me to advocate their competing with one another?

[sinnersbedamned]

It depends on the source of the oil, not specific to the vehicle.


If the oil comes from the middle east, never change it. It is supported by muslims.


If it comes from Alaska or North Dakota, change it frequently. It will at least make you feel like a better person.


If it comes from Texas, change it every day. The money will come right back to you so it won't matter anyways.